SHABBY: I need to be a bit skinnier, then I can probably pull it off!
Ife thinks that without the hat they can see more of her face. They are all getting on so swimmingly in the snug, that the sounds of their laughter wakes Caoimhe from her nap on Mario's lap! Shabby puts herself being in a good mood down to seeing Corin's impression of Ben in bed about 4 times. Even funnier still, was watching Ben watching Corin's caricature of him!
Dave really enjoyed the 'great' task earlier from the day, just not the ramifications from it! Shabby had been following the same square round on her puzzle; Caoimhe thought she'd had it at one point but was too low down.
SHABBY: It's a shame when that happens.. it was alright but just not at all right!
DAVE: We may as well leave it under our beds for next week! Just leave 'em out!!
Shabby may just hang hers up in the wardrobe; she's noticed today that she has more bruises on her leg than any other day she's been there. 'It might have something to do with kicking the side of the nest!' Dave determines that they've had a fair crack of the whip as he was the fat boy on the clock (when they were mice) so he was able to stop the wheel and Shabby was able to get through the gaps on the scooter experience. He thinks BB may have perceived Sunshine to have a better chance at the puzzle as she's bright but she was awful at it! (SC)
Shabby was more concerned about the massive spot on her chin. Mario deduced that the pattern to solve their puzzling challenge was left back to right and then it all synched up. They thank him sarcastically for telling them now but understand that he couldn't. Shabby maintains that she didn't want to win anyway; at one point Dave believed they were going to be there all day. (Ad break)
JOHN: Who do you think will go then?
Dave doesn't have a clue; John presses that he must have some sort of clue if he doesn't think Shabs will go. John's going to be honest, this is the first f**king week he seriously has no f**king idea!! He's not saying that just because Shabby is in the room 'I'm being deadly serious!' Dave hopes Caoimhe won't go as he picked her and felt gutted all day; he hopes Sunshine doesn't go and he doesn't want Shabby to be evicted either.
The thing for Shabby is that they have absolutely no idea what the public think of Caoimhe as she's had no shouts and not been up until now. But would say as her best mate 'of course, she won't f**king go, she's lovely!' but there are a couple of things she's slightly concerned about in regards to her. She goes on that it all depends on how BB have portrayed a certain situation.
Dave wouldn't have even seen any of that and neither has John. Shabby doesn't think it will look good because of Steve's comment joking for them to sort out their sexual tension! (To which Caoimhe reacted really badly) And on a purely friendship level, they are very touchy feely with each other but it could come over in a way that doesn't look good. In Shabby's mind it depends on whether the editors are on her side, Caoimhe's side, like both of them, or hate both and think the story is a pile of sh*t!
Dave detects that BB feel there's something in the story as they gave them a romantic meal, and that they're trying to read into or manipulate something. For some reason Shabby thinks BB knew they would do the sponge task, as Shabby is always on about doing tasks and Caoimhe had said how bored she was that day! Shabby doesn't think Caoimhe would have been set up to look bad. Ife decides it is in the eye of the beholder as people could see the same clip and some would conclude Shabby's chasing Caoimhe and others that Shabby was being lead on.
Shabby knows it could be portrayed that Caoimhe hates her or that they're completely in love with each other. Dave is interested in what Shabby thinks would have been shown of her developing friendship with Caoimhe over the 3 weeks, after knowing what BB is like. Shabby may be wrong but thinks BB are hoping that something will actually happen between them.
JOHN: Agreed. Agreed!
Dave delves into how BB would have put that out on television. John interjects 'like a love story!' Shabby thinks it will be shown as a straight girl in love with her boyfriend, who doesn't know how to take the lesbian crush but as quite sweet and awkward. Shabby's not saying that's the way it is as Caoimhe f**king loves her boyfriend and there's no doubts on that.
SHABBY: The thing is, like with any these love stories you've seen on BB, we have no idea what actually happened in the house.. we have no idea about this or that.. we see what we're shown .. and I just hope that they're fair to her.
She hopes by the same token that they have been fair to her as she doesn't think she's pushed Caoimhe into anything 'I've just been her friend!' She's happy to be Caoimhe's friend but has had a few days where it has been hard but she'd like to think she's not made it difficult for her.
Dave determines that Crisp Gate had kicked it off for Sunshine. Shabby reminds him that Sunshine's been lucky that was followed by Hat Gate today; Dave thinks this could be portrayed in Shabby's favour as someone who's really passionate about something. John aww's at Josie who has spoken to him from outside the nest but I'm not sure what she said. Shabby kicked Mavis across the Diary room (Dave's 6 year old son's toy dog) scrumpled all her photos, threw her hat at the camera raging 'there you are, you pound of flesh!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???'
Caoimhe thought Shabby was going to start on her. She declares that it's been a crap day so she's going to get stuck into some of the tobacco, which tastes like she's smoking 'f**king defeat! But I'm going to smoke it none of the less!' (hops out of the hut) Dave loves it when Shabby's in that sort of a mood.
Caoimhe doesn't want BB to cancel the eviction; Shabby suggests that she acts like a heinous cow to get herself up next week. She can't believe Mario said that to Caoimhe, which is just his honest opinion according to Caoimhe, she thinks he's probably right. Shabby takes it very offensively as they're all beautiful in their own way. She now confides her only concern is how they've portrayed Caoimhe relating to 2 separate situations - the one between them and her with Sunshine.
CAOIMHE: I reckon I've been portrayed as an absolute b*tch! (COULD BE BECAUSE YOU ARE!!)
