Govan, Ife and Shabby join JJJ in the bathroom. Josie is frightened to step foot anywhere in the house as there are 4 spiders on the loose!!! EEEK!!
JOHN: (Lying down watching his woman wash in the tub) You didn't even see the third one in the toilet!
JOSIE: It was just about to run into my mouth!
John promises they'll win their (his and Ife's) part of the task tomorrow. Shabby then wants the £50 to be spent on alcohol and Josie asks for hair dye.
JOHN: (scoffs) You're not getting any hair dye! (Josie persists that she IS) No you're not! I'm not getting in a rubbish bin so that you can get alco..hair dye!!
Ife guesses it will only be to win 50 pounds and that they could split it between the HM's for luxuries. Though she does suspect that hair dye may cost £50 or something ridiculous as a disposable camera is £100 on the shopping list! John, ever the chivalrous gentleman, who would do ANYTHING for his Jose, offers Josie her his £5 to get hair dye. Josie thanks him.
JOHN: (so so so sweetly) That's alright!
Josie can't understand why anyone would spend £100 on a disposable camera from the shopping list 'it's being filmed 24/7!!' Ife's alternative is sky-plusing it, pressing pause and then taking a photo with their phone :D
Man, you and Josie could BOTH be vocal! They knew how to go, don't you worry!!
JOHN: I don't think you would go.. (WRONG! She showed you how hard she could go)
JOSIE: Not in here I wouldn't .. I'd try not to.
JOHN: I would go, but no one wants to go me!
JOSIE: Yeah I know .. because .. you're just cruising for an argument, aren't you? Is that what you're doing? Do you just want to have a row?
JOHN: No. I'm not a row-y sort of man!
You can be a row-y sort of man, Johnny!! Josie can be a row-y sort of woman too!
JOSIE: But really what you should have done is started hating me.. cos I'd have given you a row! (Govan slinks in to share the tub)
JOHN: I called you Lobey Lobes for about 10 day straight and you didn't do nothin'!
JOSIE: I've got a sense of humour, that's why.
JOHN: I do too.
JOSIE: Yeah, I know that. You wouldn't be our mate otherwise.
JOHN: The camera wants in on this! (noticed the camera has swivelled round to zoom in on the bath action)
Do most of you think they hate each other now? I don't think they hate each other .. I think they would like to hate each but I don't believe they do/can/will. I think they both hate things the other has said and done. Clearly, they don't like each other very much.. which is pretty standard in such an intense break up - I don't know if they will hold on to such angry feelings for each other .. not forever. Hopefully it will dispel into indifference at the very least as that is not AS self-harmful. Over time I do think they could regain some form of friendship .. it's a case of whether that's what they want and if they are willing to take any steps to let each other back into their lives by offering some olive branch??
Govan warns the cameras to f**k off as he doesn't want his belly on telly! Josie wonders if anyone is watching as she feels really self-conscious now and tries to conceal her body with the towel/flannel.
JOSIE: You'd have thought the simple fact that I was gonna be on TV, I'd have made a bit more effort with myself.
JOHN: You know what irritates me .. you play dumb, but you knew exactly what she says ..
GOVAN: That'll make you mad?
JOHN: Yes, so you know what I'm talking about .. you just choose to ignore it and that's fine. Cos you looked at me straightaway .. and as soon as she started talking, you knew that I was gonna erupt (Govan is distracted with Josie) .. you listen when I speak, Govan! (Govan blames Josie 'it's HER!!') Stop interrupting my conver.. are you trying to make me look like an idiot on telly?
JOSIE: No, never! (She spots something on John's body and ewwwws) You need to have a bath!
John wants her to help fix whatever it is that she has seen. Then wants to get back to his discussion with Govan which annoys Josie as she yells 'why do you care so much?' John jokes for her not to listen.
JOSIE : I've never known someone who doesn't like someone go about them so much! (John holds a finger up to shush her from the interruptions so he is able to hear the advice Govan is shelling out)
Same applies for you and John again this past (almost) year - you constantly say you don't care or like each other any more but have both mentioned, spoke about, tweeted about, been interviewed about each other over and over!! Hmmmph! If you truly do not like each other or care even a little bit for the other, then say NOTHING about each other at all!
Govan suggests that John comes to him or Josie to have a vent if Rachael makes him that mad 'but don't take it out on her, as not only is it really unfair .. as it really upsets her but also .. I know you're not bothered .. it makes you look like a different type of guy .. not the guy that you are .. you're just honest and real .. you're not a complete prick!'
Some of their comments have been so forthright that it does give the wrong impression of them as people – neither are malicious or evil. They are just two proud, straight-talking humans who have hurt each others hearts. Some people need to go easier on them and remember how they felt through an acrimonious break up. Maybe they aren't bothered about people changing their opinions about them as they think they are just being honest. John isn't an utter prick and Josie isn't a complete cow but they are both capable of being prick-ish or cow-like because of the way the other has treated them.
