John is adamant that he will refuse to vote but Dave jokes that the Lord needs his vote.
JOHN: I won't vote if I win the task.. No, if I have to change a name .. if there's one up there that I don't approve of, depending on who.. depending on what.. ah yes, I probably will actually.. it depends what happens this week..
Ben believes the most likely outcome is them being up against each other; as they are all being funny with him since the Shabby incident. John tells Ben not to worry about sides and doesn't think they should even be talking about it. He thinks there's a rule that they aren't even allowed to talk about it 'you don't want to persuade people into not nominating ya.'
John cuts to the chase and returns to their previous conversation as he wants to know what the hell Caoimhe said.
JOHN: I don't even talk to Caoimhe.. I haven't spoken to her since I've been here.. Do you know what I mean? they're like 'oh, we don't understand why he's having a go at..' do you know why they can't understand why I'm having a go at Rachael? They can't understand why I'm having a go at Rachael because they think she's the most beautiful girl on the planet .. and they can't understand why a guy doesn't wanna bone her! I think it's as simple as that.
Dave laughs that it is because he's got a brain! :D Ben believes he obviously lacks one then.
JOHN: It's so hard for people to believe, certain people in particular .. that someone that gorgeous, you're just not interested.. Do you know what I mean? They're like 'she's a pretty girl.. who does he think HE is knocking her back?' I think it's more to do with that than anything else.. Do you agree to a certain extent, that that's what some people think? But to me, that's just a form of arrogance.
Similarly, there are/were quite a number of people who failed to comprehend that a man as handsome as John could ever be attracted to Josie. Even Josie herself had these thoughts! While Josie is stunning, she is not the stereotypical stick-thin model that SOME believed John should be with - hmmmmmmph!!
Those people are not only cruel and disparaging in their views to Josie, who as far as I'm concerned is a beautiful woman in her own right.. but they are downright insulting to John, who has said time and time again that he isn't shallow like that.. he openly told Josie she was gorgeous and that he didn't care about her size. So his fans who gushed when he was with Sherrie, that she was prettier and better matched with John aesthetically (which I think is BALONEY!) could come across as offensive to John.. who may feel that they think this is all he judges a person on.
Ben presumes John now knows why he'd been so touchy with him before and why he's also annoyed with Govan, who is not a bad person.
BEN: You even just have to watch Govan's body language, just watch him! He's running around fueling little dissensions and little arguments and it's giving him pleasure and amusement to do so!! And I just don't like people like that. We all like a gossip, by God I like a gossip!
Lots of tweeters, take great pleasure in doing the exact same thing on twitter.. they must lead sad, lonely lives if this is one of the only things to provide them with amusement.
JOHN: It p*sses me off about people like Ife.
Ben bluntly considers Govan to be worse as he's trying to cause trouble whereas Ife is just stating her belief.
JOHN: (fumes) Why can't she state it to me though? I did a task with her for half a day! (Josie and Nathan are doing the twist in the living room)
Maybe John was so furious with comments Josie has made because she was quite happy to tell the papers and media .. but perhaps wasn't prepared to share these thoughts and feelings with John at the time, to explain where she was coming from and what he did that angered her so much.. especially as he was in a relationship with her for the best part of 9 months (which probably felt nearer to 3 years because of the the relationship equivalent in BB would be longer had they been outside) so probably believed he was entitled to know.
JOHN: I think we can safely assume, if you upset 1 of those .. the other 2 are gonna follow, no matter what.. (CIS trio - Caoimhe, Ife and Shabby)
John explains that part of the reason behind him having a go at Rachael was because of Ben.
JOHN: I don't know what you think, Davo.. but I don't think she gives you (BEN) the time of day.. and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that you're a big fan and you think that she's amazingly good looking and if you could start up a .. (SC)
John accepts that Rachael has been nice to him but it isn't always the case with other people.
JOHN: I'm not a bad person, I wouldn't have done that.. I had no reason to do that whatsoever.. but when I see girls treating you like that.. I'm not gonna stand by and watch that sh*t! I'm just not! And if you choose to not do something about it.. then that's whatever.. (SC)
After a brief interlude with some la la-ing in the lounge, it's back to the bedroom where they laugh at Ben as he's 'ripping them all out!' Ben beholds John as being far worse in the things he says. Sunshine has told him off enough already and that she didn't think it was a very nice way to talk to anybody, especially not at a dinner table.
SUNSHINE: He's had his lecture.
JOHN: Who?
SUNSHINE: You.. you just chose not to listen to it!
I can imagine Helena having some choice cross words and select stern sentences for that son of hers.. he would have listened but would he have heeded her advice or ignored it?