Through smokes, Shabby gives her opinion that they'd have to try really hard to make her look like a b*tch in their situation.. UM NOT REALLY! I'd say Caoimhe's bitchitude shone through and there was no editing that could have made her look anything BUT! Shabby wouldn't put anything past BB and says it's weird that Caoimhe's up against her least and most favourite person in the house. Sounds like everyone in the nest is having a whale of a time, yet we are forced to endure the trouty deep and meaningful.
Shabby doesn't think she can wait that long; Caoimhe pleads for her to wait (SC) 'If you really wanna go, come with me Friday!' Shabs has massive concerns that she won't be let out if she's not evicted; Caoimhe wants her to wait so they can go out on the p*ss together. She doesn't know if she's wants to wait until Friday even though it is only 3 more days!
Ife has come outside at this point in the conversation and drops to the ground (showing no self-respect) 'I'm begging you on hands and knees!' She tries to change her mind with promises of doing an assault course and their Single Ladies dance on Friday, then they'll sit in the hot tub for hours and won't go to bed even if BB tells them!
IFE: It's not about you, it's about me and Caoimhe!
After an ad break, Ife grabs hold of Caoimhe and whispers to her in the corner of the garden (where the speakers are not able to pick up what they're saying) and they muffle their microphones. They giggle after John calls out that BB are warning them both for not having their mics on (the message was broadcast in the nest only, so as not to disturb those living in the residential area)
CAOIMHE: We're just having a snog!! (they carry on regardless and erupt into laughter)
Ife clasps a hand over Caoimhe's mouth telling her to 'never ever say that!' They're interrupted by Corin and Nathan who want the lighter from them. Nathan asks where Shabby is and Ife guesses the Diary room or toilet (SC) Corin tells her that BB will still be able to pick up everything they say no matter how low they whisper etc. Ife shrugs that she wasn't saying anything bad but she didn't want it brought up; she knows it's against the rules.
She realises she's been one of the main culprits in rule breaking especially when it comes to discussing past seasons of BB. Mario pokes his head out to inform Ife that BB now want to speak to her in the Diary room but she thinks he's on a wind up!
JOHN: Ife!! Ife!! Ife, I don't wanna interrupt but they're really harking up! (she wants John to swear on his life) Yeah, they really do want you to go in the Diary room. I swear on my life, I swear on my life!
She starts to make her way into the house complaining that they hadn't called her in the garden and squeals before opening the door. Back to the hunks in the hut :)
John is expressing that if someone in the house is f**king him off they would be the one who he'd replace himself with. Dave worries he could be the one picking someone from the safe side every week! John would keep what the outside and his other HM's thought irrelevant as everyone in the house is close to someone, so no matter who was picked it would f**k someone off.
JOHN: Every person in the house has got at least 1 person that they're close to.
Dave would like the group to give a grace to the person doing the choosing and for them to realise that person doesn't want to be in that position. 'It's nothing malicious or vindictive, it's something that they've gotta do as part of the game!' He doesn't think it's fair that everyone said he had to do what he had to do, then some gave him a hard time off the back of it. John thinks that's the problem 'when you're nice..'
In the bathroom Caoimhe is still trying to persuade Shabby to stay; she wants to see her friends now. Caoimhe tells her there's only another 3 sleeps and her friends may not be available now. Shabby states that her best friend will be available anytime she requires her to be. 'Maybe all my friends hate me now!'
Caoimhe doesn't listen and dribbles a dollop in her direction despite Shabby's desperate 'DON'Ts!
SHABBY: (screeches) You f**king moron!!
Caoimhe clutching the can of cream continues to cast it upon Shabby. Shabby chases after her through the house out into the garden where Caoimhe yells 'FOAM PARTY!!' They open the door to the nest while shaking the shaving foam; John issues them a firm warning. When Shabby tries to wrestle it free from her hands, Caoimhe cries that it is John James' hoodie she's wearing. In the ad break they'd targeted Josie who didn't want them ruining her straight hair so they went for the boobs!
We see a hooded figure leg it across the lawn seizing his chance to escape their foamy fun! Sheeva scheme to team up and go after John in the kitchen and his yelps can be heard for miles around! He makes a run for it back out to the garden but he shakes them off as Caoimhe goes in search for another weapon. In the bathroom they replenish their supplies and Caoimhe takes off John's hoody which enables Shabby to attack her all down her back.
As they have run out of the foam they have to resort to toothpaste, having called it quits on each other, they're on the prowl for a Peanut head!!! Caoimhe corners John in the bedroom while he's climbing on his bed; she chants his name in a creepy serial killer way! He laughs for her to 'f**k off!' as he jumps from his bed to Josie's double.
JOHN: Why are you attacking me? You're gonna wake everyone up and they're gonna be f**king spitting chips!! (Caoimhe circles him like a shark *cue Jaws music*) You're gonna wake everyone up, Corin's asleep!
CORIN: No, I'm not!
JOHN: God, shut up Corin!! F**k off!
CAOIMHE: (stops ambushing him) Fine if you don't wanna play!
Ife has come outside at this point in the conversation and drops to the ground (showing no self-respect) 'I'm begging you on hands and knees!' She tries to change her mind with promises of doing an assault course and their Single Ladies dance on Friday, then they'll sit in the hot tub for hours and won't go to bed even if BB tells them!
IFE: It's not about you, it's about me and Caoimhe!
After an ad break, Ife grabs hold of Caoimhe and whispers to her in the corner of the garden (where the speakers are not able to pick up what they're saying) and they muffle their microphones. They giggle after John calls out that BB are warning them both for not having their mics on (the message was broadcast in the nest only, so as not to disturb those living in the residential area)
CAOIMHE: We're just having a snog!! (they carry on regardless and erupt into laughter)
She realises she's been one of the main culprits in rule breaking especially when it comes to discussing past seasons of BB. Mario pokes his head out to inform Ife that BB now want to speak to her in the Diary room but she thinks he's on a wind up!
