*Sunshine is given a cute little picnic hamper to eat indoors - complete with blanket, strawberries and shloer :) Josie
suggests 'shall we have a little sing-a-long in the sky?' When Sunny hears the others singing 'My girl' (it seems
to be if my limited lip reading skills are not failing me) she has a little boogie too. Back in the sky, John laughs as one of
the group isn't interested in singing 'stand by me!'
*John morbidly points out that more than 1 person would die if they did get struck by lightning.
SHABBY (near shrieks) I really don't want to get struck by lightning today!! (But tomorrow is okay?!)
Ben is not blown away by the unspectacular views beneath them 'I mean we've got a rubbish dump and a
Tesco's there' See the HM's birds eye view from their dining experience underneath -
*Josie asks aloud: Are the seats heated? Cos my ass is really warm! Her random pondering only receives a
response from Nathan.
*JOHN: I'd be freezing if I was a girl right now! (as they all begin to get cold from the wind) he calls over to
check with Corin and Ife if they are cold too. He thinks they're lucky they have scarves. Rachael, Dave and Shabby
try to work the windswept look!
*Nathan jokes for BB to 'release the hounds' after the group see some members of the public swearing at them.
Shabs seems to think they like 1 side of the table but not the other.
*Looking down, John can't figure out 'how the hell they got that beach ball over' he asks Shabby if there was
something in it or if it was just a normal one. Shabby says they must have had 'a lucky throw and it just bounced,
as it was nestling right against the kitchen door.'
*John asks her if she's glad she saw it or if she's wished she hadn't.
SHABBY: It doesn't affect me at all. I just wish that people didn't have to be so mean!
JOHN: Oh really? Pretty bad?
SHABBY: Basically it said the favourite HM as it stands, the least popular and something about a
secret mission.
John had noticed it had said the word 'favourite'. She wouldn't have cared about them throwing over the Bookies
favourite but NOT Most hated! John probes her further so she reveals it wasn't him or her (as most hated) he then asks
'is it someone you really liked?' (she answers - yes) 'is it someone you would have expected?' (she shakes
her head)
*John wants to know if whoever was favourite on the ball was who she thought would be favourite.
SHABBY: Yes! Very much so! So you know who that would be.
He incorrectly guesses Dave and then Mole so Shabby points to..
JOHN: Jose? I seriously wouldn't have had any idea.
*Their talk then turns to the Mole as Shabby wants to know what it's all about. John thinks they could have made it
a lot worse for him - so that he couldn't even communicate with them. Shabby wants to know if he is counted as an
actual housemate - so John hollers across the table to ask Mario what they had told him. Mario says he has no idea
but doesn't think he is classed as a HM as he doesn't have an outfit like everyone else. Dave declares whether Mario
is a spy, a HM or whatever that they still love him.
JOHN: The favourite's alright! (even though Josie is sat next to him she is utterly oblivious
to the conversation he is having with Shabs.)
*Josie is chatting to someone across the table about how ill she was when she recently had a bacon sandwich as she'd
not eaten it in so long. Corin is surprised when John says how Australian winters are colder than it is up there. Shabby
thinks they are stunned as Australia has a reputation for being so hot and sunny. John says that they do have good
summers. Dave then announces to Nathan and any of the singles, that if they are looking for love he and his apprentice
are able to officiate a wedding in the house! Nathan is appreciative of the offer but doubts he'll be getting married in BB.
*John is very enthusiastic about Batman's beauty 'Val Kilmer in his hay day - don't you worry!' I guess Josie
says she isn't looking forward to the main course as John tells her that he doesn't think they get a choice.
*John expresses his hatred of sausages to Josie and how he wouldn't normally eat them but he's 'that hungry I
think I'll eat anything! Yeah, yeah .. hate 'em!' No wonder nobody wanted to eat the sausages look how
bluerrrrgh icky they look!!
*The group all wave and whoop to the children coming out of the school. Caoimhe doesn't think they'll know that they
are on Big Brother. She thinks they're cute but kids are scared of her and run away from her! (MEAN COMMENT
ALERT - Children do tend not to like wicked witches!)
