STOLEN FROM JJJAT "10.18pm Josie lying behind JJ on the sofa, he looks smilier already. Josie marking her territory !! Draped on the sofa behind JJ. All she needs to do is piss on the edges and no woman will get near him !!! Singing I believe I can fly."
We all squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee watching John and Josie and their cutesy hand holding as they karaoke away. John's hands get a bit sweaty so he rubs them dry as he and Jose laugh, then grasps hold of Josie's again.
They sway hands happily together to the music, with fingers interlinked. When they let go, Josie sucks her thumb as though she hadn't wanted her hand set free just yet. John looks over his shoulder and lifts his hand instinctively, wanting to hold hers again but Josie didn't see.
Mario hopes that BB will play Eminem (SC) John seems to be talking about The Warning song (like the Youtube he cut and edited to threaten Josie) and how it was about Mariah Carey!!
Mario hopes that BB will play Eminem (SC) John seems to be talking about The Warning song (like the Youtube he cut and edited to threaten Josie) and how it was about Mariah Carey!!
John and Josie are in hysterics over Ben running up to the ball during the penalty shoot out.
JOSIE: Like he did a little run up, like that! That was so funny wasn't it?
JOHN: Like a deadset fairy!
JOSIE: Yeah, it was like a fairy!
JOHN: He'd be the football player that would jump over the puddles! (impersonates a camper than Christmas fairy jumping)
JOSIE: Like a little lamb!
JOHN: He got up and brushed the dirt off his shirt.. off his shorts! (SC) The laughs that we get out of his (SC)
Josie notices that John is wearing her bracelet (awwwww!!) she'd been looking for it!
"11.25pm
John & Nathan both out together watching Josie, Shabby & Caoimhe. Hmm,
looks incredibly awkward between them.. wait, why am I surprised?!
Neither will let Josie be alone with the other!
JOHN: "I miss throwing
Govan on the bed."
lmao Nathan and SS are as bad as each other. Shes
trying to playfight with John and Nathan is piping up with 'just get it
on' in front of Josie. John looked over at Josie and Josie stared back and
laughed. " (Taken from JJJAT)
"12.07am Josie wants a harlequin great dane when she's older - she's not keen on cats and wouldn't have one as a pet."
"12.12am
Josie had a chick when she was younger and it went everywhere with her -
slept in bed with her. Left it in the garden for five minutes and next
doors ginger tom cat ate it so she hasnt been keen on cats since."
JOSIE: Oh.. how rude!!
JOHN: How rude! That cheeky mare! Who did she think she was?
JOSIE: Can't believe it. (video clip skips 12 minutes and they are now in bed together whispering)
12.50am - Another JJJ shot in bed.
JOHN: I'm just friends with her.
Mario comes in to kiss them good night and ends up hopping in bed with the pair. He tells them that Ife wants to sleep with him tonight 'do you mind?' Both John and Josie immediately say they don't.
(stolen from JJJAT) "Josie
resting on his chest. I'm sorry but there is NO WAY after this either
of them can get away with saying they are not into each other. In fact,
if they even try it, I will literally disregard it without an inch of
worry. What i've witnessed today and more so tonight speaks volumes!"
In the kitchen, Ife an Shabby chat about their crafts and how she would like to see actors do what most dancers can do! On the same vein, Shabby isn't thrilled with dancers/singers under the impression that they can also act, when it is a completely different thing! Her argument is just because a person can show emotion through their medium of dance, it doesn't mean they could stand on a stage and convey the same emotion.
Shabby insists that not everybody can act because it is a talent and skill. She also lists: singing, dancing and playing instruments, writing poetry and playing football as such.
SHABBY: You can learn these things, but I don't think putting in time alone - is enough. Like, you have to have already a reasonably innate talent for these things.
This is why Ife has such a problem with programmes like The X factor. As the likes of Olly Murs just rock up to an audition and are then given this big break. When people like her have put a lot of time and money into getting songs together. Shabby doesn't believe that anyone truly passionate about music would even wish to sing covers of songs in a themed costume! Back to the bedroooooooooooom ;)
JOHN: There's f**k all to do! We've got a TV that doesn't f**king work, there's cold showers and a f**king merry-go-round!
JOSIE: Yeah but.. we can have that with each other.
JOHN: Yeah but you don't give a f**k about hanging around with someone.. you just walk around like a loner.. and then if someone joins ya, they join ya. (Josie giggles) You wouldn't care if you spent all day on your own, would ya? (Josie laughs sniffly and shakes her head) Yeah, see! Cos that's the sort of f**king person you are! (Josie lifts the doona over their heads which muffles their voices)
JOSIE: Yeah, that's how I like it. (can't make out the rest of what she says as they whisper closely)
The X Factor conversation continues with Shabby and Ife in the kitchen about how Simon Cowell was furious with Sting's snobbery about the show. Shabby claims that it has never professed to be about real music as it is a singing competition.