JOHN: Ife!! Ife!! Ife, I don't wanna interrupt but they're really harking up! (she wants John to swear on his life) Yeah, they really do want you to go in the Diary room. I swear on my life, I swear on my life!
She starts to make her way into the house complaining that they hadn't called her in the garden and squeals before opening the door. Back to the hunks in the hut :)
JOHN: Every person in the house has got at least 1 person that they're close to.
Dave would like the group to give a grace to the person doing the choosing and for them to realise that person doesn't want to be in that position. 'It's nothing malicious or vindictive, it's something that they've gotta do as part of the game!' He doesn't think it's fair that everyone said he had to do what he had to do, then some gave him a hard time off the back of it. John thinks that's the problem 'when you're nice..'
In the bathroom Caoimhe is still trying to persuade Shabby to stay; she wants to see her friends now. Caoimhe tells her there's only another 3 sleeps and her friends may not be available now. Shabby states that her best friend will be available anytime she requires her to be. 'Maybe all my friends hate me now!'
Ife has been let out of the Diary room and is filling in the fellas that she broke her first ever rule. She vows to never break another as you just feel terrible! Mario asks which so she admits to taking off her microphone to whisper with Caoimhe. She cuddles up to Mario and chastises him for giggling as it made her not believe him. Ife could tell that the BB didn't want to tell her off as she was the nice one!
Caoimhe has now been summoned to the Diary room to have her wrists slapped too. Leaving Shabby in the bathroom squirting shaving foam into the shapes of love hearts over the bath tub; doing a Sammy Pepper graffiti job! She has to keep shaking up the bottle to spray more foam which is so wasteful! Caoimhe's back after her berating, she lets Shabby know she'd got in trouble but can't say what Ife had said as it was really silly.
Shabby wants to know what it was but Caoimhe refuses to divulge with her microphone on, so pledges to explain on Friday. Then she makes out she couldn't understand half of Ife's whisperings anyway! Shabby smears her drawings with her feet erasing the hearts and Caoimhe threatens to squirt her with foam. Shabby shouts for her not to as it looks like 'f**king jizz!' and she's frightened of slipping over and cracking open her head!
Caoimhe doesn't listen and dribbles a dollop in her direction despite Shabby's desperate 'DON'Ts!
SHABBY: (screeches) You f**king moron!!
We see a hooded figure leg it across the lawn seizing his chance to escape their foamy fun! Sheeva scheme to team up and go after John in the kitchen and his yelps can be heard for miles around! He makes a run for it back out to the garden but he shakes them off as Caoimhe goes in search for another weapon. In the bathroom they replenish their supplies and Caoimhe takes off John's hoody which enables Shabby to attack her all down her back.
As they have run out of the foam they have to resort to toothpaste, having called it quits on each other, they're on the prowl for a Peanut head!!! Caoimhe corners John in the bedroom while he's climbing on his bed; she chants his name in a creepy serial killer way! He laughs for her to 'f**k off!' as he jumps from his bed to Josie's double.
CORIN: No, I'm not!
JOHN: God, shut up Corin!! F**k off!
CAOIMHE: (stops ambushing him) Fine if you don't wanna play!
John apologises to those trying to sleep as he leave the bedroom to watch through the bathroom window. Caoimhe needs a plaster for a cut on her hand and blames John. Ife laughs that people may think it's been snowing outside as the foam won't absorb on the fake grass. Shabby kicks around her boots in the back yard before going into the kitchen. Dave is undressing in the dark and then we finaaaaaaally see some Josie on our screens in the kitchen!
BB reminds them to wear their microphones at all times and judging by Josie's 'oh sh*t!' she is the person the message is aimed at! Ife wants John and Josie to listen to Mario's conspiracy theory, that JFK was assassinated by the Government because he was going to release confidential information about Extraterrestrials. Josie thinks there could be something in that. At the side of the room, Shabby attempts to sneak up on a suspecting John but he appeals for her not to get him as he only has 1 jacket!
John dissuades them as he'll remember 'why am I getting singled out? What have I done? Get Mario!' Mario petitions for Josie to protect him, John requests that Mario takes his cup of tea with them too so it won't be spoiled! Mario is amused as he never thought he'd see John run away from a woman but John didn't want suncream on his only jacket!
JOHN: Thanks for that, Jose! (did she make his brew? She's walked away to the bedroom)
He follows Josie in hot pursuit, sipping as he walks.. that's just asking for a burnt tongue really! Ife tells Mario off screen that she loves him to bits but doesn't believe his conjecturing. Caoimhe believes it could be true because of something she'd watched on the Sci-Fi Channel and that Marilyn Monroe was killed by Government too. At the carousel, Shabby is f**king furious that she got the smallest amount of tobacco (though Nathan had divided it up equally)
Mario and Ife read through the rules in the House manual at the dining table. Because Ife had p*ssed her pants laughing at his ludicrous theory about JFK, Mario had told her she was offending his beliefs! 'Do you believe that, John?'
JOHN: NO!
Ife again asks if Mario truly believes this and he directs her to re-read a rule about making reckless allegations that are false or libelous (Ife pronounces it as 'lie-belly-us')
John dissuades them as he'll remember 'why am I getting singled out? What have I done? Get Mario!' Mario petitions for Josie to protect him, John requests that Mario takes his cup of tea with them too so it won't be spoiled! Mario is amused as he never thought he'd see John run away from a woman but John didn't want suncream on his only jacket!
JOHN: Thanks for that, Jose! (did she make his brew? She's walked away to the bedroom)
Mario and Ife read through the rules in the House manual at the dining table. Because Ife had p*ssed her pants laughing at his ludicrous theory about JFK, Mario had told her she was offending his beliefs! 'Do you believe that, John?'
