Day 18 HL's

9.05am, Josie and Corin are in the garden talking about Govan's eviction. 

CORIN: Don't you feel such a mardy bum now, this morning? Oh I do!

JOSIE: (removing make up as she sits on the bench) I feel like a right wally cos when you watch it and people are crying.. you're like 'get a grip!' But it's not the fact that he's gone I'm crying it's the fact that.. 

CORIN: (completes her sentence) How booed he got! 

JOSIE: Yeah and how misunderstood he was. It's like feeding your little brother to the lions, basically! 

In the bedroom, Dave asks a bright and breezy Ben what he's still doing here with make up running down his face. He joins him on his bed to hug him and tease him mercilessly 'look at the lippy on the boy!' while smooshing his cheeky chops :D They pat each other on the back in a more masculine manner 'he's a good boy!' 

Nathan comes to the bench for a morning smoke and is captivated by the 'charms' of his curvacious chum. 

NATHAN: Oooh, Josie Jose! (she rubs his back vigorously igniting far more pleasure in him than should be allowed at that time in the morning!) That's nice! (takes a more serious tone) Sunshine got a right hammering last night, didn't she? I agree.

JOSIE: Yeah, but Nath.. (Nathan totally agrees and calls Sunshine a tight b*stard) I've always given Sunshine the benefit of the doubt but bl**dy hell! To not .. I couldn't do that.. To have 2 pizzas and a packet of crisps and not share them out between everyone! 

Nathan asks Corin if she had slept through it as she has no recollection of it (because she had been in bed)

JOSIE: I didn't even want a crisp but everyone else was dying for a crisp..  

Nathan thinks she's a tight b*tch as he would share anything he had. The girls know he would! Josie had always thought Sunshine was alright and given her the benefit of the doubt 'but not after all that!'

9.44am, some of the HM's are in the bathroom. Dave toddles in enraptured that the boys are still together by some fluke..'by some waving of the wand by our Lord, we're all still here together! Each and everyone gathered again in the Big Brother house in the glory! Fighting off all sorts!'

Shabby stamps out of the bathroom, having overheard Dave's comments while she was in the toilet. 

JOHN: Somethin' tells me she may not have been too pleased about the glory!  

Dave has descried that Shabby doesn't like the glory but he's not surprised though! Shabby heads straight out to Caoimhe to seethe that she f**king hates Dave.  

Caoimhe had been napping beside the pool and immediately asks what happened. She recounts that she had heard him boast about how they're still there 'in the name of our Lord' and how they've fought off others and that the Lord chose them to still be there. 

Nathan wants to know what's happened now. Shabby states that she just really hates Dave 'like the Lord really chose those 3 to stay!' She doubts that he'd realised she was on the bog when he'd been talking to Ben. She wonders why the F**K the Lord would be getting involved in reality shows if he was real!!! 'Yeah, really! The Lord chooses to get him drunk and for him to do well on reality shows! Alright (!) sarcasm seeping through every sinew of her body!

Ife finds it laughable that God would have time to fit in such things what with everything that's going on in the world! Nathan expounds him as a walking advertisement which Shabby pronounces to be 'disgraceful!' 

Back in the room for bathing, Dave knows that he is hated by the Addams family. He doesn't know why he is 'the thing is boys, there's no pulling it back! I've just got to let them roar until they wanna roar!'  John laughs as Dave continues that he doesn't know what he's done to upset them 'I'm just universally hated by them!'  

JOHN: (Drying his bod with the towel) I think they're probably just upset cos Govan's not here.  

Dave discards this diagnosis as they have been nailing him for days!

9.54am, Steve reads the task instructions aloud to the group about the penalty shootout against the HM's in the BB Germany house.

JOHN: (Excited) Oh bullsh*t!! 

Josie and Shabby do not look particularly psyched at the prospect of penalties! John is more enthused than the bunch of them put together and throws his arms in the air to exclaim 'oh YES!!' Steve reads further that it will be via satellite link up so John re-curses 'bullsh*t!!!'  They whooooo when told that the winner will get to watch the live England vs Germany match on Sunday. Nathan and John are overly jubilant! :D

It is revealed that it is in celebration of England qualifying in the final 16 and that the it is a knock out game. Nathan jumps up and down like Tigger on Tylenol 'come on, we can smash 'em!' Shabby simply scowls. When selecting his team of 5, Steve first consults them on who likes football. Nathan and John are the fastest to volunteer and the way Nathan incessantly ME, ME, MEEEEEE's - doesn't take a smartie pants to figure out he is desperate to be on the squad! 

