*Back in the bedroom John gets Josie to repeat her Ben impression for Ben as she lies down making John laugh heartily.
*John then has a giggle with Dave over his breath.. Sunshine asks John if he is okay as he is giggling so much. John lets
Dave know 'you're the funniest person EVER! I love everyone in here!' He can barely breathe through his
drink-induced laughter!! Dave is wearing a funny looking beanie on his head so John takes the mickey 'With his f**king
beanie on! He looks like f**king Papa smurf with glasses on!' Dave launches on top of him to mercilessly tickle
him and Govan joins in. Sunshine wants to get involved so proceeds to hit John on his head from behind him with a pillow
repeatedly .. trying to start a pillow fight? But he doesn't take her up.
DAVE: (To John about his hyperness) We're not putting up with this all night!
*Sunshine has a jump on her bed and then tries to demand that Ben swaps beds with Corin. Dave lays down beside her and
they pelt toilet rolls across the room .. most likely in John's directions although the camera does not show this. Nathan and
Corin put an end to their childishness as they only have 8 toilet rolls to last them the week. John can't resist 1 final shot
aimed at Dave's Papa Smurf beanie head! Corin thinks they ought to 'BOG OFF!' :D
*Josie tells Nathan (as he lies next to her in bed) that BB shops at Tesco's for them; she wishes their house had chickens in
the garden like BB1.
JOSIE: Then at least you'd have someone else to talk to!
Nathan thinks you could watch chickens all day. Josie adds 'And if it got that bad, I'd just wring its neck!' if
Nathan would cook it, he enjoys plucking chickens! She says of Dave 'I reckon he just gets the giggles. Do you reckon
it's off God or he just gets the giggles?' he agrees it is the latter 'deffo'.
*Steve ironically says that he spends all his time observing (which he certainly does seem to do throughout the series in his
fave spot – the SOFA!) Josie 'best way, mate.. best way!' and she thinks that Steve drops his one liners here and there
and cracks everyone up.
*In the corner of the screen we catch John flinging a cushion across the room. Josie asks 'who did that?' I think it hit
Corin, as John tries to shift the blame in a Bristolian accent 'that was our Josie!' John notices they may have installed
another mic in the bedroom as it looks like it has just been drilled. Govan is angry when BB interrupts him peeing to
remind them to wear their mics at all times 'that stupid b*tch just made me p*ss everywhere!' John loves how
he calls her names and has no remorse.
STEVE: We're borrowing the house off her!
John sings 'Benji .. our Jose' in his favourite accent.
*Shabby educates Ife, Caoimhe and Rachael in the bathroom about wilderness survival skills.
NOTE: If you are stranded in Antarctica and have to eat a polar bear to live, do NOT eat the liver as it is so
full of Vitamin E it will kill you instantly. The next tip is how to stay warm in the desert - this involves stabbing a
camel, ripping its guts out and getting inside its fur, drink the camel's urine and cook and eat their meat. Ife thinks the
eventuality of this happening is 'quite unlikely, but it's good to know!'
*Corin considers the BB house to be quite dangerous, especially if they'd drank a lot of alcohol as most of it is made from
glass. Ben says the drink makes no difference to his clumsiness, as even without it he walks into glass 'like a bloody crow!'
*Josie feels 'I look like the biggest slob in Big Brother – look at me yard!' Corin thinks they've all become slobs.
BEN: 'You might be messy but you're mine!! (again copying her accent which makes her smile)
*BB has provided Mario with a warmer blanket so he won't be cold in the mole hole. Had he been in Antarctica he could
have just killed a polar bear!! :P
CORIN: You'd get more warmth out of a cotton bud!
He lets Josie snuggle up with the fleecy blanket which she says feels lush 'Something like this to me is like heaven! ..
That's better than having a boyfriend!' Then Corin has a cuddle with it; even though it is comfy and gorgeous the HM's
are concerned that he'll still be cold. Mario had asked if he couldn't bunk in bed with one of the others but BB had told him
'sometimes it's tough for a little mole.'
Believe it or not there IS a Bristolian beneath that blanket!
*John tells some of the group 'she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'll probably be evicted before she finds
out!' (sounds like he played a prank on Josie. as he is looking in her direction while saying this. I'm not sure what this
was!) Corin ponders whether BB had put red ants in the mole hole deliberately and John cracks up at the comical way she
asks. John doesn't know but would find it funny if they did. 'I like Mario a lot! But Big Brother have got to do
something or he'd be bored f*****g s**tless!'
*Rachael is under the illusion that when they get out and go to clubs together they won't have to buy their drinks and will
be let in for free. She even thinks this will be the case in Ibiza! Caoimhe tells her to 'dream on!' as Rachael reels off that
the paparazzi will be following them and taking the pictures of them stumbling out of clubs. She then changes her tune
and makes out she'd rather go to the pub and not be looked up and down. John, Mario, Govan and Corin come in to brush
their teeth while the clubbing chat continues.