John picks back where they left off in their discussion -
JOHN: I know that you say certain people are blind to some situations .. I think you are blind to the situation between you and her! (Ben acknowledges he was) And still to this day, you still put in effort with her and she gives you nothing.
Ben doesn't care anymore.
JOHN: It's up to you, if you care or not.. I just don't like seeing it, that's all.. (Ad break)
John and Josie may feel that those who still buy the things the other have said, to be blind. When really, they do NOT know the entire situation between them. Unfortunately, I can't help but care when I see them trade taunts .. I just don't like seeing it.. not from them.
Ben is now reveling in Rachael in the room of beds! 'You can't please all the people, ALL the time' - WORD!! He reports that the only issue he and John don't agree on is HER. Rachael predicts John has said she's horrible and a b*tch!
BEN: I've got to make my own mind up on people.
Just as John and Josie have made their own mind up on each other .. we may not like these opinions they now have but they are adults who have far more FACTS than have been disclosed to any of us.. so are far more equipped to come to any conclusions they have concerning the other.
It is belly tickling to watch Ben bob up and down on the spot like a jack-in-the-box as he doesn't know what to do 'to stay up and be hyper or go to bed!'
John and Dave are throwing, what looks like a sock ball, back and forth in the lounge. Dave boasts about how he has been with his beautiful wife for 20 years and hasn't so much as kissed another woman by the grace of God and doesn't know how she's managed to stay with him.
DAVE: She must love me a lot!
This makes John smile.. I think ultimately, John wants this for himself some day.. what his mother and father shared.. I hope he finds that. Josie wanted the same with him.. pity it won't be with each other now the way they both hoped it would be.. at least at one point. May Josie find herself a suitable suitor to share her life with too (if she doesn't already have that in Luke)..
Dave says that one day the veneer gets torn and faded but you're still with that person. Mario mentions that they have built a life together (Dave and his wife) and had 4 children in their 'rich tapestry of life' Dave agrees it is a beautiful thing :) It is heartwarming to hear the way Dave spoke of his wife and children, he really cherishes them.
Dave tells John how much respect he has for him as he was 'probably the best looking out of the 80 odd people' and BB had perhaps put him in as someone really attractive to get it on 'but you've seen beyond all that!' BB got far more than they ever could have bargained for with their Brit-stralian boy from Down Under.
JOHN: I appreciate that.
BB announces that the Store room is now open, much to the bafflement of the HM's as they'd already collected their shopping. Steve is first on the scene to call Rachael to receive her suitcase. Rachael is over the moon and reads out the label 'you have been chosen by one of your fellow HM's to receive your suitcase and clothes.'
She is desperate to discover who has done this for her and asks everyone who crosses her path 'who's done that for me guys?' Rachael quickly drops her trunk practically on Mario's toes as she goes out to the garden to see if anyone knows who is responsible for her reward. She laughs that it'll only be for a day :D How right she was!! She shows Ife and Mario her eviction dress.
RACHAEL: Aw, thank you whoever did this! Was it you Ben?
John and Dave return to playing ball. Mario hadn't known they could request for someone to have their suitcase returned.
JOHN: (Laughs) Look at Stevo! Stevo thinks it's me.. it's not me!
Unbeknownst to Rachael, she is showing the contents of her case to the culprit who was kind enough to win it back for her :D Corin asks the only question Corin could 'are you lovin' it?' and tells her she WELL should wear her hair curly with that dress. Rachael is anxious to know as nobody has admitted to it. Corin checks it's not a trick and that everything is inside. Rachael remarks that there's no point unpacking it (still believing that she will be out tomorrow night) and Mario mentions that it could be the special prize Ife and John were supposed to have won for being the last team standing in the task.
Corin considers that this could be the prize unless someone had swapped the coffee maker. Dave and Ben had apparently won this as a present some when. She counsels Rachael to wear a mint outfit now and tomorrow.
Rachael is SO happy now :)
RACHAEL: Where's my pencil skirt thing? I feel like putting that on, cos I feel sexy in that!
She decides against it, until Corin encourages her to put something good on so she starts to strip off. Corin demands to those taking up her bed to 'do one' as she needs an early night. Nathan enters and is a spoiled spectator to her indecent exposures as he sings for Rachael to 'shake what ya mama gave ya' but then asks her to cover up her bum (as Mario is staring at it!!) They whoop and whistle as she models her hot pink mini dress for them (which she reveals is too tight for her to wear a bra)
BEN: We don't need a pudding do we, with that!