Six hands are raised and Steve settles on: Mario, Dave, Nathan, John and Corin. Steve is in high spirits that they could potentially be watching the game tomorrow on his birthday :)

11.48am, last night BB ended HM's punishment for persistant rule breaking. Later today BB will deliver lunch and an economy shopping delivery to the house. Caoimhe carps on that she is actually starving, weak and feels faint. She thinks Sunshine should realise this is a rainy day and open her crisps!

NATHAN: Get the f**king crisps open Sunshine, you tight b*stard!

Caoimhe goes to confront her but the others want it to be done nicely. Shabby doesn't think Caoimhe is the person to approach the situation nicely! They think Ife should do it as Caoimhe was going to snipe 'look Sunshine you little b*tch!'   

 Ife means business and with her hands on her hips challenges Sunshine about opening the crisps as they are all dying. Sunshine consents to bring them out after she has done her nails. Ife calmly questions how long she thinks that will take but Sunshine doesn't know. John guffaws loudly off screen. Ife sighs softly 'okay' while Caoimhe is ready to blow a gasket in the background!

JOHN: You're upsetting a few people about those crisps, aren't ya? 

Sunshine snaps at him as she is bringing them out. Josie mollifies her 'good for you Sunshine, that's what it's all about .. sharing and caring!' 

Ife returns inside fuming about looking like a beggar on TV as Sunshine had made her feel like she had begged. She has vengeful designs on drinking her milk! Ben blithely smiles in the garden that he had literally whispered to Sunshine 2 minutes before that he hoped all the crisp dramas were coming to an end!

In the kitchen, Caoimhe hits her clenched fist against her palm as she is actually p*ssed off now! She felt so sorry for Ife standing there then saying 'okay.'  

IFE: (As she heats the soya milk on the stove) How in anyone's life could anyone ever do that? And then feel comfortable saying 'when I've done my nails!' 

CAOIMHE: (Spitefully) What a b*tch!

Shabby just feels like a d*ck for sticking up for her all week. Caoimhe could see through Sunshine from the beginning, she knows exactly what she's like! They ponder if there is anything Sunshine does like and the simultaneous consensus is: crisps and bread. 

12.07pm, yesterday following his eviction, Govan decided Josie should be given a special treat from BB. In the Diary room BB imparts to Josie that in a few moments the classic song 'Favourite things' will begin and she will see a number of things passing in front of her. At the end of the song BB will give her one minute to remember what passed before her eyes. Everything she remembers is hers to keep! Josie groans that she has a really bad memory :D 

The song starts up and Josie belly laughs as black PVC gloved hands pass the items in front of her.

In this part of her Diary room entry she is shown:

Kitten

Pasty

Brown paper package tied up with string

Octopus

In the living room, Dave deduces that he is really unliked as well 'if it's any consolation to you' to Sunshine.  He classes himself as the most unpopular and Sunshine as 2nd. She mimics people nominating her while chomping down the CRISPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

DAVE: I apparently should be really miserable all the time and shouldn't celebrate the fact that we're still here together!

Ben regards it as ridiculous and bolsters Dave not to worry, the main thing is having a laugh!

Back to Josie in the Diary room where she gets extremely excited at the objects that are handed across her face. She jigs (while sat down) in time with the music :D Eyelashes, cider and chocolates are presented before her. Josie's eyeballs nearly pop out of their sockets when she sees the bottle of Cider (you can take the girl out of Bristol but you can't take the Bristolian out of the girl!!!!) 'oooh LOVELLLLY!!'

Sunshine is still morosely sour-pussed that she was called a stingy cow because she didn't want to share the crisps last night. Mario makes certain that she ensure she leaves enough for a sandwich. Little Miss Cheerless refuses as the HM's will just get annoyed with her again. 

DAVE: Apparently, if you're nice you get slated! You've got to be really mean and horrible and sneaky and slimey .. and cause tantrums!

She stipulates that she can take a joke if her friends tease her for withholding crisps because she knows them. But Caoimhe has never had a conversation with her and she doesn't know her at all 'and she's just being a bit of a bully when she does it!'  

Back to the Bristolian, laughing her lips off at the favourite things. The hands pass over - bunny ears, a crown, a basil plant, biscuits, and spaghetti carbonara. BB asks her 'how was that?' and she replies 'brilliant!' She is then given 1 minute to remember as many things as possible (signalled by the sound of a yodel at the start and end of 60 seconds) She reels off 'Bristol is the shizzle t-shirt H'OBVIOUSLY! Choc ice, a thai curry, eyelashes, straighteners,  make up, cheese and onion pasty..' 