Back to Josie and John's sweet whisperings, Josie scratches John's head as they talk in hushed tones. Of what, it is unclear, but it sounds like John only wants to spend time with Josie.
JOHN: You're the person I want to hang around with.
Quick retreat to the kitchen and then bounce back once more to the bed.
12.36am Josie laying in bed sees John across the other side of the room and gives him the Josie double thumbs up. John does it back doing an impression of her doing this pose to the paps, on the way in the house.
JOSIE: That's all I could think to do!
Doing an impression of her putting her thumbs up to the paps on the way in. Then he raunchily gyrates his pelvis and thrusts his hips imitating her humping the air at the top of the stairs. Josie bets everyone had been thinking 'look at that wally! What an idiot!'
JOHN: I was actually thinking, 'cor, I don't really care if I get in now!'
JOSIE: Was you?
JOHN: Yeah! (they giggle) The girl next to me said 'no personality in the world is that big!' (at least that's what it sounded like)
JOSIE: You're joking?
JOHN: Cos you were the first one! Nah, I'm joking. I'm joking!
JOHN: How rude! That cheeky mare! Who did she think she was?
JOSIE: Can't believe it. (video clip skips 12 minutes and they are now in bed together whispering)
12.50am - Another JJJ shot in bed.
JOHN: I'm just friends with her.
Mario comes in to kiss them good night and ends up hopping in bed with the pair. He tells them that Ife wants to sleep with him tonight 'do you mind?' Both John and Josie immediately say they don't.
"John's face is like ...... 'Leave us alone!' I think the
fact he has got himself into bed with her, for the third night in a row
should really spell it out to anyone who thinks he likes SS. If he had
wanted to be with SS, he would have taken the opportunity to do this
with her." (from the JJJAT)
JOSIE: (To Mario) You've been dumped for me.
MARIO: You've dumped me for Josie? (cuts to Dave and Steve in the lounge. Steve had hoped for a card/message from his Missus)
Back to the bedroom and whisperings, Ife also runs and jumps in the foot of the bed. She implores them that she'll only stay for a few minutes and asks where the light under the bed is coming from. Earlier on in the day, Josie had wanted to phone her friends saying 'guess where I am?' 'but they already know, don't they?'
JOHN: Did you just say something, Sunshine?
SUNSHINE: No.
Cuts to a pensive Steve at the sofas, all alone with his thoughts.
Josie has cold feet so rubs them up against Mario's because his feel warmer! Video skips 10 minutes and now Ife and Mario have left them to it. John tells Josie that 6 million viewers had seen her boobs today; she is mortified (must have had an accident with boobs slipping out!)
JOSIE: Shut up! (both lying on the fronts, possibly so it is more difficult to decipher what they are saying)
They laugh a lot and John assures her not to worry about something. Their heads are so close together, I'm not sure how they resisted kissing at that moment. Josie pulls the covers up under her chin and when the cameras go back to them, they are both completely under the duvets!!!! Some people believe this was the night they actually shared their first kiss but I'm not so sure. Though, they do giggle a lot underneath and then come up gasping for air.
They start to wrestle, as an excuse to touch each other.. cor, they were so frisky!! Hair tousling is of course part of the foreplay, which ends in them each looking disheveled! Josie jokes that John is a prick, as he grapples her roughly. After a quick cut to Ife and Shabby in the kitchen, Josie muzzles John's mouth. He breaks free from her hold and laughs into a camera.
JOHN: Are you watching this Big Brother? She's trying to strangle me!
They lay back and catch their breath briefly. Josie chortles and then hams up panting voraciously, as though she and John had just finished a session of passionate love-making!
JOHN: What the f**k are you doing?
JOSIE: (she'd been copying John's breathlessness) That's what you're doing! (then clips up John's hair)
JOHN: What the f**k are you doing? (but lays back to allow Josie to clip it in, all the same, they laugh) Are you trying to show me up on telly? Are you trying to show me up? (sucks his thumb)
JOSIE: (Cuddles up to his chest) You look so pretty!
JOHN: Shut the f**k up!
Quick cut away.
Shabby insists that not everybody can act because it is a talent and skill. She also lists: singing, dancing and playing instruments, writing poetry and playing football as such.
SHABBY: You can learn these things, but I don't think putting in time alone - is enough. Like, you have to have already a reasonably innate talent for these things.
