*9.11am most of the HM's are in bed .. Mario is in the Mole hole and Sunshine is in the bathroom. Govan appears to be
spooning a soundly sleeping Josie. Corin is out in the garden and is the first HM to spot the sabotage. She fills Ife and
Sunshine in that someone has filled the pool with potatoes and carrots.
*Ife goes outside to survey the damage and realises that the potato wrapper had been in her make up bag 'maybe
someone's trying to frame us!' Sunshine manages to spill more slices of bread into the spa while trying to salvage
some of the unsoggy pieces. Ife thinks if it was BB it is a way to pee off everyone in the group. Corin is convinced it was
as the pool had been so filthy with dead flies in the day before and now it is really clean (bread and veggies aside!)
Sunshine says that she doesn't care 'we're still eating them!'
*Sunshine suspects the Mole is behind the BREAD-lam (couldn't resist a PUN!) but Ife and Corin think he seems too upset to
be responsible for the CARROTastrophe (someone stop me!) but conceive that he would have heard whoever did commit
this terrible act of treason.
*9.48am, 36 minutes after discovering Mario's diiiiiirty deeds Nathan and Corin clear all the carbs from the pool. Steve,
John, Josie, Govan and Mario are in the bedroom and John insists that he does think 'they made you have
something to do with the potatoes! But I don't care though .. seriously, I don't!' Mario makes out that he
wouldn't do that to his own food. John lays out on the line that the only reason he does think this is because 'imagine
if they did do it .. you could have come out of the hole at any time ..and you would have seen them
all running round putting sh*t in our pool and the whole thing woulda been f**ked!' Mario goes along
with this 'actually now that you mention it there were sh*tloads of clumping sounds ..' pretending he
HAD heard back and forth noises.
JOSIE: OMG! Big Brother's treated soo well he's starting to turn bad!
Mario notes that she had said yesterday that BB was being 'too nice!' Josie wants to know what food was put in the pool
as they have to get in there. Caoimhe hopes they are going to clean it for them. Govan lets rip with a ferocious fart in their
bed making Josie scream and John giggle!
JOSIE: You dirty f**ker! I'm sick of you giving me all this abuse!
Mario leaves with Caoimhe to find his 'beloved Ben!'
*The second he's left John immediately inquires 'do you reckon it was him, seriously? Do you reckon he had
something to do with it?' Govan isn't sure, Josie accolades him with being 'a good little actor and cos he's got
those eyes you feel sorry for him.' John asserts that he would 'never crack it at him even if it was him!'
Neither would Josie; Steve says it is all speculation. John doesn't think they would be allowed to lock him out but they
agree it wasn't his fault that's he's been set a task.
JOSIE: But I do reckon it's the mole!
STEVE: It's genius, really!
*10.23am Josie and Govan are bonding in the garden. At the smoker's bench Govan tells Josie that if she ever went
before him he wouldn't want to be there, he'd want to go as she's like his 'right arm! .. you're like a friend from
home' Josie feels like that as well.
JOSIE: I feel secure when you're here. I think that's why I feel so relaxed.
He is okay generally ins social situations but he feels more at ease with Josie there. She wonders if her mates will be
watching. Govan jokes that they'll be irritated 'she's with HIM again!! Follows her everywhere!' (this is more
what Ben used to say about JOHN!)
*Some of the HM's are in the bathroom still discussing the potatoes! They have only been left with 1 bag that can be eaten
as BB has prohibited them from eating the rest because of the chlorine. Mario says it has been done deliberately to cause
rows it will get on people's nerves only been left with baked beans to eat. Sunshine makes him look her in the eyes while
she interrogates him on putting the potatoes in the pool. He stares into her pupils but Sunshine maintains to Dave that he
is lying as he MOVED his eyes! He stresses that he always moves his eyes when he talks.
*Dave dissects that Mario is in a 'precarious situation' as whoever was behind it would have made a lot of noise and
gone past him. Mario moans that he'll be depressed now that nobody believes him. Dave hugs him calling him a good
boy 'how can you think he's lying?'
*12.34pm Josie, Ife and Rachael are in the bathroom looking through 1 of the panels.
JOSIE: OMG! There's footprints! Is it me?
Unsure if she is imagining it but Rachael reaches the same conclusion that someone has crawled through there trampling
the twigs.
*Caoimhe and Mario chat about Ben on the couches as Mario is quite happy to be led on by Ben but they think a great
friendship will form. Caoimhe is certain they will put in another gay man for him to 'play with!' Mario describes his
perfect bloke so that BB will not be cruel in put in the opposite of what he goes for. He wants someone taller than him,
not a pretty boy and a masculine man - he is attracted to the masculinity he can sense in Ben!!!