The cameras turn to Sunshine disparaging that she thought the others were starving! (as they are yet to come and scrounge for some of the crisps) Caoimhe comes inside so Sunshine courteously offers her some. Caoimhe thanks her 'you're so nice!' Ben only took a couple as he finds crisps make him more hungry! 

In the Diary room Josie is still listing the last couple of prizes: a plant and biscuits. BB relays that she had recalled 14 rewards, much to Josie's amazement 'WOOWWWWWWWWWWW!' She wowwww's again when BB informs her the prizes will be provided later.  Bless her being so pleased with the smallest of things .. despite her day being so crappy in comparison to Corin's treat day! She is just so grateful to be there having fun that these little treats were all a bonus to her :)

12.26pm,  Some of the HM's are in the garden. Sunshine has come out to pass the crisps around but Corin, Nathan and Shabby all pass up! She shouts that she thought everyone was hungry; Shabby explains that it is the principle of the matter. Sunshine insists she was going to share them but just not last night after she'd given people her pizza. 

Shabby calls her out as she doesn't believe that she was always going to share them 'not from the beginning!' Sunshine stamps her (fairy) feet (metaphorically) so Shabby stands to remind her that she wasn't actually the person kicking off over them! She thinks Sunshine ought to be resolving this with those who did want them. Shabby thinks Sunshine's justification that the crisps have her name on so she can save them and share them with who she wants .. is b*llocks!

Nathan sticks his nose in snidely copying her sentences; he finds her attitude to be 'f**king rank!' He points out that they are all a team in there and share. Josie comes out so Sunshine shoves the crisps under her chin. 

JOSIE: No, I'm alright love.. I just wanted Ife to have some as she was feeling a bit weak.

Nathan strides away steaming at the sh*t things she said 'f**king spoilt b*tch!'  

Shabby glowers but has no showers whilst in the bathroom. Caoimhe canters inside to swear about Sunshine and her audacity to make such comments claiming ownership of the crisps due to her name being on them! Meanwhile Nathan rages round the sofas to the other men of the household how society should share. He hadn't wanted to eat sh*t yesterday but he did his f**king best to because they broke the f**king rules!!! 

NATHAN: We can moan about it, we can shout about it .. but at the end of the day, we all had to eat it, didn't we? Otherwise we'd f**king starve! She just basically said 'no. I'm not eating that, it makes me sick!' F**K THAT!

John nods along as Nathan rants. Caoimhe is going to go f**king mad and throws her cushion on the filthy floor! She is sorry but 'who f**king does that? Little b*tch!' WOW nobody was holding back on their hostile feelings, were they? I understand they were hungry but sheesh it was only a packet of crisps!! Shabby and Caoimhe clasp each other in a 'cutesy' cuddle. 

NATHAN: She's a f**king little child! I'm not gonna eat.. 

JOHN:I'm not gonna eat 'em! I don't eat that..

Nathan's animated and motivating team talk continues amongst his comrades 'if I f**ked up, we all f**ked up! We've got to encourage each other to work as one!' as that's the only way to get through this sh*t! Ife fully agrees with him and seizes the solidarity. 

NATHAN: No one is better than anyone! We're all in here as equals! The outside world don't count for f**ing sh*t!

JOHN: Exactly!

Sunshine speaks alone with Josie in the garden about how she would rather have not eaten any.

JOSIE: I'm on my period.. I'm gonna be the hate figure of the house in a minute cos I'm a cow when I'm on my period! I wouldn't worry about it. (Shabby comes out for a smoke) Sunshine reckons she's the hate figure of the house over her crisps. (Sunshine heads back into the house)

SHABBY: She's not my most hated! 

JOSIE: I can see that!

Sunshine hands the packet to Mario and pours the remnants onto his plate. Caoimhe collects the crisps crumbs from the carpet! Sunshine takes a seat beside Dave with a sorry-for-herself look slapped across her skin!

1.16pm, Sunshine and Josie are in the bedroom. Sunshine squeaks 'why would I think I'm better than people?' she stresses that she was always going to share them when they needed them, not last night when they had lots of food. 

BB has provided HM's with a lunch of sandwiches, soft drinks and crisps! They guess that the salad must be Sunshine's; Shabby leaves to take it to her. 