This is why Ife has such a problem with programmes like The X factor. As the likes of Olly Murs just rock up to an audition and are then given this big break. When people like her have put a lot of time and money into getting songs together. Shabby doesn't believe that anyone truly passionate about music would even wish to sing covers of songs in a themed costume! Back to the bedroooooooooooom ;)
JOSIE: Yeah but.. we can have that with each other.
JOHN: Yeah but you don't give a f**k about hanging around with someone.. you just walk around like a loner.. and then if someone joins ya, they join ya. (Josie giggles) You wouldn't care if you spent all day on your own, would ya? (Josie laughs sniffly and shakes her head) Yeah, see! Cos that's the sort of f**king person you are! (Josie lifts the doona over their heads which muffles their voices)
JOSIE: Yeah, that's how I like it. (can't make out the rest of what she says as they whisper closely)
Back to Josie and John's sweet whisperings, Josie scratches John's head as they talk in hushed tones. Of what, it is unclear, but it sounds like John only wants to spend time with Josie.
JOHN: You're the person I want to hang around with.
Quick retreat to the kitchen and then bounce back once more to the bed.
So John and Josie might never be in a rock band, or become actors or actresses (scratch that! Josie is about to star in her first London theatre show) but they do have an innate talent for WHISPERINGGGGGGGGG! DAMN THEM! The thousands of us who would stay up all hours of the morning straining our ears, listening through headphones was crazy! Thank goodness for Reddress and her supersonics, or we would have missed a lot more than we did! :)
Their heads are still buried beneath the blankets - creating their little bubble of privacy. It soon became a sanctum of serenity and snuggles for them both as time passed in the house. This part of their under the sheets secretiveness seems to be how John loves their late night bed chats and looks forward to them all day :) Back to the kitchen cleaning and talking about Lady Gaga and how she loves eccentric Brits. Shabby goes to smoke a butt, leaving Ife to wash up as she sings and sings and sings. Then back to our delightful duo in the dark.
Josie seems to point out that the cameras have homed in on them. (Were the camera men hoping to catch them kissing?) John looks up and smiles when he spots it too.
JOHN: Are you trying to show me right up?
JOSIE: You're trying to show me up!
JOHN: It's so f**king hot in here!
Again, not an enormous amount of their conversation is actually audible (to my hearing anyway!) Unless, they had only been staring at one another under the covers and this fixation for gazing at their faces had started right back here!!!!
JOHN: In here.. I'm sure.. You're the one person that I can trust.
JOHN: Are you trying to show me right up?
JOSIE: You're trying to show me up!
JOHN: It's so f**king hot in here!
Again, not an enormous amount of their conversation is actually audible (to my hearing anyway!) Unless, they had only been staring at one another under the covers and this fixation for gazing at their faces had started right back here!!!!
JOHN: In here.. I'm sure.. You're the one person that I can trust.
(Stolen from JJJAT) "If they are talking about the others - fair enough but what I will say
is, you don't have a normal discussion in the way that they are. So the
chat is really just an excuse to get snuggled up!" (Ad break)
John has now left Josie's double bed.. now whether that was down to being struck with self-consciousness due to the cameras, tiredness, because he hadn't been invited to bunk down with Josie for the night or because other HM's complained about them chatting.. we'll never know. Though, I'm fairly certain neither John nor Josie wanted him to leave that night.
John collects his cream from his old bed with Mario, takes a noisy swig from his bottle of water before hopping into his new single bed, right next to Josie.
JOSIE: John! JOHN!
JOHN: (Turns to face her) What? (Josie sticks her middle finger up at him, SC. John climbs out of his bed to ruffle her hair roughly while she giggles. He returns to his bed proud of himself) Jose? (gives her the finger back, then lays his head down giggling with giddiness)
(Stolen from the JJJAT) "It's the new way to flirt now a
days all the kids are doing it.Awwww bless, young love. They are now
going to stare at each other from opposite beds, swearing at one
another. GET IT ON!!!"
They continue to play a ping pong match of vulgar gesticulations back and forth. Each wanting to outdo the other and not wanting the game to end. Between his 'goes' John rests his head back on his pillow, mischievous smiles crept upon his lips spreading wider and larger every turn. Josie signs w*nker to John, so he returns with 'd*ckhead' closely followed up with the Friends fist swearing ;) They laugh merrily at their own childishness. Only John and Josie could make swearing sickeningly adorable!
After a momentary loss of their loveliness, in favour of Ife's cleanliness.. we are back to the smitten kittens. Josie smiles over at John, then signs out 'I LOVE YOU' and is met with more comical swearing from him, making her chuckle and cover her eyes.
Josie doesn't answer, instead she sucks her thumb and plays with the material on her pillow. Outside, Ife tidies up in the garden. Then we are back to JJJ joking around, John clocks the cameras facing in their direction and hees to himself. Josie ssssh's him.