JOHN: NO!
Ife again asks if Mario truly believes this and he directs her to re-read a rule about making reckless allegations that are false or libelous (Ife pronounces it as 'lie-belly-us')
John tells Josie that he never eats ham (usually) as he makes a ham sarny. Josie eurrggghs that it's disgusting and that she'll fill him in about pork after he's eaten it! John urges her to enlighten him as he scoffs away.
JOSIE: Pork is one of the dirtiest, dirtiest meats you can eat! Even when you cook it at the highest temperature, you never kill the bacteria. It's a really, really dirty meat! It's just full of bacteria; it's the closest meat you can associate with the human body and have you ever seen 'Babe'? (SC) I like pigs!! When I get responsible enough, I wanna get a um.. micro piglet. Have you seen them?
JOHN: (still porking out on the pork) It's called a 'miniature' pig and yes I have seen them!
JOSIE: Um.. no, they're actually called micro piglets..
JOHN: (Spins back around) No, miniature pigs!!
JOSIE: (oinked off) Originated from Pennywell pigs cos they're from the Pennywell pig family!
JOHN: (doesn't have the scientific knowledge to back him up) It's called a miniature pig because George Clooney's got one!!
JOSIE: Is that how you .. is that the only reason you know about it?
John just raises his eyebrows enigmatically, smiling at Josie in his downright sexy way ;) before walking out of the kitchen with the remainder of his pig sandwich to pig out on. Ife, Mario and Josie head into the living room; Josie crunching on an apple as she loves apples and bananas. Mario suggests they play a game but Ife bossily puts a stop to this as she is eager to educate them about micro-expressions.
JOSIE: I love bananas! I have them on cereal, everything.. toast, everything! (she bends over allowing the audience to become acquainted with her ample apples)
Ife wouldn't say she was an expert but she's been studying and watched a show called 'Lie to me' Firstly, you get a base line of someone where you learn how they react to any normal, given situation. Something she remembers is that when a person lies they get an itch making them touch their nose. You ask a series of questions and look out for the micro expressions (the smallest, smallest expressions that can barely be seen) and she's been trying to work this on Mario.
Mario opposes this opinion but John feels he wouldn't have been able to pull off the Mole task if he wasn't. Moley challenges that he did well because he was a rubbish actor, and if he'd been calculating, it would've come across as acting.
Josie's apple is half-frozen; she asks Mario when he turns 29 (October 5th, 2010 and he is a Libra) Ife's spiel reels on that everyone has the misconception that a liar will look away when talking; when a real liar will look right in the eyes, to watch and ensure their lie is believed. 'Really good liars, will lie straight to your face!' John is either unconvinced or finds the lesson on lying more boring than bat sh*t!
Cuts to Caoimhe at the carousel for a split second (ad break) then back to John discussing eating stacks of carbs on purpose. During the ads, John compliments Josie's boobs on getting massive 'like basketballs!' Josie is saddened that she's putting on a lot of weight but John tells her she's not. He doesn't like that he's deteriorating when other HM's are getting bigger! Ife has come across a spider in the living room.
JOSIE: (eyes nearly popping out as she's pooping her pants) How f**king big is it? How big is it, Ife?
Mario and John, being the men of the manor, go to the rescue of the distressed damsels to get rid of it.
JOSIE: Is it as big as the one that crawled in my mouth?
JOHN: It didn't crawl in your mouth!
JOSIE: Look, even John James is scared of it!
Ife wants it picked up and killed outside but John says the spider is pretty fast!
JOSIE: I'm not joking, the psychiatrist, whatever they're called.. they said 'have you got any phobias?' I said 'spiders' they went (guffaws) 'you don't have to worry about spiders in the Big Brother house!!' Thanks guys (!)
JOHN: Sorry whoever's shoe this is! (it is Caoimhe's that he has in hand to clobber the arachnid with!)
JOSIE: Pork is one of the dirtiest, dirtiest meats you can eat! Even when you cook it at the highest temperature, you never kill the bacteria. It's a really, really dirty meat! It's just full of bacteria; it's the closest meat you can associate with the human body and have you ever seen 'Babe'? (SC) I like pigs!! When I get responsible enough, I wanna get a um.. micro piglet. Have you seen them?
JOHN: (still porking out on the pork) It's called a 'miniature' pig and yes I have seen them!
JOSIE: Um.. no, they're actually called micro piglets..
JOSIE: (oinked off) Originated from Pennywell pigs cos they're from the Pennywell pig family!
JOHN: (doesn't have the scientific knowledge to back him up) It's called a miniature pig because George Clooney's got one!!
JOSIE: Is that how you .. is that the only reason you know about it?
John just raises his eyebrows enigmatically, smiling at Josie in his downright sexy way ;) before walking out of the kitchen with the remainder of his pig sandwich to pig out on. Ife, Mario and Josie head into the living room; Josie crunching on an apple as she loves apples and bananas. Mario suggests they play a game but Ife bossily puts a stop to this as she is eager to educate them about micro-expressions.
Josie nods with contrition after John asks about bananas upon seeing her with an apple.
JOHN: (goes BANANAS!) B*tch! I thought I was the only one that liked 'em, so I thought 'oh, I don't have to rush for them!'
JOSIE: I love bananas! I have them on cereal, everything.. toast, everything! (she bends over allowing the audience to become acquainted with her ample apples)
Ife wouldn't say she was an expert but she's been studying and watched a show called 'Lie to me' Firstly, you get a base line of someone where you learn how they react to any normal, given situation. Something she remembers is that when a person lies they get an itch making them touch their nose. You ask a series of questions and look out for the micro expressions (the smallest, smallest expressions that can barely be seen) and she's been trying to work this on Mario.
