Live night 14 - 3rd and final part :)

JOSIE: (taunts teasingly) You can't catch my harder ones, John!

JOHN: (Banters back) Oh, shut up!

The smile barely wipes away from John's face (only when the ball comes hurtling towards his face after Josie's mighty chuck.. causing John to duck!) the entire time he plays the game with her. Beautiful to watch :) *sadly sighs* It makes it all the more glaringly H'OBVIOUS that.. no matter what he said to the contrary, he WAS already into her at this point. #WEKNOW!

Josie wishes they had tennis and John agrees "that would be good!" Govan tells them to give it some gusto but Josie is unsure what that is so has to ask. John laughs at Josie's move (off screen) and loves how she does that. 

JOHN: Who've you seen do that? (she had watched this on baseball!) The Sandlot Kids?" (He really IS a fan of that film!!) 
GOVAN: (Starts doing an impression of BB) This is Big Brother.. 

NATHAN: (Cuts in) Would Josie learn how to throw? (they laugh)

JOSIE: (Takes the mick in a funny voice) Careful with the the fixtures and fittings, John! (wanting John to pick the ball up) It's more over your side, John! 

Nathan, Govan, Caoimhe and Shabby are all at the sofas watching now as they laugh. They begin with their chorus of orgasmic oooh's and ahh's - Nathan compares their spectatorship to "being in a really sh-t orgy!" Shabby tries harmonising with her oooh's after Govan establishes they need to get a rhythm going. 

John wipes the sweat from his brow as they go on and on distracting them from their play and making the J's bashful. John thinks they were really good before they came along Josie is annoyed that they are putting her off (as she keeps dropping the ball!) 

GOVAN: You're ruining our flo', yo!

SHABBY: Can you concentrate cos we're really enjoying this?

They keep cranking up the oooooooooooooooh's up and telling JJJ they want to climax! John and Josie continue to banter throughout, trying to ignore the tune of the climaxing childish clowns on the couches :D 

JOSIE: John, why are you throwing really sh*t throws? 

JOHN: Don't blame it on the throw!

John accidentally lobs one towards Caoimhe so Govan berates him in an Irish accent 'there's no need to throw it at Caoimhe like that! It's out of order!' Ife is at the sofas too as the sexual sounds go on and onnnnn! Govan titles the game 'climax catch' and Nathan notes that John and Josie have lost their rhythm.

Shabby cheekily checks with John if Josie was any good at this before. John says she was but Govan asks why they don't stand closer as it might make it easier. Josie again acknowledges "I was! But your oooh-ing and aaah-ing is putting me off!" Nathan crudely comments "it's getting me off! I've lost my lob on now!”  

Close up of a moth, for no apparent reason! Josie swaps for a larger-sized sock to continue the game. Caoimhe doesn't look particularly enthralled being a bystander but soon recommences with the ooohing and aahing! 

JOSIE: (After SC) Nearly there, baby! John just doesn't wanna make you.. make you um.. bust a nut!

CAOIMHE: (Crows) I thought you came in 15 seconds, John!

JOHN: (plays along with good humour) Yeah, I know I'm trying to get there.. Josie's not .. 

The ooh's and aah's return after Josie asks where they are. They had stopped as they thought they were putting her off. 

JOSIE: I want you to bust nuts now, come on! (They begin to throw the sock back and forth more quickly and ferociously. Govan and Caoimhe tell Josie she is a 'selfish lover' when she drops the ball as they'd nearly .. Got there! ;) 

JOSIE: What you talking about? You just pulled out!(John's face is a picture of amused shock!)

MARIO: (Suggestively suggests) John, get your penis closer to Josie! (Which is met with stunned silence but no objections) 

Josie thinks she is getting 'sh--ter!' And realises "you just can't be bothered now can you, John?" Govan moans "mmm sock it to me!!" Long SC due to HM's singing. (Ad break)

Out in the garden, Nathan and Shabs chide the cameras 'you won't get any footage out of me only tiredness and flatulence!' shortly after his smoke he says good night to those outside and has to make his way to bed by crossing JJJ's footy game!