JOSIE: Whatttt? (pretending that she doesn't believe Govan's last statement)
JOHN: Who do you think you are??
Govan informs John that Rachael didn't think it was only directed at her, and he'd let her carry on believing this as he did not think she needed to know. John didn't hear anyone other than Rachael at the table having the conversation.
JOHN: Who was the one that said – (imitates scornfully)'how am I ever going to leave the Big Brother house after this .. how can I ever go back to my normal life?' who was the one that said that?!
GOVAN: (Gasps) But that was you being a biatch!!
JOSIE: But you don't ever tell your true feelings to Big Brother, do you?
JOHN: Nah, she is very good looking .. but that doesn't mean she can f**k people off!
GOVAN: You're into her, John .. you might not like her but ..
John hopes they remember this conflict when they get out and see all his Diary room entries.
JOHN: So because she's good-looking that automatically makes me into her?
JOSIE: Yeah, cos you're telling me I don't know blokes! OMG .. I'm turning into John James!! :D
John says he'll wait and see what happens tomorrow. Govan hadn't liked how everyone had seemed to get involved, which John didn't realise.
This always seems to be the way with JJJ.. if it hadn't been for the interference of so many outsiders they may have had a chance of salvaging a friendship, at least, by now.
JOHN: Corin's lucky she apologised.. she was about to cop it! (Ad break)
Govan lets John know that Rachael doesn't want him to hate her. 'She wants you to like her .. she likes you for whatever reason.' (essentially, she liked him for the way he looked as he didn't exactly treat her very kindly) John doesn't get WHY she likes him 'you think I'm being harsh, don't you?'
JOSIE: Basically, Rachael likes you and you've just shown her right up on TV!
John laughs and asks how he's shown Rach right up. Josie clarifies it is because Rachael fancies him and he's said he hates her.
Govan imparts more pearls of wisdom 'be true to yourself and they can't call you for that!' Those on twitter can and do everrrrryday - nothing will ever stop them no matter what John or Josie do or say. That was an unintentional rhyming sentence!
John promises they'll win their (his and Ife's) part of the task tomorrow. Shabby then wants the £50 to be spent on alcohol and Josie asks for hair dye.
JOHN: (scoffs) You're not getting any hair dye! (Josie persists that she IS) No you're not! I'm not getting in a rubbish bin so that you can get alco..hair dye!!
Ife guesses it will only be to win 50 pounds and that they could split it between the HM's for luxuries. Though she does suspect that hair dye may cost £50 or something ridiculous as a disposable camera is £100 on the shopping list! John, ever the chivalrous gentleman, who would do ANYTHING for his Jose, offers Josie her his £5 to get hair dye. Josie thanks him.
JOHN: (so so so sweetly) That's alright!
Josie can't understand why anyone would spend £100 on a disposable camera from the shopping list 'it's being filmed 24/7!!' Ife's alternative is sky-plusing it, pressing pause and then taking a photo with their phone :D
John reckons he and Ife will go alright tomorrow and thinks it will be fun.Ife is worried about the questions and Josie is so hot she's about to pass out! Their game plan: not to overthink it, just choose the obvious and then they WILL win and get their clothes back.
JOHN: (After Ife skips out) I love Ife!!
Josie wants to take Ife home with her,John makes out that he's not happy Govan had a go at her and sticks his nose up. HUH? Govan maintains he hadn't shouted at her just had his say .. though over what, I know not!!
JOHN: Me and you are very similar .. I think I'm a little more vocal! Man, you and Josie could BOTH be vocal! They knew how to go, don't you worry!!
JOHN: I don't think you would go.. (WRONG! She showed you how hard she could go)
JOSIE: Not in here I wouldn't .. I'd try not to.
JOHN: I would go, but no one wants to go me!
JOSIE: Yeah I know .. because .. you're just cruising for an argument, aren't you? Is that what you're doing? Do you just want to have a row?
You can be a row-y sort of man, Johnny!! Josie can be a row-y sort of woman too!
JOSIE: But really what you should have done is started hating me.. cos I'd have given you a row! (Govan slinks in to share the tub)
JOHN: I called you Lobey Lobes for about 10 day straight and you didn't do nothin'!
JOSIE: I've got a sense of humour, that's why.
JOHN: I do too.
JOSIE: Yeah, I know that. You wouldn't be our mate otherwise.
JOHN: The camera wants in on this! (noticed the camera has swivelled round to zoom in on the bath action)
Do most of you think they hate each other now? I don't think they hate each other .. I think they would like to hate each but I don't believe they do/can/will. I think they both hate things the other has said and done. Clearly, they don't like each other very much.. which is pretty standard in such an intense break up - I don't know if they will hold on to such angry feelings for each other .. not forever. Hopefully it will dispel into indifference at the very least as that is not AS self-harmful. Over time I do think they could regain some form of friendship .. it's a case of whether that's what they want and if they are willing to take any steps to let each other back into their lives by offering some olive branch??