JOHN: He's a good liar though!
Josie's apple is half-frozen; she asks Mario when he turns 29 (October 5th, 2010 and he is a Libra) Ife's spiel reels on that everyone has the misconception that a liar will look away when talking; when a real liar will look right in the eyes, to watch and ensure their lie is believed. 'Really good liars, will lie straight to your face!' John is either unconvinced or finds the lesson on lying more boring than bat sh*t!
Cuts to Caoimhe at the carousel for a split second (ad break) then back to John discussing eating stacks of carbs on purpose. During the ads, John compliments Josie's boobs on getting massive 'like basketballs!' Josie is saddened that she's putting on a lot of weight but John tells her she's not. He doesn't like that he's deteriorating when other HM's are getting bigger! Ife has come across a spider in the living room.
Mario and John, being the men of the manor, go to the rescue of the distressed damsels to get rid of it.
JOSIE: Is it as big as the one that crawled in my mouth?
JOHN: It didn't crawl in your mouth!
JOSIE: Look, even John James is scared of it!
Ife wants it picked up and killed outside but John says the spider is pretty fast!
JOSIE: I'm not joking, the psychiatrist, whatever they're called.. they said 'have you got any phobias?' I said 'spiders' they went (guffaws) 'you don't have to worry about spiders in the Big Brother house!!' Thanks guys (!)
JOHN: Sorry whoever's shoe this is! (it is Caoimhe's that he has in hand to clobber the arachnid with!)
Cameras show Caoimhe in the bathroom and stock footage of the garden during the spider slaying!! Caoimhe tries to convince Ife to sleep 3 in a bed with her and Shabby but Ife um's and ah's as Shabby looks horrified. Shabby gets claustrophobic and Ife thinks it will get sweaty so declines the invitation. Shabby offers up her side for tomorrow; Josie asks where she's going, so Shabby replies 'nowhere!'
JOSIE: Why aren't you staying in that bed?
IFE: Yeah, keep asking her questions Josie! (so she can detect the micro expressions)
SHABBY: (Laughs) Don't look at me like that, Ife! I'll slap your face! (looks up into camera to clarify her comment) I will not actually slap her face!
Caoimhe jokes that they should eat all the food the next day. Josie is sick of eating 'that's all I f**king do here!' BB announces for all HM's to wear their mics at all times; Caoimhe was the culprit on this occasion. Mario asks if the BB accent is Irish or Scottish; Caoimhe settles that it is Scottish.
JOSIE: She's so cute, isn't she?
JOSIE: (giggling) And you turn round and John James is staring at you.. and you feel like you can't blow off!
CAOIMHE: Have you farted with him in the bed? (she hopes Shabby hasn't)
Shabby can't promise but declares that Caoimhe has; Caoimhe apologises.
SHABBY: You've spooned me, you've guffed on me .. (Caoimhe is unfamiliar with the term then returns to the zit squeezing on her chest) farted!
CAOIMHE: (plays coy) I can't believe I spooned you!
Govan had spooned Josie and she had to unwedge him out of her ass!! Shabby asks if she remembers her having to rip her pillow from between her lady garden!!!!!!! Josie gets up to go and Ife jokes that she can be excused, as she'd noticed Mario always excuses himself when he has to leave a conversation.
Josie realises that some people must think she's really rude because she's got bad hearing, half the things people say to her she doesn't have a clue what they're actually saying! So she just makes up the rest! Shabby has her nose in the rule book and reads aloud that BB reserves the right to confiscate personal property from them (which will be returned upon leaving) at any time. Ife enters the kitchen and asks Josie to stay with her as she doesn't want to be on her own.
Caoimhe is still rummaging around her chest like she's expecting to discover buried treasure!! Mario asks if anyone has tried to get into the house after Shabby reads more from the rules (regarding people trying to enter the compound!) In the kitchen, Ife is excited about some food in the fridge that she didn't know they had, before tucking into her midnight feast! Josie warns her she's just blown off!!
IFE: Does it smell? (then it hits her) I've just had a whiff!!
JOSIE: I've got to get out of this war zone!
Ife prefers eating at night to during the day; Josie agrees that it tastes better.
IFE: Does dunnit.. feels more deserving! But tomorrow we're gonna do our exercise, aren't we? (Josie mm's midway through her toast) Well I say that every day!
JOSIE: (As they walk through the lounge, Josie adjusts the towel around her waist and exposes her underwear in the process) Oh great, I can just feel my fanny flaps hanging over my knickers and I've just flashed to the whole f**king nation!!
Ife thought she'd meant she wasn't wearing undies!! Josie walks in on Mario using the bathroom toilet and giggles while she waits outside. Mario comes out to speak to Ife as she crunches at her toast, telling her Caoimhe and Shabby have gone to bed. She is irked that they didn't even say 'good night' to her; Mario pretends they'd said 'tell her to burn in hell!' for not sleeping with them.
3 in bed is too much for Ife when there's a hammock and a place in Mario's bed! She'd slept in the hammock for 4 or 5 nights and loved it in the beginning but then BB had chosen to pipe freezing cold air over her!
JOSIE: I'm going to go to bed guys, cos I wanna be as right as rain for this shopping task. (Mario holds out an arm for a hug and they have a peck too) Alright love?
Before heading in, she rubs Ife's shaven head affectionately and then plants a kiss on top! Ife continues to read from the rule book to Mario.
JOHN: (jokes) What? What's your f**king problem?
But of course BB prefer to take us to where the conversation is 'sparkling!' Ife is having a rant about the regulations as the essential maintenance is carried out every day not the 'time to time' it states in the HM hand book. She's not pleased they're living in a proper pig sty and have only had the vacuum once in 3 weeks, when they are supposed to have it for 30 minutes every week!