JOHN: (Exhorts Nathan) watch out she doesn't wanna lose!

JOSIE: I've saved 1 haven't I? (In the penalty shoot out , out of 3 kicks)

JOHN: (Giggles) Is Nate still watching or has he gone? (Why should he care about that?)

Josie does comedic run ups when she is trying to shoot against goalie John. She asks again "how many did I save?" John answers "1!" They both laugh at how seriously she is taking her shooting! She groans when she misses and pulls up the collar of John's hoody she's wearing. John giggles "I love how you look! You're trying to be a trickster!" Josie uuuuugrrrrhs when she loses "you've won haven't you?" John simply states "yeah!" They laugh at her sore loser-ness.

JOHN: Right, let's go! Are you going to bed? (Josie is not)

John seems to go into the bedroom and Josie walks in the opposite direction. Govan goes to the Diary room and we watch Caoimhe cleanse her face. Josie comes into the bathroom and asks if Govan has gone to bed. 

SHABBY: We are being good ones tonight!

In the corner of the screen, Govan can be seen laughing hysterically! He giggles that ONLY Josie would sit there and carry on chatting, while any normal person would be HORRIFIED! (As he had walked in on her on the toilet!)

Josie calls him back in to ask 'what do you think you're doing???' In the bedroom, John and Mario are whispering in their double bed. All I can make out, is Mario telling John that he has quite a good emotional thermometer. 

Josie appears wearing only a towel and announces how she thinks she's got to start putting more clothes on. Shabby asks why? 

JOSIE: Cos I keep flashing everyone!

SHABBY: That's fine!! :) I've seen your t*ts like twice today!

JOSIE: I knowww! I'm getting lazy!

Govan tells those in the bathroom that it annoys him how (when he's in the Diary room) BB turn the green light on him.. and it's happened to him more than once! When he thinks it is common courtesy to say goodbye. Shabby empathises that BB make you feel so horrible sometimes or like 'the most boring b*stard in the world!' They make Govan feel like they hate them which makes him nervous to meet them. 

GOVAN: Do they hold some open disdain for us? 

Josie thinks they ought to be more open and friendly 'cos then we're more likely to spill more beans!!' Shabby thinks the ladies are usually better than the male BB's but it was a woman that had turfed Govan out!!

Josie reckons she's losing her Bristol accent a little bit as there are so many accents in the house. When she spends the weekend with her mate in London she comes back saying 'awright?' having picked up the Cockney twang.  Shabby has also found herself speaking with a West Country accent at times in there.

As Josie removes her make up, Govan asks if she is naked under her towel, the answer is affirmative. He oooh's that she shouldn't tell him that as he'll pull it off! They plan to look after Nathan, who is feeling very rough, as he has looked after them. He thinks he may be getting a chest infection; they consider that they may have to start fixing their own meals. Josie doesn't mind cooking as she quite enjoys it. 

John, Mario and Caoimhe are huddled around Ife's single bed in the dark checking she is okay after she had woken up frightened. 

JOHN: Are you alright now? Goodnight Ife.. Are you sure you're alright?(She is so they trundle off to their beds) that scared the F**K out of me!!

Mario feels the need to mention to Ife that her ordeal had sounded like she was having an orgasm! Back in the bathroom, Josie laments that she'd love a bit of hair dye! 

Caoimhe comes into the bathroom and tells all about Ife's nightmare. Turns out Ife had yelled 'I DON'T BELIEVE IT!' Then told them, 'oh my gosh, listen to my dream, there's people around me.. people around me.. and I didn't know them! Other housemates! Other housemates! (SC)

In the Bedroom - John and Mario chat again after he's completed his nightly creaming regime. Then Dave goes over to their double as it had frightened the life out of him! John didn't know what the f**k had happened!! Dave explains how Ife was totally oblivious to what was going on (Freaky deaky!) 