Govan warns the cameras to f**k off as he doesn't want his belly on telly! Josie wonders if anyone is watching as she feels really self-conscious now and tries to conceal her body with the towel/flannel.
JOSIE: You'd have thought the simple fact that I was gonna be on TV, I'd have made a bit more effort with myself.
JOHN: You know what irritates me .. you play dumb, but you knew exactly what she says ..
GOVAN: That'll make you mad?
JOHN: Yes, so you know what I'm talking about .. you just choose to ignore it and that's fine. Cos you looked at me straightaway .. and as soon as she started talking, you knew that I was gonna erupt (Govan is distracted with Josie) .. you listen when I speak, Govan! (Govan blames Josie 'it's HER!!') Stop interrupting my conver.. are you trying to make me look like an idiot on telly?
JOSIE: No, never! (She spots something on John's body and ewwwws) You need to have a bath!
John wants her to help fix whatever it is that she has seen. Then wants to get back to his discussion with Govan which annoys Josie as she yells 'why do you care so much?' John jokes for her not to listen.
JOSIE : I've never known someone who doesn't like someone go about them so much! (John holds a finger up to shush her from the interruptions so he is able to hear the advice Govan is shelling out)
Same applies for you and John again this past (almost) year - you constantly say you don't care or like each other any more but have both mentioned, spoke about, tweeted about, been interviewed about each other over and over!! Hmmmph! If you truly do not like each other or care even a little bit for the other, then say NOTHING about each other at all!
Govan suggests that John comes to him or Josie to have a vent if Rachael makes him that mad 'but don't take it out on her, as not only is it really unfair .. as it really upsets her but also .. I know you're not bothered .. it makes you look like a different type of guy .. not the guy that you are .. you're just honest and real .. you're not a complete prick!'
Some of their comments have been so forthright that it does give the wrong impression of them as people – neither are malicious or evil. They are just two proud, straight-talking humans who have hurt each others hearts. Some people need to go easier on them and remember how they felt through an acrimonious break up. Maybe they aren't bothered about people changing their opinions about them as they think they are just being honest. John isn't an utter prick and Josie isn't a complete cow but they are both capable of being prick-ish or cow-like because of the way the other has treated them.
JOSIE: Whatttt? (pretending that she doesn't believe Govan's last statement)
JOHN: Who do you think you are??
Govan informs John that Rachael didn't think it was only directed at her, and he'd let her carry on believing this as he did not think she needed to know. John didn't hear anyone other than Rachael at the table having the conversation.
JOHN: Who was the one that said – (imitates scornfully)'how am I ever going to leave the Big Brother house after this .. how can I ever go back to my normal life?' who was the one that said that?!
JOSIE: But you don't ever tell your true feelings to Big Brother, do you?
JOHN: Nah, she is very good looking .. but that doesn't mean she can f**k people off!
GOVAN: You're into her, John .. you might not like her but ..
John hopes they remember this conflict when they get out and see all his Diary room entries.
JOHN: So because she's good-looking that automatically makes me into her?
JOSIE: No because you hate her so much! You're paying a lot of attention to someone you don't like! (sound familiar??)
GOVAN: She should be insignificant, really!!
Lots of the loyettes take great delight in crowing over how insignificant Josie now is to John
and his life.. yet if this were really so, why would he be following what she says and does
STILL? Nearly a year on, your ex partner supposedly should hold no significance to you.. but
they DO and maybe always will as you once loved them so much.
JOSIE: Think about it!
GOVAN: No offence Josie, but you're a girl you don't know what you're talking about. (Josie insists that she f**king does as she's more of a man than he is!) That doesn't take a lot!
JOSIE: I bet you don't know blokes better than I do.. got 5 brothers, yeah .. 2 best male friends ..
Govan winds her up about being rude 'if we weren't mates, I'd have really laid into you!'JOSIE: Yeah, cos you're telling me I don't know blokes! OMG .. I'm turning into John James!! :D
John says he'll wait and see what happens tomorrow. Govan hadn't liked how everyone had seemed to get involved, which John didn't realise.
This always seems to be the way with JJJ.. if it hadn't been for the interference of so many outsiders they may have had a chance of salvaging a friendship, at least, by now.
JOHN: Corin's lucky she apologised.. she was about to cop it! (Ad break)
Govan lets John know that Rachael doesn't want him to hate her. 'She wants you to like her .. she likes you for whatever reason.' (essentially, she liked him for the way he looked as he didn't exactly treat her very kindly) John doesn't get WHY she likes him 'you think I'm being harsh, don't you?'
JOSIE: Basically, Rachael likes you and you've just shown her right up on TV!
John laughs and asks how he's shown Rach right up. Josie clarifies it is because Rachael fancies him and he's said he hates her.
Govan imparts more pearls of wisdom 'be true to yourself and they can't call you for that!' Those on twitter can and do everrrrryday - nothing will ever stop them no matter what John or Josie do or say. That was an unintentional rhyming sentence!