John lines his lotions and potions up by his bedside which sets Josie off! He stares at her blankly asking 'what's so f**king funny?' before finishing his tidy up.
JOSIE: (lays in bed thumb sucking before sitting up to talk to John) You're so weird!
JOHN: Why now? What? What?? (he has to lean over so far he's nearly hanging off his bed) (Josie teases him about his routine but I can't make it out) I have to line them all up so it all looks nice!
Josie plays with the Govan giraffe while John dabs on some of his expensive cream. She whispers to him something about Govan (maybe looking for him in the morning?)
JOHN: Still? That's sad!
JOSIE: I get really attached to people! (he can't hear her so has to lean again when she repeats it)
JOHN: You told me to jog on! (chuckles)
JOSIE: John, I met Govan at my first audition in January.
John knows and then hey's her, having to crane his head forward. Josie flips him the bird and lays back down, this has him smiling before he returns the Ross and Monica version of swearing! They both lie right on the edge of their beds so they can be nearer to each other, this way they are also the last thing they see before they sleep and the first person they see when they wake up! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :)
Mario and Ife come out of the Diary room and Ife can't stop itching. Mario jokes with her that only bad girls itch but then rebukes her for doing so as she'll make it worse.
Ife chases Mario around the living room shoving him, after he makes her read the rules about violent behaviour. Mario is scared to sleep next to Ife as she's crazy! They decide Sunshine knows the rules the best as she's always reading the guide book, though she never gets to the end. Ife realises she's broken lots of rules by eating near the pool, using shower gel in the spa and running around it! Mario wonders if he would have been able to bring in a vibrator when they get to the section about battery-operated items.
The Monobrow's on the prowl riled up over John and Josie's backing vocals in the bedroom which have woken him up! Ife asks if they had been arguing; Nathan snipes 'no, just f**king chatting sh*t!' The moody man (stomps) out to the garden for a smoke to chill out over his JJJ jealousy. Ife is still really annoyed about failing the rubbish task when she couldn't think of the word 'sack' but feels she redeemed herself scoring the winning goal!
Ife clears out the crumb tray under the dirty toaster and throws them away; Mario jokes that she is denying him food! Mario decides not to get up to any mischief with Ife as she cracks under pressure when questioned, but won't help her tidy up the pan's as it is boring! Mario asks Nathan if he wants him to get John and Josie to chat out of the bedroom. He doesn't want him to bother but is narked that they do it 'every single night!'
In the bedroom, Caoimhe tells John the most CRAP knock knock joke everrrrrr. When John is prompted to answer 'who's there?' she simply says she doesn't know, which confuses him as it defeats the object of a knock knock joke. Then he blobs some of his magic cream onto his chest before lying down to sleep TOPLESS!!!!! (a rarity for him)
Shabby's sarcasm soars when she asks Caoimhe if she's ever considered doing stand up live at the Apollo because she doesn't like her jokes! 'Save your jokes for somebody who cares, babes!' and pledges to buy Caoimhe a joke book for Christmas presumably because Caoimhe's are so lame! John keeps opening his eyes to look at Josie, closes them and then repeats the sequence after 5 seconds or so. Sooooo sweet!
Mario laughs that Ife needs to read the rule book again as she's going skitzy with knife! Knowing her luck, she thinks BB would see that as terrible behaviour but she loves being a night owl. The three of them had been able to get a little shut-eye in during the day for a 30 minute nap. Whatever their shopping task is, Ife is eager to win as nothing will stop her from getting the Red Bull!! Nathan is missing proper chocolate like Mars bars even though he doesn't normally eat a lot. Ife would love a packet of peanut M & M's and Mario maple pecan swirl ice cream :)
Nathan passes round glasses of warm milk, they head out to the garden so Ife and Nathan can have another fag! They discuss how they enjoy spending a Sunday; Ife likes to kiss and cuddle with Terry all day :) Because she's missed her fiance like mad, Ife will let him have such an easy life when she gets out of the house. Ife wants to buy ingredients on the shopping list so they can brew their own booze; Nathan thinks it is pointless as BB will never let them get away with it! It is so appealing to Ife as they haven't got so wasted in the house yet.
Mario blames BB5's fight night, as before that fatal evening, BB would give the HM's as much alcohol as they wanted prior to that!! Mario tells them that they'll laugh their heads off when his temper blows in there; Ife is scared as he's so placid. As he's usually on such an even keel she thinks it will shake her up as she's jumpy as it is!
Ife was disgusted that Mario farted in Sunshine's face, she couldn't even laugh as it was so rude! She'd kick off if Mario deliberately put his face in her face and farted! On that delightful note, Nathan loves and leaves them. Caoimhe and Shabby have got up and are snacking in the kitchen; they have the proper munchies! Shabby plans to go to the Diary room and request her hat back for Friday. They think that Ife has woken up and decided Mario is her new best friend, now she's ditched them.
Shabby doesn't know what's wrong with her as she is now looking forward to the next couple of days. Caoimhe classes her as having weirdo disorder (I think she has caught it from the contagious case Caoimhe has!) Shabby wants more risotto but can't be arsed to heat it up; Caoimhe informs her through a mouthful of food that there's some in the fridge.
Shabby had an ex-girlfriend who made such an amazing Parmesan, creme fraise and pea risotto, which she could 'just literally w*nk all over'!!!!! :S Ife and Mario come in to the kitchen after having seen the biggest moth ever! Caoimhe is so attracted to gay guys. Shabby says there's an old myth that lesbians and gays aren't supposed to get on, which she has seen in action. Caoimhe goes out to the garden to roll up some cigs. Shabby really needs to do some washing the next day as she has spilled garlic and herb sauce and mousse all over her clothes!