*Steve and Josie talk about children in the garden as Steve smiles that his life 'seems to be run by children.' Josie
says she really likes kids and calls him a 'young pup' after he tells her he was 20 when he had his first. Josie asks if he
was in the army then but Steve says he had his accident when he was 19 in Belfast. He talks about how people tend to
forget how young the lads are in Iraq and fighting in conflicts all around the world. She asks him if he enjoyed his time
in the army; Steve loved it 'that's why I'm still army through and through.. I shouldn't be really ..' He would
have liked to have made it his career and his goal was to be just coming out of the army at the age he is now, like his friends.
After Josie asks further questions, he reveals he didn't suffer from PTSD (or 'all that trauma stuff' as Josie refers to it as)
*1.49pm most of the HM's are at the sofas talking about how the bread and vegetables got into the pool. Shabby puts it to
the group to see if they think they should formally announce to BB that they have worked out that they think other HM's
are living here. Steve recommends them taking turns to patrol at night to 'catch the b**tards!' Shabby supports her
suspicions with possible locations of the supposed secret HM's.
JOSIE: I'm not being funny but whoever these housemates are well out of order for doing that to our food!
Shabby also surmises that they may be watching them on screens and saw them bitching about potatoes (as essentially
potato gate kicked off!) .. she hypothisises that 3 HM's could be behind it and if they are successful they could replace 3 HM's that they select from the original line-up.
*3.14pm for today's wear it or lose it task, HM's have 4 minutes to put on as many items of their clothing as they can. Any items of clothing they fail to put on within the 4 minutes will be lost. As punishment for entering the mole hole yesterday, Caoimhe will only get 2 minutes. Earlier, HM's decided Dave and Josie were the best dressed HM's so they'll be exempt from the task and will lose none of their clothes.
*Rachael reads BB's mind that they will play ridiculous comedic music in the background when they show this task (more like she planted the idea in their heads!) and they DID :D as the task is shown in super speed. Josie and Dave cheer them on encouragingly throughout the duration of the task.
*Ben and Josie discuss his relationships in the garden and Josie questions him 'are you an escort?' Ben wonders why
she would think that but he'd love to do that 'please let me know if you know anyone who needs that!'
*The trickster T of T gives Moley his next bit of sabotage to trash someone's cigarettes with the scissors in his drawers.
Mario feels sh*t and demands an explanation how this will help him pass his task, the tree tells him to 'roll with it!' He
can select anyone he likes but the tree instructs him to be smart as his existence 'within this house depends upon it'
CAUTION: DO NOT RUN WITH SCISSORS, KIDS!!
*Mario asks John how many women he's been with. John tells him 7 but you could say maybe a couple more or less as
'they didn't really work, do you know what I mean..' as they'd gone so quickly 'cos you just withdraw and
you don't know if it was really counted .. cos there's a few like that, that probably wouldn't have counted ..
so yeah..' The infamous confessions continue on how his friends nicknamed him 'the 30 second man' Ife thinks he must
be joking believing he'd be embarrassed to admit to that on TV.
*John is glad they think he's lying but he couldn't care less 'I sh*t you not!' He divulges further that he can only go 10
minutes on average but has gone quicker than 30 seconds (apparently this happened on his mates bed she got down and
wasn't even naked yet. She was taking off her top 'and I was like you can probably put that back on now!') In
case you'd wanted to know, the longest he has just slammed for was 20 minutes (not including foreplay which he says
you could throw in an extra 10 minutes for) Rachael and Caoimhe are repulsed by his horrible turn of phrase 'pure
slamming' he asks 'what do you call it then, bonking?'
*He doesn't stop his oversharing.. 'as soon as you hear that .. *makes a clapping sound* I can't do that for
longer than 5 minutes .. f**k that! That's too hard!' He was seeing a girl and had a few bats before he met up
with her 'cos I knew it was on! And I swear to God, I probably had about 8!' This is when we also first learn
that he hated BJ's and is not really interested as he felt they were demeaning to tell a woman 'get on it!' But he doesn't
mind if she's up one morning and's 'on it!' after Nathan accuses him of being dizzy.
JOHN: Well, I wouldn't wanna suck some guy's penis! Not many girls in Australia actually like doing it!
He also discloses that he likes going down on a girl as 'that's better than sex! I'm being deadly serious .. I don't
care if you think I'm lying or not!'
*7.07pm some of the HM's are in the garden talking about Big Brother. John comments that he hasn't really heard much
from BB yet 'it's like he's not even here! I thought we'd be hearing from him every 5 minutes. . I've heard
him like twice .. it's like we're just chilling in some blokes house!' which makes Josie chortle.