Josie catches the kiss and throws it on the ground; this has John chortling heartily. They they settle down for bed, John keeps opening his eyes to watch his Sleepy Beauty, before hearing the cameras zoom in and catch him out! ;)
Ife and Mario go into the kitchen together at 2.30am. Ife grumbles about everyone being in bed so early when they don't have work tomorrow. She can never think of anything fun to do but plan 'mischief' of turning the kitchen table chairs around and putting it into patterns! That is not worthy of a Sheldon style BAZINGA prank!! They snigger as they do so and slide some beneath the table so the legs interlock.
They chat about Mario's time as the Mole and how he'd felt like a 'right sh*t' doing it and become depressed. Ife was surprised he wasn't able to have a double agent! Snipping up the cigarettes had made him laugh and Ife could kill for a cigarette right at that moment (as she has been twisting the leftover butts to create a new one to smoke and then coughed her guts up!) Mario trundles off to the toilet, leaving Ife to make his tea and she cleans up the crap left by the carousel.
Ife feels humiliated that BB had closed in on her desperately picking up the dog end's for a smoke 'it's so cringey!' None of the HM's have any cigarettes or rolls up left! Ife doesn't like how Caoimhe, in particular casts the clothes she lends her on the floor. She'd hate people to think that she didn't look after their clothes! Ife would like some clean knickers but isn't bothered about the clothes thing, as she'd be changing every 5 minutes like Corin if she had the full contents of her case! She is coming to grips that some HM's have no regard for other HM's possessions and aren't as tidy as she is.
Mario has noticed Ife snarling at the way HM's treat the bedroom as their own personal bedroom 'why won't you pick that up?' Ife is convinced that she has calmed down a lot! She realised earlier that the towel with her initial has become the bathroom towel, that people wipe their hands on! Ife worries that it is now full of wee, but doesn't think she'd have said anything even if it had been full of skidmarks.
She would have run into the bathroom to silently scream for ages! Since being in the house she's had 6 or 7 silent screams but points out that it takes a lot for her to switch!
IFE: Listening to Sunshine tell a million and one stories when you're in a room, can make you go insane!
When Ife was younger she was snappier and Mario confesses his temper used to be much worse than Shabby's. Mario's temper was down to him warring inside with who he really was. He hadn't rung either of his 2 previous girlfriends when he came out as gay because he calls himself a 'consumate coward!' In the back of his mind Mario knew he was gay but his conscious mind didn't want to accept it. When he had his first girlfriend he was just horny and wanted to get laid and went out with her for 6 months. He didn't speak to anyone about his inner turmoil in his late teens and doesn't find the word 'queer' offensive.
They go out to the carousel to chat and drink their tea (which Ife chuckles about as it had taken her an hour to make!) She sparks up another dog end and urges non-smoking viewers not to start as this is what they'll have to go through! Ife runs inside sneakily in attempt to light her cigarette with the toaster as the lighter doesn't work. BB immediately reminds her that HM's are not permitted to do this so she yells to Mario 'kill me now!' because there are no cigarettes or working lighters!
IFE: And they wonder why people go insane in this house!
Ife doesn't like breaking rules. Mario could have easily listened to Tracy from BB8 speak all day but Ife would have been livid with someone like her in the house.
Mario even gave them a chance to catch him out as the Mole by writing 'don't go to sleep at 5am' on the ball. This is the time Mario had to get up to talk to the Tree. Ife thinks Mario must have been bricking it on the line up. Mario tells Ife that Josie sussed him out at the last minute 'you've been a naughty little mole, haven't you?' but hadn't written his name. Ife had thought it was mean that everyone seemed to be writing Sunshine's name; she decided not to follow the crowd (as she thought they wanted her out) So she wrote down Mario's name so BB couldn't accuse her of cheating (because she could see the writing on HM's cards) because he was dressed as a mole.
Ife's started to really get to like Sunshine but still finds her so irritating. But this balances out with her really finding her amusing and some days she really gets on with her. Mario felt that the first few days Sunshine was very misunderstood which Ife claims she was saying all the time.
They head in to the house to brush their teeth before bed. Ife nabs some of Josie's Pearl white tooth paste.
IFE: See how white Josie's teeth are, yeah.. she says she just uses this. I thought she had it done surgically! You know professionally. (Proceeds to scrub away frantically)
Mario finds it weird that both Josie and Dave have chickens and there are chickens on the bathroom walls.. and how he is into alien abduction and a spaceship is on the wall. Ife believes Mario will have blokes lining up when he leaves but Mario only wants Luke ;) (that's a popular name for a partner these days!) They hope that Steve has stopped snoring as they tiptoe into the bedroom and snuggle up in the cold double bed.
