*Some of the housemates (all dolled up) have a chatter around the couches, eagerly anticipating their dinner in the sky.
*John provides pleasure to Steve's baldilocks with the Orgasmatron - I think he is enjoying it a tad too much! :D
STEVE: Oh man, that is soooo nicccce!
*Caoimhe piles praise upon Ben over how great he is as a stylist .. despite him being responsible for her look below!!!! :S
*A radiant randy mare raves about how one of her 'mental' mates MC's for hours :D And in between sound cuts blurts
out how she nearly wet the bed last night as Govan was making her laugh so much.
JOSIE: He did have respect for me at first and then he just turned around and blew off in my face!!
*The giddy girls and guys go out to the garden ready to receive their safety instructions for their dinner date. While a
sullen Sunshine is left on her lonesome to sit and watch them have fun without her (even though she opted to be the
one not to participate due to her fear of heights) John, in particular looks devilishly dashing alongside the other
dapper gentlemen.
*Shabby gets hoity toity which a couple of the HM's find humorous, as she reels off the rules for their dining experience.
They are reassured that the equipment is fitted with lightning detectors.
The gourmet menu - STARTERS: Tomato and mozzarella terrine with olive oil balsamic vinegar or Tomato and red onion
something something (as the sound is cut) MAINS: Pork and fennel sausages with creamy mashed potato, curly quail
and onion gravy or chicken and asparagus sausages with creamy mashed potato, curly quail and onion gravy or grilled
Mediterranean blah blah fancy (sound again cut) DESSERT - Lemon mousse with raspberry coulis or fruit salad served
with a red berry coulis.
*John isn't happy about the choices 'ahhh has everything got onion gravy?! What the hell is onion gravy?!!
I don't like onions though!' (the first but not last time he voices his hatred for onions in the
house)Not sure I'd have fancied any of that posh nosh either - maybe just a little mash with grilled veggies and double
desserts :) Josie stands around looking simply STUNNING!!
*When the HM's look to see where they have been seated John is excited to discover that he's 'right next to Josie!!
Don't you worry!' only day 2 and the Ozzie is smitten.
*Corin pulls faces at Sunshine through the window to make her smile while some are being strapped into their seats.
Govan muses too audibly whether they'll be allowed to vomit!! Rachael goes inside and speaks with Sunshine, she was
told off for speaking with the production staff. John wishes Sunshine 'good luck with whatever you have to do!'
*John kindly runs back into the bedroom to collect sunglasses for some of the HM's (as he hadn't been strapped in) and
shushes others so he can hear Govan and Ife's answers about what they look like. John is met with a chorus of yay's and
awwww's when he returns with the goodies. Josie says hers are bent out of shape as she sat on them!
*Dave reveals he once paid £80 to attend a day long mole course which is how he knows so much about them.
JOHN: No, you didn't wizard! Don't lie! Short sound cut as the group are given a further briefing by a member of
staff.
*Some of the HM's are suspicious that there will be a twist and Shabby susses it out - that Sunshine will be doing
something down below while they are in the air 'I can't even begin to think what that would be.'Josie guffaws
at Govan's tales of sweating like a pig in the sunshine. And we have LIFT OFF!! Ben likens it to Mary Poppins 'when they
have tea on the ceiling.' (one of the classics from my childhood. I was always so disappointed that I couldn't eat
upside down from the ceiling!! Hmppph!) John gives a royal wave down to Sunshine.
*John asks Josie what she is having to eat but she isn't sure. Won't be having the pork!
*Josie is frightened that 'the chairs don't look very safe. There's only a tiny bit of metal holding you up!!'
This comment splits Shabby's sides as clearly the metal holding them is not tiny! Josie squeals slightly and vows not to
look down. She looks down shudders and 'aaaaahhhhhhhh's' 'I didn't realise how high 40ft was!!' The housemates
whoop and whooooo as BB announces that they are suspended 40 metres in the air 'Bon appetit!' Josie jokes 'Hold on,
it's falling apart!'
*John calls over to his chum 'how are ya going, Wizard? You should be used to these heights, shouldn't ya?'
On viewing the studio set up from the sky John questions 'how the hell did they get the ball over?!' Sherlock has
nothin' on John James Parton! Mario offers a beautiful blessing upon the foot at the request of Monk man 'rub a dub dub,
thanks for the grub .. and please let us land safely!' :D Mario then calls over to Josie to ask her if this was on her
wish list.
JOSIE: No, it wasn't mate .. it's one to put on, isn't it? Not many people can say they've eaten food 40ft in
the air!
Heee heee Josie if you've been in a plane you've eaten at a higher height than that .. but I
know what you mean!Then she gets an iddy bit scared.
*JOSIE: Thanks mate, cheers love! (When Johnny passes her some cutlery) She'd like a bit of music to set the
ambiance. It is beginning to get a bit blustery up in the air. Some of the HM's seem less than impressed with their starters -
Corin and Govan in particular don't like feta cheese but they all worry that they might have to eat everything on their
plates as part of the task. No need to screw your nose up at it Nathan! That's gourmet grub, that!
HOW THE FRICK DID THOSE JUGS REMAIN ON THE TABLE WITHOUT TOPPLING OVER AND SMASHING TO THE
GROUND???
*Dave sings a silly ode to gravy 'onion gravy, gravy mad' :P John and Josie have a hearty chuckle in the background
about something she keeps saying. He then does a little impression of a kid off The Simpsons! Corin calls over to ask Josie
what the bang was. Shabby teases that it was the table snapping.
JOSIE: I wish I knew mate, I wish I knew.
*Steve and Corin are repulsed by their starter and Corin goes as far as to claim that it tastes
'like cheesy chewing gum!'
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