Ben and Nathan have to get out of the room before they become too aroused :P
Corin feels sick that Rachael thinks her own hair looks sh*t when she is sat in bed with an Olive Oyl bun in her hair! She struts around in her sexy little number, knowing she is working it (and raising the temperature of the bodies of the men in the house.. well some of them.. some don't even batter an eyelid *cough JOHN!* as she saunters past!)
Mario thinks it is amazing how a little something like that can bring someone back to themselves and it was like that for him when he was free of the mole suit. Sunshine is sad that she cried when she didn't get pizza and thinks it made her look weak. Corin sympathises that it made her look starving and anyone would have been gutted not to have the same food but was given a salad that wasn't very nice instead.
SUNSHINE: I wouldn't feed that to my rabbit.. if I fed my rabbit!
Sunshine sniggers that she can now retrospectively laugh about Dave asking her where she wanted to go .. and she'd sobbed 'DOMINO'S PIZZA!' Swap to the garden.. because the cameramen are turned on that Rachael is touching her breasts as she has no bra on.
Back in the bedroom, Ben is latched on to Josie's body like a blood-sucking leech! For a lass, who was not keen on hugging (at least with anyone but John James!) she appears rather awkward to be trapped in this headlock. Corin finds it comical that Dave compared her to Aunt Sally from Wurzel Gummidge. She thinks the show was MINT! I found it a load of TOFFEE .. haaaa not that I ever watched an episode so had to google what Aunt Sally looked like.
After another break, John is chatting laundry with Corin. He checks with Gov if he has anything that would run (clothing.. of the NO leg variety!) Cut to Dave and Steve at the sofas playing sockball and Steve laughs at someone singing as they pass by 'it's such a bizarre house, isn't it? Like a big flat for weird..(sc)' He had really enjoyed going in the nest.
Back to a Beckham look-a-likey NOT biting his tongue in the bedroom.
JOHN: Who put sh*t stains on my f**king towel? What the HELL is that?! I hate how people just get sh*t on my towels!
Josie FINALLY pops up to find her hat to have a hat off with someone :) Where was her hat? Where was her hat? Not as catchy as Sammy Pepper's rendition!!
On seeing Josie in her hat, Nathan appears to find her attractive though we can't hear what he says to warrant Josie's oh, stop iiiiiit! Stop it! Stoppppp it!' Back to the boys playing with their balls in the living room ;) Which is not even remotely as filthy as it sounds! Moley is up to his usual mayhem which Steve doesn't want to see as he's nearly 41 and not a student. Dave is surprised at how much Steve has crammed into those 41 years!
Rachael is parading around in her pretty dresses. In the background, Josie and John are trying to persuade Mario to present his package :D
JOSIE: (pleads) Pleeeeeeeeeease Mario! Can we see the left ball bag?
JOHN: Just the left one! Alright go, just chop it outside.
SPOILSPORT SUNSHINE: Don't, don't give in to peer pressure Mario!
JOHN: He already walked around naked!!
JOSIE: Please? Cos we don't know what you're on about!!
Mario begins to pull down his pants to show his man marbles and the camera changes to a view of Bobby Righter.. sparing us from being scarred from seeing such an enormous ball bag. We can hear Josie's dirty giggles when he whips them out.
The sofa sports sail on when Mario waltzes past after flashing his equipment to JJJ. Dave tells him no one is making him get nude 'you enjoy getting nude!' Mario maintains that they had dared him to do it. Mario joins the bathroomer groomers who have been belting out an Irish trench song. Ife thinks it sounded more like a song you hear at Christmas when everything has gone wrong.
Caoimhe clutches her chest and does an Irish jig..gle with Mario :S which makes Mario chortle. Then we head back to the bedroomage :)
Rachael is folding her clothes and realises that lots of clothing has been confiscated so she feels her wardrobe is 'dead limited.' She jokes that she will be evicted wearing EVERYTHING!
Josie thinks Mario is so funny and Sunshine is shocked that he had shown them! John is still astounded at the sight of Mario's manhood and can be heard audibly asking him 'how did you get that left ball so big? His cheeky little chops! How did you get that left ball SO big??' It had quite a lasting impression on our John :D
MARIO: Working out!! (he grinds his pelvis) Put a little weight on it!
Sunshine seems to think she's super funny and seductive when telling John of her lusting after him during the bin task 'John James, the reason you get up early to watch the bin men!'
Sunshine Martyn - the reason we switched off the sound to silence the screeching!!!! :D John was never too fussed with any of her flattery.. and Sunshine was saddened that he was immune to her 'charms!'