Josie announces to the bathroom-ites “I'm gonna go and take my ugly ass to bed!!

I know this is her joking, but still her insecurities are screaming out and every time she made a comment such as this it made me so sad for her :(

JOHN: (Dripping with sarcasm, after SC when Shabby uses bedroom toilet) I love how my thong (flipflop) just gets used (as a door stop!) 

Josie comes by and John and her use their line on each other "who do you think you are?" John says how Ife just had a dream. Govan makes a remark about whether she is naked.. 

JOSIE: (Yelps in pain off screen) AHHHHhh my mics caught on my nipple!! (They all laugh) that really hurt!

JOHN: Only YOU that would happen to! I knew a girl that could put CD's on her nipples!

JOSIE: (Claims) Yeah I can!

JOHN: (impressed) Can ya? Have you got big nipples then?! (Cheeky little git! Trying to find out the vital stats) 

JOSIE: Don't have a wet dream about it!

JOHN: I'll try not to! (Mario brags that he has seen Josie's nipples, which quickly catches John's fullest attention as he exclaims with excitement) Have ya? Really?!

MARIO: (Describes) Their like wine gums!

JOHN: (JJJ laugh) And Govan's seen the front end!! (No need to be envious, Johnny .. you got to see EVERYYYYYYTHING in the end!!)

JOSIE: (Holds her hands up to it) I've got a bit lazy, aint I?

MARIO: Have you seen Josie's Minnie Mouse?

JOHN: (Jokes) Robin Hood's not gonna come galloping out of there, is he?

JOSIE: Robin Hood?

JOHN: I'm only joking! (he tells Govan to watch his eyes, while he uses John's face cream as it will sting!)

Govan had seen the cream advertised on late night TV with Lindsay Lohan! Sadly, we can't hear much else because the cameras zoom over to Caoimhe and Shabby, discussing how she showers as a squatter!

Later we spot Josie in the closet and Big Brother makes an announcement which is sound cut. John has got out of bed, walks across the room and performs a little dance beside a robed Josie. He shakes his little bum, wiggles his hips and waves his arms in the air! This puts a smile on Josie's face :) 

Because John is so transfixed staring at Josie, he stumbles as he tries to open the toilet door! ;) Josie was the person called to the Diary room; as she makes her way there, John makes a comment about her nipple being wrapped around the mic wire! 

Josie has been allowed out of the Diary room and returns to the bedroom. 

JOHN: Did you get in trouble?

Josie admits she had but we don't find out why because the sound is cut. John describes the bedroom as being too hot. Josie adds that it smells but they can't open any windows! 

JOHN: (copies her sentence about the windows) Who do they think they are?!

As Shabby and (nose-picking)Caoimhe dream up their ideal interior designs for a home, complete with leopard print bean bags(!!) Nathan arises. 

NATHAN: Can you try and whisper, darlin'? I've got a bangin' f**king headache!

Treated to some tiny shots of Josie and Govan in bed. Then of John and Mario whispering in their double about how John really wants to go out with the people 'from here.. we'll be able to do heaps of that sh*t once the series is over. Do you know what I mean? We'll have like a finale party and sh*t like that!' he thinks it should be good.

Mario asks if he can visit John in Australia, John replies 'of course, man!' 

John asks Mario if he really doesn't have a British passport (which Mario does not!) John didn't think a Housemate would be eligible for BB unless they had a British one. Mario reminds him that the previous series had a Russian HM (Angel) and BB9 had Kat from Thailand (as well as Sara Folino from Melbourne, Australia) John thinks Kat spent some time in the Australian house too. 

Mario thinks it is pretty cool that John has both British and Australian citizenship (because John was born in Australia) 

JOHN: Some people might think I'm British.. some might not.. but I don't really care. 

Josie and Govan have settled down to sleep. The bedroom is now relatively quiet, except for Mario and John who are still awake and chatting together. Live feed draws to a conclusion.