*Nathan is still lying next to Josie, they're talking about how her eyes get really watery when she is tired. Nathan and
Steve get excited when a female BB makes an announcement as they think she's sounding 'fit tonight!' Josie claims
that all the BB voices are really sexy and supposes that they might hire them based on their voices. Nathan corrects her that
they are the regular production team from past series. They each find Shabby's husky voice extremely sexy.
*After the break, John and Josie seem to be having a minor disagreement over toothbrushes. I guess Josie thinks John
has pinched hers (as they may look similar) but John swears to God he hasn't and tells her to check. BB had given him
one as he hadn't brought one with him, they joke that each other are lying. She then sweetly says 'I don't mind, David
Beckham.' John whines at a high-pitch 'I haven't finished talking yet' when the light is turned off, so it is switched
back on.
*Josie asks if anyone is staying up on watch to stop anything else being destroyed, to which John replies 'do we even
care though?' Josie puts forward the idea of having rotating shifts and Rachael says that Caoimhe, Ife and Shabby are up
for it tonight (knowing of their little plot!) Nathan says there's no way in hell those girls will be sleeping tonight after having
5 cups of coffee with 5 spoonfuls in .. which had made them emotional and cry.
*Josie wants to know if the turning thing in the bathroom, John jumps in 'the tap?' she means the turning door and asks if
there's any evidence that it has been turned. Rachael responds that there is evidence that the trap door has been opened as
astro turf has been trodden down on 1 side and branches have fallen. Rachael had planned to put a bottle of talcum powder
next to it to see if they spill it over.
JOSIE: Do you know how to make a booby trap?
JOHN: They'll see us setting it up! They're watching now.
*Josie asks Steve again if he knows how to make a 'real, proper booby trap!' which has John howling. Govan groans
that something stinks, not realising that John had just sprayed himself with deodorant.
RACHAEL: Don't be horrible, it's John!! (which makes them laugh)
Then John pretends to be P.O'd and has his hands on his hips, shaking his head but he can't keep up the pretence. Josie
doesn't think the other HM's are watching them. John stretches back on his single bed but Rachael is sat on it in his way
so he gets up.
JOSIE: I keep thinking it's my house! .. and that we're flat mates.
*Rachael reminds her that they are just visitors and BB's guests. She then thinks she's hilarious telling John 'I want my
bed back, so .. f**k off!' John sets off his creaming routine, Nathan announces that he has child-bearing hips and Josie
won't let this go, she wants to know what she can use for a booby trap as she is determined to go and set it up. Rachael
apologises to John but then huddles closer under his duvet as he isn't under it - he has his legs up so that she can't move
right up next to him.
JOSIE: Steve, can I remind you .. they took our food and threw it in the pool and contaminated it all!
STEVE: That's Big Brother though.. they're savage! (he says that they will go and nick the other HM's food when
they can)
*On a serious note, Rachael asks if they think 1 of them was responsible for the food destruction. Josie doesn't and Nathan
personally doesn't give a f**k. Rachael reckons it was somewhere here who was given a task to sabotage the shopping
but not told to put in in the pool. The wrappers have shafted the filter so they don't think BB would ask someone to
purposely break that.
*After the break, Rachael has removed herself from John's bed. Josie asks if she tries hard on the next task can she buy some
hair dye. John and Govan giggle at her! :)
JOHN: Is no one else gonna try hard?
JOSIE: I mean if I try, extra hard.
*On the couches, Corin confides to Dave how after her husband (who she says she'd made her 'world') passed away 5 years
ago, she moved back home. After a while she auditioned for BB and made it quite far and that it helped her to overcome a
really hard time as she had something else to focus on. Just as she starts to say that she'd been invited as one of the guinea
pig HM's in the test house in 2006 the sound is cut. Govan is demonstrating the clothesline wrestling move to Josie in
the bedroom.
*Govan talks with John and Josie about wrestling and how he used to try and copy the Hardy Brothers but couldn't quite
do a flip in the air. They were Govan's favourites (and The Undertaker) as they used to jump off the ropes and do acrobatics.
Josie doesn't remember them. When we return there the lights are switched off and John is talking about one of the girls
'she's nice, isn't she?' I think it is Corin, as Josie agrees 'she has a real positive energy!' Govan doesn't know if it is
the alcohol but he's now horny as f**k!
JOHN: Did you just say that you were horny? You were telling me 3 hours ago that you could go the whole
3 month-er without having a whack off! (and I am actually glad for once, that the camera cut away from them at this point!)
*As shown on the HL's the girls carry out their 'twist' while Rachael keeps watch. Then have a celebratory cigarette whilst
admiring their handiwork which they agree was a 'great team effort.' They try to act casual in the bathroom in case
anyone comes out. Unbeknownst to them Govan has just made an alarming discovery in the garden. He races immediately
into the bedroom and turns on the lights as he tells them someone has done something to the food again spelling twist.
JOSIE: (Sits up straight away)You are having a laugh! You're joking?
*Dave goes to have a look while Govan questions the girls in the bathroom 'have you done that? You did, didn't you?'
