LIVE FEED NIGHT 1 (part 3)

*John again attempts to be let into the Diary room when Steve reminds him there is a queue already. John tells him that he 

doesn't think BB like him! And shows compassion for Mario as he voices how bad he feels for him and that he would  swap 

places with him and become the mole. He thinks Mario comes across as a really nice bloke.

*John is pleased Mario has taken to the role in such good spirits as there would have been people stropping 'I'M NOT 

GOING IN THE MOLE HOLE!!' .. they would have full piped up! But he's just so grateful to be here.'

*Not knowing the true way Mario was selected he wonders why 'you' to be put in that position. Mario makes out it may be 

because he emphasised how important comfort was to him.

*John explains to Steve about how you wouldn't be able to tell what part of Australia a person was from by their accent 

(you couldn't say 'oh, you're from Sydney' or Melbourne) as they all sound so similar. Then goes on to say how it was 

different in the UK as they are able to tell where a person comes from and as an example says 'oh, you're from 

 Southampton?' (which put a smile on my dial as that's where I'm from!!!!) He seems to find this impressive as 'in 

Australia, you'd never ever pick it! We're all across the borders, exactly the same'  (Picture below picked 

purely because of Caoimhe's facial expression!)

*Then Caoimhe educates him on how the Republic of Ireland is not part of the UK. John asks if Northern Ireland and 

Ireland have a separate football team; to which Caoimhe chortles as she doesn't have a clue! He's also curious as to 

whether they'd be able to watch BB in Ireland.  

JOHN: I don't know much about the Northern Ireland and  Ireland stuff.  

She expresses near disgust when he questions if she'd ever call herself British. One of the guy's in John's  group for lock down 

was Irish and had done him some of them refer to Ireland as part of the UK. Caoimhe calls that 'bullsh-t' and how she will  

'get angry' and has to make it crystal clear that 'the Republic has NOTHING to do with the UK.'

*Ife makes it known that John's been 'wasting all his time, moaning' while waiting for the Diary room as they have to 

return their suitcases that night. 

JOHN: But, by tonight? It's technically the next day so that means I can hang onto it ..  

Govan forewarns that they might be punished. John is too busy joking with the camera 'can't see me, sucker!' as he lays 

down with his legs in the air!

*Ife asserts that John is 'winding them (BB) up!'  John counters 'They said in the contract we can go to the Diary 

room whenever we want. They didn't tell me I'd have to sleep out the front!' John continues to waggle his legs 

while Nathan joins him on the carpet. John speaks about needing a snuggie! Ife can't be bothered to wait so orders John to 

get her when the door opens (so she can use it before him and not have to wait around for it) This doesn't  sit too pretty 

with John 'Oh, so I'll just sit here looking like a Stooge! Then come running to get you!' John relents and was 

only joking with Ife. All he wants to know is whether they have to return their cases 100% to BB that night or not as 

no-one knows. He's exasperated that everyone was talking through the announcement so he wasn't sure what the 

decision was. 'I don't wanna go in the Diary room.. I don't care about your chair!!' 

"No, don't get the cameras on me that's not part of the deal!!! So you know I'm here, cos there's someone 

controlling that! So just answer the question!" The Monk man is now by his side on the floor chuckling like a 

chimp. John conceals his face with his legs then kicks them about 'gettin' real annoyed now, eh? .. have you got 

an extra snuggie that I can have? I want a wizard outfit, so I can wizard it up every 5 minutes!'

*John resorts to bargaining tactics with BB 'Alright, this is the deal I'm making and it's my final offer .. if you 

don't tell me in 10 seconds, if you want that treasure chest back or not tonight, you're not getting it back 

until I've finished with it! I will countdown .. (Dave joins in proceeds to count backwards from 10 when he reaches 

4 throws in a 'I'm being serious' then quits) alright then, you can wait. I'm not happy about that. And I will 

push that (diary room button) one more time!!" (haaaa, he was so petulant at the start!) :P 

*He traipses back to the bedroom 'nuh, nuh.. I'M not having that! I did the countdown, they gave me nothin'..

I'm not happy about that' (we knoooooooooooooowwwww!!) he engages in another account of what just took 

place and tells anyone listening that he has 'carpet rash on my legs I've been out the front that long!' When Ife 

makes the suggestion that BB are possibly busy he retorts 'Busy? NUHHHHH! They're sat there on the monitor 

having a great laugh! They're like 'ha ha ha look at the idiot sat out the front of the Diary room!' Well, ha 

ha ha - he's not getting his treasure chest back now!' Ife calls him 'really highly strung' but John 'doesn't 

care. You can put me in the molehole for all I care!' Ife attempts another 'super' suggestion that John do things 

the logical way which John scoffs at with more than a serving of sarcasm 'AH! I'll just do everything HIS WAY! 