JOSIE: There are certain people in this house that will get weak without food.. I'm not 1 of them, I've got a bit of storage.. but when I see people getting weak because they ain't had no food, I think 'hold on, you've got a packet of crisps in your drawer!'  

Shabby enters with Sunshine's lunch which she extends as a 'peace offering' she's sorry it all kicked off. Sunshine forces the point that last night they weren't 'hungry hungry' as they'd eaten 8 pizzas between them; she'd wanted to save them to brighten up the mood. She considers Nathan to have taken the name remark the wrong way, she had simply meant she had the choice to do that. If she'd wanted she would have eaten them all to herself, but wasn't ever going to do that! Shabby goes along with it and reassures her that she won't be a hate figure. 

1.40pm, BB has provided HM's with football kits for today's England vs Germany penalty shoot out. Ife dashes in OMG-ing about being like a giggling little girl around John because he looks like David Beckham.

IFE: You wait til you see him, Caoimhe! For a split second, you'll think it's David Beckham!

NATHAN: Peckham Smeckham!

(see previous blog about JJJ and Ben in bed together for her giddiness at his gorgeousness!) 

Nathan is absolutely on top of the world in the Diary room as he's loving every second of the task! He's made himself honourary England Captain as he's never ever going to have the chance to represent England at anything. He realises he's a bit too long in the tooth for his rugby career. As small and trivial as it may sound, he is very proud to be English today. 

When BB asks him who his star player will be he definitely thinks it will be John as he's the only football player out of all of them! 'He's the man for the job!' Nathan also mentions that Mario will be mixing it up with his Italian flare. He cites Dynamite Corin as being a tough one to catch as she'll be like a Jack Terrier yapping at the Germans. The Welsh man is not settling so well into the England team but he's their secret weapon. The English team are raring to go 'Germany won't know what hit 'em!' 

2.53pm, for today's task HM's will be taking part in a penalty shoot out against HM's from BB Germany. The HM's will be able to see one another via a live satellite link. The UK HM's will see the German house on a plasma screen beneath the carousel. Each country will take 5 penalties and the winner of the shoot out will be permitted to watch the World Cup game between England and Germany. 

If the shoot out is level after 5 penalties each, HM's will continue to take sudden death penalties until there's a winner. Steve is the UK's team manager. He reads aloud Shakespeare's sonnet from Henry V (Act 3 Scene 1) with patriotic music playing in the background. John is taking deep steady breaths to get himself in the zone; while the rest watch on not really understanding the words. They whoop and cheer enthusiastically afterwards; Nathan wants to win big time. 

JOSIE: None of that made sense to me though. 

The live link switches on so they can greet the Germans. One of the male German HM's flirts that Corin looks like Katie Price, much to her happiness :D Shabby likes the ZER GUHT cross-country flirting! HM's are told to stand and respect the National Anthem, Germans sing first and it is ghastly!

 Germany's answer to JOHNNY JAMES according to Josie and Mario

3.04pm, our National Anthem is played and the HM's sing equally excruciatingly - ears bled!!!  Timo from the German's takes the first kick after the Mansicle of a Matchmaster blows his whistle. He missesssss!! Then John steps up to the spot to bend it like Beckham.. but blows it like Gareth Southgate. He GAHHHHH's and then advises Dave and Nathan not to hit the ball hard as it flies. 

Dave is FIRST to score a gooooooal!!! Marcus, the German John James equalises (even though the ball goes in the hole and back out the way it entered!) Nervous Nathan fails to score - this is met with unanimous NOOOOOO's and groans. The rest of the missed penalties are shown in a montage video, the background music is Dizzee Rascal and James Corden: Shout for England.

 Bristolian bored as bat sh*t!

The misses are continuous on both sides. Josie and John both shout 'for f**ks sake!' on their turn when they fail to score a goal! TOOOOO SIMILAR! Ben does his hilariously camp dainty dolly run up and of COURSE doesn't get anywhere close to a goal! Nathan and John look the most aggrieved at the shoot out. After 33 penalties, Ife is the next HM to take a penalty. If she scores, the UK HM's will have defeated the Germans!

 The tension mounts, the pressure is on, the motion is slow but she shoots, she SCORRRRRRRESSSSS and the crowd goes crazy!!!!!!! 

4.39pm - while in their bed together, Caoimhe tells Shabby that she was really p*ssed off at her earlier because Shabby had made a horrible face at her (when she missed the goal!) Caoimhe had been upset about it for a brief moment but Shabby shouts that she's f**king paranoid! (as she feels she hadn't pulled a face!) Shabby leaves the bed calling Caoimhe a viper! Steve lowers the tone lecherously suggesting Shabby and Caoimhe have some sexual contact to get rid of the tension. 