Sunshine goes on to snigger that Mario was the reason you stay in bed on bin day! Sunshine says he should have put sunshine lotion on after Rachael points out that Mario got T-shirt tan today! Josie also realised her skin has turned red. The camera fiiiiiinally pans around so we can see John (laying across the bottom of Josie and Govan's double bed) and Josie with Govan in bed.
JOSIE: Mario, you look loads healthier cos you've been out in the sun! (normally he's paler and pastier than the vampires in Twilight!)
Mario makes it a massive matter that his balls will only get bigger the more days he doesn't 'release!' and with that he taps John on the back of his legs :S
JOHN: Don't be releasing 'em next to me!
JOSIE: I don't think they can get any more bigger.. if they get bigger you're in trouble!!
Nathan had a mate with larger ones which leads Sunshine to suspect that maybe his friend had a hernia! Josie thinks Mario will need bigger pants from Big Brother if they enlarge! GROOOOOOSS!!!
John growls at someone to 'stop doing that!' Govan/Josie may have tugged at his socks or something?
GOVAN: (Teases) Why do you wear those socks? Their sh*t! (they look like trainer socks as opposed to regular socks .. the same style he wore on TSAJ when he placed his feet on top of Josie's)
JOSIE: (Joins in the banter in her Ozzie accent) Your name's not Billy!
JOHN: (exaggerates his own accent in a more nasal way) I don't have any socks.. I've only been here for 7 days, b*tch!
Josie recounts to Nathan that she had forgotten John's name earlier. John pretends he was mad as they'd been there 7 days!! Nathan murmurs something about Crab eyes while Josie blames her name amnesia on being tired.
JOHN: No, you weren't! (a little hurt that she had forgotten)
Tiny glimpse of the girls bathing and then back to the bedroom babes bursting out laughing as Ben pushes Mario out of his bed! He steals his quilt while Ben is creaming up but returns it just as quickly. Nathan mocks them as Mario melodramatically hollers 'IT'S OVER!!' (it never began!)
JOSIE: (Giggles) Look at his face!! Ben tells people off with his eyebrows :P
She asks if anyone has any nail scissors as hers have been stolen. Sunshine asked how Josie packing her suitcase had worked (as she'd been on holiday to Turkey)
JOSIE: Well, I went out on Friday got back on Sunday decided (sc) to a BBQ and I was p*ssed right up.. so then in the morning when I was doing my packing I just chucked in as much stuff as I could.
Sunshine requests that Josie takes them through everything she actually had packed in her suitcase.
JOSIE: I've got about 7 pairs .. no 5 pairs of leggings, about 3 pairs of pants, 4 bikinis.. um about 8 vest tops, 2 t-shirts and 2.. no 3.. 4 dresses..
Sunshine then quizzes if she brought anything that seems a bit silly.
JOSIE: I asked them if I could bring my roller skates but they weren't 'aving it!
Govan imitates her Bristolian accent, all in good humour :) Ad break, Ben and Mario chat from their beds about Mario finding it funny that people get so shocked by nudity.
Ben is unfazed by it and Mario makes a comparison to Michelangelo's 'David' statue being a work of art that is admired.. but REAL nudity makes people shriek. Ben gets Rachael to turn off the light and the animals.. I mean HM's start making farmyard noises in the dark.
We hear baaas, moos, quacking (from QUACKERS Sunshine), Govan woofs, someone else oinks. But most impressive, is Josie's realistic horse neighing. Sleepy Johnny rubs his eyeballs as he props himself up after lying down for a long while.
JOSIE: (In Oz accent in the background) Hey, if you wanna go.. I'll go!
JOHN: (jokes back) Don't start!
GOVAN: (Also in Aussie accent) This is gonna get naaaasty!
We hear Sunshine yelp 'ow!' and she accuses 'JOHN JAMES!' of throwing a pillow at her!!
JOHN: (Pipes up) ME? I wasn't even in the room!!
After a short cut across to Rachael and Shabby in the bathroom, we return to a full-scale pillow fight breaking out in the bedroom. Govan means war and whacks Josie on her bottom as she hugs Ben good night. Poor Josie is taking it from all angles as Nathan fires one in her direction and John blasts her from behind with a blow to the brain! Sunshine is on the attack until someone takes her pillows and Nathan uses double pillows on his victims: Sunshine, John and Nathan :D
The pictures are more blurry than usual as they are action shots! Apart from the one where Mario looks dead.. in fact, the light had just flickered on in his face!
Well he didn't wipe his bum on it.. so it can't be a real gesture of love, right? :P
Sunshine gets smooshed!!
Nathan and John are most hilarious to watch as they duel with their pillows. Ducking, diving and DESTROYING!!
NATHAN: I've been doing this for 1000 years! TURN AND FACE ME!!