Because he doesn't respond, I'll just assume and take out .. NAH!' The camera cronies are not showing us any of 

our girl for aggggggges :( but cuts to some smokers in the garden amused at how many cigarettes they've already 

smoked away.

As John is finally called to the Diary Room 'YEAH I WILL!!!! F*****g not happy about this!' the bedroomers cheer and clap. Hands held on his hips, he then struggles to open the actual door to the Diary room 'Jesus, do you have to be a weightlifter to open this?'

*The lights are now off in the bedroom and Josie asks how their clothes will be washed. After it dawns on her that THEY
will do their own washing, Ife quips 'this ain't a hotel, love' making Josie laugh but she goes on to wonder whether 
the house has a washing machine. Josie is also tickled when Ife declares that being in the BB house is 'the safest place 
in England!'
*Mario announces the time as quarter to 4 in the morning to the HM's nesting in the nest. After a short chat he burrows 
back to his hole to blow up the beach ball and scrawl incriminating messages over it (in cohorts with BB in the hopes of 
pinning the crime on another HM) E.G - Josie is the bookies favourite.. David most hated .. The first 5 have a secret .. 
don't close your eyes at 5am on Thursday. Mario curses the other housemates for not going to bed which is thwarting him 
 from completing his 'evil' scheme!


*John has now re-joined the group in the bedroom and Dave asks him if he believes Mario is working undercover for BB. 
John dismisses such an insane notion because 'they didn't have enough time to give him any instructions.'         
John already is confident that 'Mario is too nice to rat on anyone' in his mole role. Josie agrees that Mario is indeed 
'lovely' but is seemingly about to say that she thinks he is up to the task when we cut to adverts.
* When we return from the break, John retells the story about having to 'sleep' outside the Diary room warning that BB      
'doesn't like you ringing the bell 20 million times!' 
JOHN: If he wants his treasure chest .. he wants his treasure chest and now I can't find my .. trunks.. 
that's what you guys call them isn't it?
*Rachael is creeped out by the clown on the wall, as her bed is facing it. 

JOSIE: It's horrible!  

She giggles when Rachael asks Nathan outright if he is going to sleep in the single bed with Corin for a bit of 

'spooning.' While he admits he WOULD sleep in bed with anyone, he can't be doing that (SC)  

NATHAN: Josie, we don't mind a bit of out of taste jokes. Keep 'em coming, pet!  

(Her devilishly dirty sense of humour is making itself manifest already :D )

*John can be spotted in the background carrying out the first of his nightly creaming rituals. He questions 'do you 

have the whole bed to yourself, Josie?' (is he angling for an invite to her bed already on night 1?;) Probably not, it took 

him 42 days to stay the whole night through in her bed!) Josie says that she wishes then changes her mind 'No, I don't 

I've got my mucker coming in, in a minute .. just waiting for him' (in the form of Govan) On noting his beauty 

regime she asks 'do you moisture, do you?.. take care of yourself?' She then tells him about an injection tan which 

she had the other day (well, not the other day! All this time Josie has NOT appeared on screen) which John has never heard 

of so she begins to break down the science of it but we switch to the garden .. where Ife miserably moans to Mario how she

 finds high heels uncomfortable (which I am sure you could not have gone the rest of your life without knowing!)

*Josie discusses the Australia point system, explaining to John that it's a hard country to get into on a visa as you need to 

be a professional at something.. and then maybe a company will sponsor you 'they are crying out for English 

hairdressers!' 

JOHN: (Exclaims) Yeah?! I've heard that it's a hard country to get into but I didn't know it  was that hard! 

(clearly this is news to him or is he trying to be polite and pretend he is interested in this topic! So there  you go, anyone 

desiring to emigrate to Oz - become a hairdresser!)Ben interrupts the chinwagging 'darling girl,  darling girl, sorry to be 

a pain .. but can we please try and sleep? Is that okay?' Josie and John consent 'we'll  finish our conversation 

in the morning' A Walton styley 'good night' kicks off, followed by Corin congratulating everyone for getting in the 

house!

*Meanwhile, Moley is camped out in his cocoon awaiting the opportune moment to plant the beach ball in the garden, 

sighly wearily.