Mariooooo chuckles at the cool breeze 'jangling my jingles!!' :D
*John normally feels sorry for the Mole but not after Mole boasts of his mole suit which is keeping him toasty! Ben blabs
on (after discovering which part of Wales Dave is from) about how much of a giggle he had on a train when the next
station 'Cwmbran' was announced in an excited, sing-song style.
*Rachael proposes a toast to Big Brother with their glasses of Shloer and has to call Josie's name twice before Josie
realises (as she is otherwise distracted by a bit of an awesome Aussie) After the toast Ben continues to bore about the
history of Monmouthsire and how whether or not it is part of England or Wales is still widely debated. If anyone is
interested, USK was voted the nicest village in Wales a few times, so go visit on Dave's recommendation.
*Rachael again tries to attract Josie's attention as she hates that she can't see them. What she really means is she
wishes she were sat next to John in Josie's place!! She then tries to get others to slate Sunshine as she doesn't like being
reminded by her of the bad reception she received. Rachael is upset that she keeps going on trying to make her feel
worse. Josie reckons the crowd were told to boo. Ife doesn't think Sunshine is saying those things to be mean but just
isn't thinking.
*Rachael shouts across to ask John how much sleep he had - he isn't sure but thinks maybe an hour. John tells
Nathan he was 'bringing down the house' last night with his snoring but it was good that he was asleep while
they talked. He teases that Ben was 'too busy shaking his head' wondering when they were going to go to sleep.
Govan blames Josie for keeping him awake and making him laugh. John turns to Josie and compliments her
'you were funny last night' then the sound cuts as he does one of his first impressions of her.
*He and Josie giggle again about how Josie complained Govan was wafting his fart over to her side of the bed. Josie
hopes that it's not on her best bits which causes John to nearly choke on his bangers! and how John says 'neck-lace!!'
John wants BB to edit a moment so that it looks like he caught a napkin before it blew away in the air!
I love that by Day 2 they could already make each other laugh so hard :)
*A shivering Shabby requests to have their dessert in the living room in a doggy bag. Josie worries that they might fail
the task if they ask to do that.
SHABBY: They're gonna make us do something heinous, as this has been so nice .. for the most part.
*Dave bellows down to people on the ground 'BLESS YOU MY CHILDDDDD!' John tells Dave that he was getting
worried about him this morning as he nearly died of laughter. Most of the main meals have been finished, John asks 'is
everyone waiting on me?' before the desserts are dished out. Shabby instructs him to 'shove it in there!'Josie shares
a silver lining 'just think how much we'll appreciate the warmth when we get in.' John can't stand his
sangers!!!
*The fluffy part of Corin's mic has blown away in the wind. Rachael pleads for them to be taken down - at this point
they have been up in the clouds for just over an hour. Sunshine is going for a short snooze on the sofas while she awaits
task details. Mario confides to Ben that he was rejected by a guy who didn't want to ruin their friendship .. or mess
up what they had :( Ben imparts some wisdom 'friendship endures where love affairs seldom do. You'll
have this person in your life for the rest of your life ..'
Do you think John and Josie would still be the best of friends if they hadn't decided to start
a relationship? I think they'd have always been in each other's lives but friendship was never
going to be enough for them .. not the way they loved one another :(
*John likens their meal to The Last Supper. Sunshine is bored out of her skin in the lounge. The dessert goes down a treat
and Dave deems it 'dead, well, proper, lemony this is!'
*JOSIE: They'll think ungrateful little gits just had an a la carte meal and we're going it's
freeeeezing!! Who do we think we are? They've spent probably thousands of pounds doing this.
*John is finding the temperature torture and titles the day as 'this is the coldest day in history. I've never
been this cold!' (no wonder he struggled with our winter weather!!) BB announces for 1 HM to read the task
instructions from the bottle aloud. Shabby pretends that Corin is being kicked out! 'HM's will now take part in
Big Brother's highest ever shopping task - hung, drawn and quoted which is a picture based game.'
No comments:
Post a Comment