Caoimhe is so glad that Shabby has come to her senses and is going to stay. Shabby agrees it would be an anti-climax to go out the back door. They both want to say they're not interested in doing celebrity things (i.e interviews) when they leave but they are!! Caoimhe really believes she'll be evicted as she doesn't really have a role and hasn't played a part. Shabby categorises her as being the lesbian's best friend, a cool Irish chick who's been a b*tch to Sunshine!
They love that Govan was the house b*tch and classify Shabby as the volatile wobbler-thrower. Shabby digresses that John James kinda fills that role too but not quite to the extent she does. Caoimhe doesn't think her humour has come out to its full potential in group settings, because she doesn't get heard. (ad break) Caoimhe thinks she looks like sh*t and that people will probably feel sorry for Sunshine (Shabby does!)
Shabby surmises that her friends would like Caoimhe and Josie but not so much John James.. then self-edits that they may like him better now (as they've befriended each other) Caoimhe imagines her chums thinking 'what a sap!' and Dave realising he's going out with a f**king loser. Shabby doesn't feel Caoimhe's boyfriend will like her very much even though she's not trying to steal her away! Caoimhe is sure he'll be laughing at the situation but then panics her leaving and Dave has broken up with her.
Shabby yawns that Caoimhe will be fine but she's 98% sure that her relationship (which was on hiatus) will now be on permanent hiatus! She contemplates that the girl may not even wish to speak to her again; Caoimhe calls this 'her loss!' Shabby would really like to remain friends with the girl as there have been moments where she's missed her, but not as much as she should have done.
Shabby speculates that the girl Caoimhe had snogged, could have sold their story and been used in conjunction with their storyline, making her 'look like a right lezza!' Caoimhe's friends are too cool 'to even give a f**k about this show!' and there's no way they'd want anything to do with this. Dave too wouldn't even want to be associated with the programme! Shabby's friends don't watch the show but were really excited about her doing it.
Caoimhe's boyfriend is really good friends with his ex and had told her Caoimhe was going on BB! (SC) She has only had one previous boyfriend which Shabby finds really sweet. Shabby guesstimates that she's had around 1 million girlfriends; she has a feeling she'll meet the girl of her dreams when she leaves and that she'll be well lush! From her experiences in the house, she thinks she'll be much better in a relationship now.
CAOIMHE: It's not nice to treat the people you like.. like sh*t! Cos it's painful.. it's painful!!
She knows she's lucky as she got Dave in the end but it was really process. Shabby might 'give this whole shabang another shot' as she's sure she can do better. After her first relationship, Caoimhe didn't want to let herself fall so badly again but now she has.. and never wants that person to go through any pain!
Caoimhe had been under the impression that Shabby had gotten over her crush (on her) but Shabby spews that it has become worse! Shabby actually declares that it isn't a crush, it is more, because she really likes her. Caoimhe isn't convinced that Mario is over his crush on Ben, despite him having told them he is!
SHABBY: This series seems to be all about the gay love! Aw poor me and Mario: the lonely gays! (until JJJ!!!!!)
Caoimhe is ready for sleep so they go to clean their teeth before bed. Ife knew that she felt at home in the BB house when she looked down and saw she was wearing socks and sandals! All her intentions to show her best side went out the window when Davina called her name. Mario mentions that Davina has a very strong hand shake as it has powerful hand grip. Ife remembers her staring into her eyes, in a way that showed she was fearful that Ife wasn't mentally stable!! (SC)
Ife hates that things can be misconstrued in the house, but she liked the way Ben held himself on his entrance (even though he was booed) She re-enacts Ben's swagger and him shaking hands which made her want to be put in with him! Ife is embarrassed when Mario demonstrates her manic grin when her name was called out. She hopes that Mario was exaggerating but he'd found it funny how composed she was standing there, then when chosen she had a mad, joker grin!
Ife defends herself that she was freezing, she'd been wearing heels all day when she's 'not a heel person!', shock came into it, she was excited to be there but more excited that 'The secret' worked!! On a serious note, she is SO embarrassed and can't explain to Mario how she gets really cringed so easily, and it is on the internet forever! She'll never, ever, EVER live it down!! Mario feels her surname 'Kuku' really suits her :D
She dramatises her next meeting with Davina when she's evicted and how she'll apologise for their first encounter.
IFE: Do you think people are really gonna think that I've got something wrong with me?
Mario doesn't but she's sad that she can't get the image out of her head now. The Diary room opens for them to beg for toilet roll!! The E4 live feed that I have access to ends at this point.
John lines his lotions and potions up by his bedside which sets Josie off! He stares at her blankly asking 'what's so f**king funny?' before finishing his tidy up.
JOSIE: (lays in bed thumb sucking before sitting up to talk to John) You're so weird!
Josie plays with the Govan giraffe while John dabs on some of his expensive cream. She whispers to him something about Govan (maybe looking for him in the morning?)
JOHN: Still? That's sad!
JOSIE: I get really attached to people! (he can't hear her so has to lean again when she repeats it)
JOHN: You told me to jog on! (chuckles)
JOSIE: John, I met Govan at my first audition in January.
Mario and Ife come out of the Diary room and Ife can't stop itching. Mario jokes with her that only bad girls itch but then rebukes her for doing so as she'll make it worse.
The Monobrow's on the prowl riled up over John and Josie's backing vocals in the bedroom which have woken him up! Ife asks if they had been arguing; Nathan snipes 'no, just f**king chatting sh*t!' The moody man (stomps) out to the garden for a smoke to chill out over his JJJ jealousy. Ife is still really annoyed about failing the rubbish task when she couldn't think of the word 'sack' but feels she redeemed herself scoring the winning goal!
