JOHN: (returns to Josie's side still eager to find out if she'd been saying lovely things about him in the Diary room) Tell me what you said!
JOSIE: You'll see when you get out!
JOHN: (Giggles, then flirtatiously) Are you saying I'm going next week? (Josie protests 'no!') Is that what you're saying?
Josie is adamant she means in a couple of months.
JOSIE: Or however long we're here .. however long they keep your moody bo****ks in the house, I don't know!
JOHN: (asserts) I'm not a moody man! (Yes, you are sometimes Mr Parton!!)
JOSIE: You ARE!!
John confronts Govan on whether he is p***ed off with him but Govan frowns and says he's not. John thought he'd been avoiding him 'after all that sh*t!' Govan says that he hasn't and they are both his friends and he's not a child; he does not agree with John's opinion but believes he has the right to it.
It makes me sad to see formerly good friends on twitter falling out over all this crap just for having different opinions. Why can't we just respect that we all have different thoughts and be kind and civil? John and Josie are the ones who brought us all together in the first place, after all. I won't let them rip us apart!
Josie pipes up 'I think it's stemmed from your childhood.' Govan hushes her in the middle of his serious speaking.
JOHN: (mishears Josie) What? You think I'm a child?
Recently, both John and Josie have fired that the other needs to grow up .. yet, without acknowledging their own moments of childishness post-break. Most adults tend to be prone to immaturity after break ups get particularly nasty and resort to juvenile jibes and behaviour that you would expect from a baby! Why should anyone expect John and Josie to handle theirs with class, tact and maturity?
Josie repeats her comment and Govan guarantees that he is still John's mate. Gov had told someone not to exasperate the situation as it had made things 10 times worse. He didn't see why she (so the suspect is female!) had to come to John.
TOO many meddlers and interfering busy bodies have become involved in the mess .. instead of helping relations they contributed to making everything 100 times worse than it probably would have been if twitter didn't exist!! Without all the crap, John and Josie potentially could have been friends again a long time ago. But NO some people take it upon themselves to doll out unwanted advice, to stick their nose in and stir up more hate for both parties (though perhaps unintentionally!) .. YES, some of their relationship may have been played out before our eyes and we have opinions about it - doesn't mean our opinions need to be thrust down the throat of John or Josie!
JOSIE: (banters) John you need to cream yourself up a bit, love!
JOHN: (takes it with good humour) Yeah. It's getting a bit dry isn't it?
Govan confirms that he's not annoyed but doesn't like people coming in like that. A wolf whistle pierces the room which appears to be directed at Josie so was most likely from Nathan .. as Govan and John are talking at the time.
Govan had sensed the episode of enmity was inevitable as he could see John raging.
JOHN: You know what comments p**s me off!
Govan had poked Josie to alert her attention to John's approaching angry acrimony but she'd been oblivious to it.
JOHN: Did I just fire?
GOVAN: Yeah .. you just lost it!
On numerous occasions, we have been onlookers observing John and Josie fire (from blank-point range!) and the burning hot hurt and fury burns and bubbles up like molten lava. Then it tends to extinguish (mostly) quicker than a lit match in a bucket of ice .. though some embers continue to flicker. Surely, they knew which comments could p**s the other off? Did they use this type of comments deliberately knowing they could invoke such reactions? That they had the power to make their partner 'lose it'?
Big Brother calls Caoimhe to come to the Diary room which annoys John. He stands up to yell at the camera 'what? Why don't I get a shot? Why does everyone get in before me?' (as they keep calling other HM's in before him when he had been waiting)
JOHN: And just for that I'm not even gonna bother telling her .. so you can go get her yourself, cos I'm not doing that! I'm not waiting out the front for half an hour .. nuh, NUH! And that's just too bad!
Josie's favourite BB is the one bringing HM's into the Diary room for a bum spanking! Even though he'd told Josie, that her word could have caused offence.JOSIE: What to my family?Govan tells her that the connotations stretch further, to other people and asks if her Mum is Irish. She says she'll explain what her Mum is when they get out (of a travelling background?) When Caoimhe comes out, Govan guffaws that she's 'in for it!' Long SC. John only wants to get in the Diary room to ask for his shaver.
JOSIE: I can't believe how much they let you get away with!JOHN: Are they just gonna let me walk around like this or what? (unshaven) what do you mean how much they let me get away with? If I'm ringing the doorbell, you answer the door!!
Josie is disappointed that she 'won' the task 'and they won't even claim me as the winner .. as the rightful winner!' Govan grunts disbelief that she's still going on about that as John reminds her she wasn't the winner, Dave was!
JOSIE: (not having it!) No, listen to this, yeah .. they said eat EVERYTHING on your plate.. everything!JOHN: Yeah but Dave won though. They said the winner is Dave and he gave a little dance!
Govan also feels Dave was an undeserving champion as he hadn't gobbled down all the food on his plate. John agrees but they had announced Dave as the winner. Josie feels cheated as she had eaten everything including the skin of the lime and Dave had not!
JOSIE: Dave didn't eat the skin of the lime!
JOHN: They did declare him the winner though, you know that don't ya?
JOSIE: They declared him the winner but they're WRONG!
JOHN: (cracks up with laughter and takes delight informing her) So you got no prize to collect, honey!
Dave was shocked at how well Josie was doing in the task but finds it hilarious that 'Wales beats England again!' Josie was worried that they might disqualify her if she hadn't eaten the skin.
JOSIE: I put my heart and soul in that! I was the rightful winner!
Dave says there's no denying that. John complains 'ahhhh, good work Caoimhe! You can't even close the door properly .. now I'm gonna have to wait forever!' Dave declares that everyone knows you don't eat the skin of a kiwi fruit or lime.
JOSIE: (Boasts) I nearly ate the plate! (G
ovan concurs that technically she had eaten everything, as asked. Josie thinks BB should present her with a prize (ad break)
Govan, Shabby, Ife and Josie are in the bathroom.
JOSIE: I can't stop flirting with everyone! At home, I'm like one of the lads, but in here I've got loads of husbands!(
Shabs doesn't think she flirts with Govan. Govan blames this on them being married)
You don't flirt with your husband … I do flirt with John James though!
Shabby reckons this is because she wants to *makes clicking noises with her tongue suggestive of sex*
Shabby asks if Josie is quite dirty but Josie uses her Aunt's bath facilities but she isn't one 'for having a shower every 2 minutes!' They think it's okay so long as 'you wetwipe your bits!' Josie realises she hasn't even put the plug in the bath as the water wasn't filling!! Govan laughs that she's a 'f**king moron!'
Shabby is a bit scared that tomorrow could be her last night. Josie just hopes the edits have been true to Shabby and not only shown her tantrums.
Josie felt she looked like a child in the Diary room (when they wouldn't divulge something to her) and had sighed huffily.
SHABBY: Well they infuriate you until you end up acting like a child! They basically treat you like a child anyway.
IFE: So we act like children!
Could this be some small justification for why John and Josie have acted like children? In that, the other had infuriated them SO much they reverted to child-like conduct..
Govan leaves the bathroom with Ife and Shabby speaking about how he finds it hard to let go of grudges but isn't full of hate. He just can't trust those who may cut short other people's opportunities because of their own game playing. They go for a smoke in the garden and speak of SOCKS!
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