*As John comes out of the bedroom toilet with a bit of a slam, Josie wants to know 'have you been having a poo,
John?' He answers huffily 'hey? NOOOO! I told you I'm not gonna go in there anymore.. I apologised for
that..I had to go wash my f**king hands cos there's no f**king wash in there!' Then proceeds to rant that he
has to walk to the main bathroom to wash his hands properly. (At least the lad likes to wash his hands and is bothered
about hygiene! His mama raised him right!) Josie jokes with him 'you mean, you've had a sh*t and haven't
washed your hands?' as he'd only rinsed them in the bedroom toilet.
*Sunshine orders that he goes to wash his hands in the other bathroom.
JOHN: Who's this bloke?!
Sunshine reminds him of her gender – that she is a girl and calls him a 'dirty boy!' John fights back that he was on his
way until she stopped him. Josie and Govan are enjoying the entertainment :D John plans to transfer the hand wash
into the bedroom toilet as they have other things they can use in the bathroom. Sunshine selfishly demands that he leaves
it in the bathroom as she prefers using that one.
JOHN: But that doesn't matter!
*John argues his point that if he gets up in the middle of the night needing the toilet he's not going to go to the other 'I
didn't know Sunshine was gonna kick up about it!' The cheeky chimp switches off the lights and makes fun of
Sunshine to the HM's in living room as he makes his way to the main bathroom 'you can't have the f**kin' hand
wash in here .. I wanna wash my hands nrr ner ner..' He proposes the same thing to the group about the hand
wash as he personally thinks it's more practical to be in the bedroom bathroom. They are all in favour of John's idea
and he checks if everyone is cool with that. Mario's amused that it is a genuine argument.
JOHN: Sorry Shunshine you're outvoted!'
*Rachael and the rest explain their reasoning to her on why they also feel the soap is better suited located in the other
lavatory. Sunshine is sad that they'd prefer to have the soap in the other toilet but concedes that they've all voted
'obviously I understand, cos I'm not really dumb.' Rachael can't even believe they're talking about it 'I'm
walking away (in the bedroom she whispers) I need to get away from Sunshine..'
*John returns to the bedroom glad to get his way but it hasn't gone unnoticed by him that Sunshine 'is full piping!'
'She's not happy. She is NOT happy!' John didn't mean for everyone to start on her but it was a majority vote.
Rachael licks his bum about how right he is and that it makes more sense. Josie sucks her thumb and just listens as
Govan says that Sunshine just won't compromise. Rachael resents that she has a bit of an attitude 'me and Sunshine just
rub each other the wrong way!'
*11.05pm some of the HM's are at the carousel. It's been 5 hours since Mario was told by the Tree of Temptation to cut up
someone's cigarettes as part of his impossible task. Mario kisses Josie's cheek as she smokes and she aaaaw's.
Steve has been complaining about some of the HM's and feels like he needs to keep some order in the house or else 'the
whole place will be a sh*thole!' Josie asks Steve 'If I do your head in Steve just let me know .. cos I'm so
oblivious it's unreal.. I prefer people like that.'
*Josie gushes to Corin 'aren't you lovely?' Corin returns the compliment 'thanks, so are you!' with a split-second
side hug.
*Mario shushes the camera in his mole hole as he shows the cigarette box he had sneakily stolen. Sunshine interrupts
asking how to use his toilet and how she thinks it would be warmer for him to sleep in there. She quizzes him relentlessly
on why he was in his room and doesn't buy his excuse that he has red ants in there until he shows her.
*11.19pm, 10 minutes later Mario struggles to cut them up with the child scissors they've provided him with so he breaks
them up with his hands. Afterwards he employs the old teeth brushing tactic in the bathroom to plant the broken baccy.
*1.21am most of the HM's are in the bedroom. Josie doesn't think it is BB 'it's other HM's because why would Big
Brother chuck it in their own pool?' Steve seconds this, he really doesn't think BB is behind this 'it might be
closer to home.'
*Shabby and Ife fill Rachael in on their plan to write 'TWIST' outside using cans and tinned food - inspired by the potato
plot. Shabby thinks it is funny when people get sh*tty about things but hopes it won't end in them being nominated for
eviction. In the bedroom, Ben informs Mario of his big idea to form a choir the next day and sing something quirky but
not too avant-garde. Ben sings some of the James Bond theme 'Nobody does it better' and Mario does a short rendition
of Tina Turner's 'what's love got to do with it.'
*2.34am most of the HM's are in the bedroom exchanging good nights to one another.
STEVE: Good night, darlin' (which makes John, Josie and Govan laugh.)
*Then the terrible trip set to work humming the Mission Impossible theme tune, while Rachael keeps watch wearing only a
jacket and knickers! Steve realises that the girls are missing from the bedroom and is sceptical of them scurrying around
in the night.
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