I think they'd hoped it wouldn't be spotted or sussed within ten minutes of them finishing!! They laugh as they can't deny it
but want him to cover for them; he says they have to act completely shocked. 'Pretend to have a little argument cos
I'll be accusing you guys!' and steps into character as soon as they are out of the bathroom 'well obviously it was!!'
They follow him outside and act shocked at the scene of the crime!
*Josie comes to the door munching an apple 'someone spell "F--K YOU!" with the potatoes!' Caoimhe hides in the
bathroom as she can't keep a straight face, Rachael pats herself on the back for being so good at this. She feels bad as
Josie is saying 'we've got it so wrong.. they've been coming through here!'
*The girls and Govan go into the bedroom while Shabby collects the tins and items from the pool. Josie joins her 'oh! They
think they're funny!! That's my shower gel!' calls them idiots and Shabby makes out she can't understand how they
didn't notice.
JOSIE: Well they're obviously coming out that task room!
She ggggr's at how annoying it is and is puzzled 'you know when you just wanna know what's going on?' and wants
a ciggy while she's out at the bench. Shabby is cold and soaked through so she tells her to go in, then Ife comes out and they
go back inside as they can't be bothered to find a lighter.
JOSIE: You can't even lock the doors! It's a nightmare!!
*In the kitchen, Josie is rounding up things she doesn't want taken. Ife tries to make her believe that they'll only do 1 thing a
night but Josie won't fall for it as they took her shower gel! Shabby tells Ife in the bathroom that she'd removed the things
from the pool so that BB wouldn't punish them for blocking the filter. They resolve to go and tell Josie together as they feel
terrible that she is planning to stay up all night now.
*A paranoid, Josie thought she heard someone in the store room as she heard feet tapping about. Ife pulls her into the
bathroom, and they tell her that was them. She giggles like a good sport and they swear her to secrecy.
JOSIE: I was going, I'm getting p*ssed right off with this now! Who do they think they are? Who do they
think they are?!!
Ife didn't want anyone to find it until the morning but thought they ought to tell Josie or she'd be up patrolling the place
all night.
JOSIE: I'm there getting so paranoid, I'm looking under the bloody store cupboard .. like that.. thinking
I'm gonna catch someone!
*They promise that they weren't behind the first potato incident and she believes them. Govan comes in and realise they
both know. Josie 'I put all the sh*t on a tray to take in the bedroom!' She is using something of Govan's which he
points out and she apologises 'oh sorry, love. I thought as we're married, what's yours is mine and what's
mine is yours.' She feels like a right idiot now.
*Shabby asks if they suspect any of their HM's to have plopped the potatoes in the pool the other night or if it is the 'others.'
Josie definitely thinks it is the 'others.. and they've put poor, old Mario in there to get all the blame..' Ife wants
to wake Mario up to fill him in so that the finger is not pointed in his direction.
*After the break, Govan asks if they are worried about nominations as he is but knows it is irrational. Josie asks if anyone
can plait her hair as she's just put in some leave-in conditioner so Ife starts to French plait it (so it will be all curly the next
day) They think there are potentially 8 others living amongst them but not with them as they had so many other
contestants to choose from (in the 81) Shabby comes back and tells Josie the plait looks nice. Josie wants to get Rachael to
do her hair but apparently she can't plait - Josie meant dying her hair.
JOSIE: You'd think I would have got my hair dyed before coming on TV, wouldn't you?
IFE: No, because I know you too well.
*They ask Josie how much having highlights in her hair costs, she approximates £40. Ife 'but that's £40 you could have
spent on fags' and they laugh as she's only bought in 20. Shabby asks if this is why she smokes so irregularly but Josie only
smokes at the weekends at home, when she's having a drink.
JOSIE: That's how much I DIDN'T think I was getting in here, I only bought 20 fags!
*They can't believe they are in BB as that's how surreal it seems. Josie is surprised at how relaxed she is in there. Shabby
imagines it is because they forget and just think they are in a house with some friends. Because they have lost the lighter,
Govan and Shabby resorted in lighting their cigarettes on the toaster which BB rebuked them for. They are frightened that
BB will take their cigarettes so plan to keep them under their pillows.
*Shabby realises that the episode which would have been broadcast that night would have been one which would have
shown who put the potatoes in their pool. It irritates her that the public will know while they don't and she feels it is silly
as it is just potatoes. Shabby had been speaking to BB 'a week ago that, if you'd have told me that I'd be sitting
with a bunch of people who are arguing about which bathroom to put the soap in .. I'd have been like
c*ck off, man .. but it actually happened!' and went on for an hour.
*Josie checks Shabby's relationship status and knows a friend she'd like to set her up with.
JOSIE: Do you like really pretty women?
Shabby is single, after seeing someone but breaking up and only likes 'fem' women. Govan and Ife crawl around on their
hands and knees in the blackened bedroom, senselessly seeking a lighter to no avail. The Live feed comes to a close.
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