Caoimhe is thunderstruck when Steve confirms he sees sexual tension between her and Shabby. This makes her want to stay away from Shabby; she heads straight to the room for diary entries to get her concerns off her chest. She is really worried about what Steve said and is absolutely mortified and cringed. She has become very close to Shabby and wants to spend all her time with her but she wants to make it very clear - she DOESN'T fancy her! She doesn't know what to do... 

5.17pm BB asks a super-smiley Ifester if she enjoyed the task today. She loved her wicked penalty shoot out and felt 'well good.. really, really good actually!' There is a deafening silence in the bathroom as Shabby and Caoimhe brush their teeth. They don't say a single word or even cast an glance in the other's direction. Shabby leaves when the Mole comes in. 

Caoimhe confides her woe on Mario. He chuckles at them having a 'lover's tiff'  which irritates Caoimhe. She knows Shabby likes her but she puts it out of her head completely as she doesn't want it to change anything. She is automatically touchy feeling when she gets close to someone as she likes hugging. But she doesn't want everyone in the house thinking she's playing a game with her (never mind Shabby's feelings then!!) Mario doesn't think she is at all but self-admittedly he is too busy chasing Ben!

6.33pm, each week HM's go head to head against a member of the public in You vs the HM. This week Dave has been chosen to take part in the pies in flies challenge. The viewer's attempt is partially played to them on the plasma. 

JOHN: Is there any way that you can put glad wrap around your cods, so that we can eat the apple pies after?  (he agrees to put a few layers on)

7.37pm, Dave has to ensure his flies are undone and the task starts on the sound of the klaxon. Dave is perturbed that he can 'hear' BB laughing! Some of the HM's shout encouragement from the couches. 

JOHN: Go on Davo!! Don't stop just keep going .. Its like you're having a bat! That's it son. Get em all!! 

NATHAN: You'd be a very good shoplifter! 

BB announces the results: Elmer stuffed 33 pies in his flies, but Dave stuffed 38pies in his! The HM's rejoice at their 2nd victory of the day; John is first to hug him :) 

12.01am, the HM's sing Happy Birthday to Stevo and dance on the sofas. They do 3 cheers of hip hip hooray and then Corin kills 'For he's a jolly good fellow!' He is heaped on with hugs and love :) 

In the bedroom (straight after the singing) Nathan checks up on Josie. 

NATHAN: Are you going to sleep now, babes? 

JOSIE: Yeah. (Nathan hugs her and kisses her cheek)

NATHAN: Night night, darlin'! 

JOSIE: (not her usual bubbly self) Night love!  

Steve speaks to Dave about turning 41 'just think, I could have been wiped out at 19!' He feels blessed to have 8 lovely kids and 2grandchildren. Dave is proud of him 'you're a hero!' Steve can't wait until tomorrow to watch the football match 'I'll never forget this one, will I? Birthday in the Big Brother house!' 

1.14am, most of the HM's are in the bedroom. JJJ are in her double bed whispering closely to each other.

JOSIE: Do you know what I've been thinking? Imagine if they dropped a new girl in! I think I'd get a bit jealous!  

JOHN: A what? 

JOSIE: Imagine if like they dropped another girl in.. think I'd get a bit jealous. 

JOHN: Would you get jealous? (Smiling) 

JOSIE: Little bit. 

JOHN: Aww, I wouldn't leave you, Jose! (rubs her softly) 

JOSIE: Oh thanks, love.

Out at the smoker's bench, Caoimhe confesses she used to have crushes on boys but they never liked her. She thinks she started looking pretty at 17/18 as she started straightening her hair and putting on make up. She was happy to leave school behind, start college and get a boyfriend. 

Dave stretches sleepily in the nest! Then scares them as he exits as they had forgotten anyone was in there, thinking everyone was in bed. All 3 of them are buzzing, Shabby apologises if she was weird with him last night and that morning. Dave understands as they all connect with different people and he knows that Govan leaving was worst case scenario for a lot of them, but for him, Ben and Mario it was good. 

Dave doesn't feel badly towards her but Shabby had been totally p*ssed off with his comment in the bathroom. Dave justifies that it was just a joke and it's just the way he talks. He's glad they have spoken about it now; Shabby wanted to wait until her mood swing went away before talking to him as she probably would have said things she'd regret.