JOSIE: Who did that? Who did that? (switches the light on) RIGHT, in the name of Celine Dion this is gonna get seriiiiiioUS, yeah?
And SERIOUS it gets - in the shape of Nathan pelting Josie with 2 pillows and John landing one right in her face!
JOSIE: JOHN JAMES!!!!!!!!!
Sunshine starts snivelling on, so John bashes her on the booty to berate her with his weapon! Spurred on by Nathan to 'go get him' she banshee screams, scaring John who jumps onto Mario's bed
MARIO: Oh crikey! (was this a Mario catchphrase before Aaron?? Although, I'm not sure if it was Aaron from BB12 as I didn't watch it)
Sunshine frantically chases John around the room, making frenzied thrashing noises and feebly hitting him with her pillow. Nathan and John BELT each other unrepentantly .. those brutish bullies :P Ninja Nathan comes out at night as he gets right into the spirit of things.
NATHAN: My father was a pillow fighter..
DAVE: His father was a pillow fighter!
After all the bedlam in the bedroom the boys are out of breath having worn themselves out! A great pillow fight will do this to ya :)
JOHN: Benny, you nearly got wiped out 5 times didn't ya?
Govan points and laughs at Josie as she storms back in and she means business 'right, someone gave me a black eye then!'
NATHAN: You look really battered and bruised! (she shoves Nathan out of way)
JOSIE: I've got a black eye because of you!
JOHN: (Admires it) It suits ya! :)
Nathan starts everyone laughing over Sunshine's face palm when she struggled on Hickory Dickory Dock and whacked her face on the wood :(
NATHAN: It looked well sore!
John gets a little hot under the collar from all the shenanigans and removes his jacket. Josie laughs about something that happened to Sunshine when she'd opened the door. Dave detects that Josie has caught the sun 'you could have saved your money on that trip to Turkey and just come here!'
JOSIE: (shielding her face from anyone wielding pillows) Only my face goes brown, cos I've got an uno freckle cos all my freckles join together.. I'll look like the uno freckle. (John parrots this back with bemusement!)
Govan giggles that John is out of breath. Skip to Rachael in the bathroom listing the reasons she thinks she will be evicted to Shabby: That girls will probably fancy John so want her out as he doesn't like her, as nobody will want to see her crying, because of her VT and entrance. Ife starts singing the line 'if I just lay here' from the song Chasing Cars so the camera changes back to the bedroom.
John spots Josie getting cozy on his single bed and calls out that he's sleeping there 'I'm sleeping in that bed, Jose!' Mario is miffed he will no longer be in seduce-able territory in his bed.
JOSIE: (Flirts) Don't be like that!
John suggests she sleeps in there (Mario's bed) with Mars.
Josie proposes that he gets in with Govan (in the double she currently shared with him)..
JOSIE: I'm a bit.. errr.. what do you call it? eRRR.. SHOTGUN!! Shotgun!
They laugh at her as you cannot shotgun a bed!!! :D Nathan asks what's happened to his bed? As it looks like someone has wiped their arse on it and left a scuff mark :S Govan jests for Nathan to make Josie smell his dirty socks which makes Jose jump out of the single bed when Nathan comes for her with the stinky sock.
JOHN: (commands) You stay in there with Govan tonight!
JOSIE: Get on, John!! You've booted me in the face with a pillow about 5 million times!!
JOHN: (Squeaks) WHO?
JOSIE: Who do you think you are?
Govan reminds her she'd nearly slammed Sunshine in the door (during the crazy cyclone of nocturnal pillow wars in the name of Celine Dion) Sunshine does like a good pillow fight :D John's bicep is displayed in all its beautiful buffness! :) Josie announces that she needs a hairband.
JOHN: (Cheeks) Yeah, ya need a bit of a haircut, don't ya?
JOSIE: (Wisecracks) You're the one trying to pull off the mullet!
Josie shakes and shimmies beside the bed of boys 'Muuuuuuuuum? MUM? There's no music but I can't stop dancing!'
Then her and Govan do the obligatory Inbetweens/Yoda 'FEISTY ONE YOU ARE!' Then she snaps back into a sensible Sally 'right, we better go outside .. people wanna sleep!' Though I don't think Ben would have even had a wink throughout all the commotion :D She then pulls some Ninja moves on Govan (the kind that Sammy P would have been envious of) complete with comical karate sounds!
At Govan's request she pulls him along the carpet by his legs :D She puts his legs over his bum and shortly after the live feed I can find comes to an abrupt end on a BUM note :P BOTTOMS UP!!! A shame that Josie and Govan's friendship is over too.. as they shared lots of giggles and silliness!
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