Ife clears out the crumb tray under the dirty toaster and throws them away; Mario jokes that she is denying him food! Mario decides not to get up to any mischief with Ife as she cracks under pressure when questioned, but won't help her tidy up the pan's as it is boring! Mario asks Nathan if he wants him to get John and Josie to chat out of the bedroom. He doesn't want him to bother but is narked that they do it 'every single night!'
Shabby's sarcasm soars when she asks Caoimhe if she's ever considered doing stand up live at the Apollo because she doesn't like her jokes! 'Save your jokes for somebody who cares, babes!' and pledges to buy Caoimhe a joke book for Christmas presumably because Caoimhe's are so lame! John keeps opening his eyes to look at Josie, closes them and then repeats the sequence after 5 seconds or so. Sooooo sweet!
Mario laughs that Ife needs to read the rule book again as she's going skitzy with knife! Knowing her luck, she thinks BB would see that as terrible behaviour but she loves being a night owl. The three of them had been able to get a little shut-eye in during the day for a 30 minute nap. Whatever their shopping task is, Ife is eager to win as nothing will stop her from getting the Red Bull!! Nathan is missing proper chocolate like Mars bars even though he doesn't normally eat a lot. Ife would love a packet of peanut M & M's and Mario maple pecan swirl ice cream :)
Mario blames BB5's fight night, as before that fatal evening, BB would give the HM's as much alcohol as they wanted prior to that!! Mario tells them that they'll laugh their heads off when his temper blows in there; Ife is scared as he's so placid. As he's usually on such an even keel she thinks it will shake her up as she's jumpy as it is!
Ife was disgusted that Mario farted in Sunshine's face, she couldn't even laugh as it was so rude! She'd kick off if Mario deliberately put his face in her face and farted! On that delightful note, Nathan loves and leaves them. Caoimhe and Shabby have got up and are snacking in the kitchen; they have the proper munchies! Shabby plans to go to the Diary room and request her hat back for Friday. They think that Ife has woken up and decided Mario is her new best friend, now she's ditched them.
Shabby had an ex-girlfriend who made such an amazing Parmesan, creme fraise and pea risotto, which she could 'just literally w*nk all over'!!!!! :S Ife and Mario come in to the kitchen after having seen the biggest moth ever! Caoimhe is so attracted to gay guys. Shabby says there's an old myth that lesbians and gays aren't supposed to get on, which she has seen in action. Caoimhe goes out to the garden to roll up some cigs. Shabby really needs to do some washing the next day as she has spilled garlic and herb sauce and mousse all over her clothes!
Caoimhe is so glad that Shabby has come to her senses and is going to stay. Shabby agrees it would be an anti-climax to go out the back door. They both want to say they're not interested in doing celebrity things (i.e interviews) when they leave but they are!! Caoimhe really believes she'll be evicted as she doesn't really have a role and hasn't played a part. Shabby categorises her as being the lesbian's best friend, a cool Irish chick who's been a b*tch to Sunshine!
Shabby surmises that her friends would like Caoimhe and Josie but not so much John James.. then self-edits that they may like him better now (as they've befriended each other) Caoimhe imagines her chums thinking 'what a sap!' and Dave realising he's going out with a f**king loser. Shabby doesn't feel Caoimhe's boyfriend will like her very much even though she's not trying to steal her away! Caoimhe is sure he'll be laughing at the situation but then panics her leaving and Dave has broken up with her.
Shabby yawns that Caoimhe will be fine but she's 98% sure that her relationship (which was on hiatus) will now be on permanent hiatus! She contemplates that the girl may not even wish to speak to her again; Caoimhe calls this 'her loss!' Shabby would really like to remain friends with the girl as there have been moments where she's missed her, but not as much as she should have done.
Caoimhe's boyfriend is really good friends with his ex and had told her Caoimhe was going on BB! (SC) She has only had one previous boyfriend which Shabby finds really sweet. Shabby guesstimates that she's had around 1 million girlfriends; she has a feeling she'll meet the girl of her dreams when she leaves and that she'll be well lush! From her experiences in the house, she thinks she'll be much better in a relationship now.
CAOIMHE: It's not nice to treat the people you like.. like sh*t! Cos it's painful.. it's painful!!
She knows she's lucky as she got Dave in the end but it was really process. Shabby might 'give this whole shabang another shot' as she's sure she can do better. After her first relationship, Caoimhe didn't want to let herself fall so badly again but now she has.. and never wants that person to go through any pain!
SHABBY: This series seems to be all about the gay love! Aw poor me and Mario: the lonely gays! (until JJJ!!!!!)
Caoimhe is ready for sleep so they go to clean their teeth before bed. Ife knew that she felt at home in the BB house when she looked down and saw she was wearing socks and sandals! All her intentions to show her best side went out the window when Davina called her name. Mario mentions that Davina has a very strong hand shake as it has powerful hand grip. Ife remembers her staring into her eyes, in a way that showed she was fearful that Ife wasn't mentally stable!! (SC)
Ife hates that things can be misconstrued in the house, but she liked the way Ben held himself on his entrance (even though he was booed) She re-enacts Ben's swagger and him shaking hands which made her want to be put in with him! Ife is embarrassed when Mario demonstrates her manic grin when her name was called out. She hopes that Mario was exaggerating but he'd found it funny how composed she was standing there, then when chosen she had a mad, joker grin!
She dramatises her next meeting with Davina when she's evicted and how she'll apologise for their first encounter.
IFE: Do you think people are really gonna think that I've got something wrong with me?
Mario doesn't but she's sad that she can't get the image out of her head now. The Diary room opens for them to beg for toilet roll!! The E4 live feed that I have access to ends at this point.
