9.55am, John is wandering around the bedroom with no top on - he's getting brave!
John has made what looks like bananas on toast and is scoffing it in front of Josie. BB says garden is out of bounds and calls all HM's inside.
10.10am,
John doing the battery change. More s/cs than you can shake a stick at!
Shabby out of the DR and talking to Josie. BB apparently asked Shabby
to describe her symptoms and she said her womb hurts and that she was
balling her eyes in the DR at 4.00 am. Josie asks her why, Shabby
says because I had PMT. Josie saying that every 3 months she gets a
really, really bad on.e
10.16am,
John is making a(nother) banana sandwich with Dave talking about people in the
house getting drunk on one glass or wine or a can of lager.
10.34am,
John chatting to Dave while the Mrs showers with Mario and
Caoimhe. Mario is soaping Jose up, John returns and joins them in the shower. Cuts
to kitchen where a massive fryup is being prepared by Dave, Steve and
Nathan - I actually saw him washing his hands in the kitchen after
laying all the bacon out on a grill tray earlier - now there's a
first!
10.44am, Josie just told John he can (as in is allowed to) get in the shower with
her, I think he was being hesitant as I seem to remember she told him
a while back that she felt uncomfortable having a shower with him or
Nathan whereas with Govan it didn't count, so I reckon that's why he
was pacing/waiting. (Sofette JJJAT)
11.44am,
John and Josie mess about on the settee. He takes her thumb out of her
mouth, she jokingly sticks it back in. He jokes that her best bits
will be endless pics of her sucking her thumb. John tickles Josie's
face! The camera goes back to Ben who is interviewing Steve about
his legs. Josie told John he looks really handsome (think it was either what
he had on or the fact he didnt have a cap on)
12.09pm,
Shabby asks John to tell her honestly, if someone asks you if they are a
fat bitch, what would you say. John says he would say no. I thought
it was so cute how he said Josie looked good with her hair the way it
is today. After Shabby commented on it too he said again it looked
good and like Shakira.
12.21pm, BB says quite reasonably: This is Big Brother....
Shabby snaps back: All right.....
BB:....would all HM's gather on sofas
Task details: later today, housemates will take part in a game of wheelchair basketball. The Housemates will spend the morning being coached by the House's own wheelchair basketball coach, Steve. Steve will design a training regime by which he will assess Housemates' ability.
12.21pm, BB says quite reasonably: This is Big Brother....
Shabby snaps back: All right.....
BB:....would all HM's gather on sofas
Task details: later today, housemates will take part in a game of wheelchair basketball. The Housemates will spend the morning being coached by the House's own wheelchair basketball coach, Steve. Steve will design a training regime by which he will assess Housemates' ability.
12.48pm,
Ben p'ing me off with this, John just asked if he could wear another t
shirt under his basketball top and Ben said 'it's ok I won't get
sweaty.' Rude git, he's lent you the t-shirt at least have respect
not to wear it when asked, |I wouldn't want someone wearing my stuff
when they were going to be playing basketball in it. And lets face it
the only reason Ben hasn't got any clothes is because he's a bloody
1st class wimp and can't do a task.
12.53pm,
Josie was dancing away in the background. Think her and Ifster are
planning a cheerleading routine. John's brilliant at spinning around on
that wheelchair!! He "wheeeeeeeeeee"d like a little kid!!
He really is a kid at heart!! Think he is trying to show off a little
.. trying to impress his Mrs??
Then John teases her that she couldn't even do a 360 as he was WATCHING!! Haaaa. Can't take your eyes off her, eh John??
1.11pm,
Steve taking charge when it's supposed to be a fun task - not a strict
regime. I get the feeling he's been waiting for a while to boss them
around. He's a fierce taskmaster
School
girl squeee because John passed the ball to Josie lol. And then
she did to him! And again! lol And again! They can't make it more
obvious really!
1.16pm, BEN: It's good weather today isn't it Josie?
1.27pm,
John James has just fallen over for the second time! Dave tells Ben
he looks like a mixture between Olivia Newton-John and Tom Cruise in
Top Gun!
1.41pm,
Haaaaaaaaaa John!! Hilarious him falling over in his wheelchair twice
and Josie teasing him "I thought you were GOOD!!"
1.59pm,
Josie getting compliments at being very good at shooting the ball...
she tells them she used to play netball. John is misbehaving and not
following Steve's orders. Ben scores on his 4th
basket, Dave slam dunks!
2.10pm,
stretches. Motivational moment there led by Steve... we are the BB
team with hands shooting up in the air. Breaking for lunch now.
They're to stay in the wheelchairs. Corin tells Steve "that was
well good".
2.27pm,
All eating sandwiches, Nathan saying John has a 'bad attitude like a moody premiership star!'
E4 Live
feed starts -
JOHN: (cementing the terms) Oi Jose! Forever.. forever, not just tonight. The whole time.
He laughs silently to himself, rather stoked at the conditions although Josie was not audible in agreeing to them. John then carries on gobbling down his supper of sandwiches. (SC) Shabby asks Steve if the cheerleaders (at wheelchair basketball games) are hot, he replies that they are so she wants to meet one. (SC)
Ife works it under her layer of cotton/polyester, polishing some cheerleader moves at the dinner table. She used to cheerlead for the MK Lions (Milton Keynes Basketball team) when she was younger. Steve lists that wheelchair basketball is massive in: Sheffield, Oldham, Newcastle, Edinburgh, Manchester. Ife bets she knows where The Aces wheelchair basketball team play.
Steve is trying to deliberate on his two sets of three but doesn't know when the match is due to start. Ife and Mario wheel away to have a fag and toilet break respectively. (SC)
JOHN: She said if I don't get picked then I have to give her a sponge bath or something.
JOSIE: No I didn't. I said I said.. He said if I don't get picked, he can have my bed.. my double bed and if he doesn't get picked, he's gotta run me a bath whenever I say!
Steve checks if John is going to finish his food before he throws it in the bin, John is going to. Steve goes to find his stick because he needs a wee as well! (SC) John is enjoying wheeling around the kitchen and is about to go back outside when Josie chastises him.
JOSIE: You shouldn't have told Steve our bet!
JOHN:
Why? If anything he'll go against me? (chugs the remaining cola
straight from the 2 litre bottle) He'd rather see me give you a
sponge bath every day than get your bed.
He comically struggles to open the door out to the garden and has to really push to vacate the room. Due to a video skip, John and his chair disappear into thin air before our very eyes. In the smoker's circle, fags are being rolled - because that's how they roll! There is an abundance of sound dips and stock footage in between asking if tobacco is kept in the foil.
Talk then turns to being able to sense if someone is a nasty person by feeling the aura. Caoimhe claims that Dave says he sees colours around people. Despite protests, (as they didn't want to look under that rock!) Ife calls out to Dave to ask what colour he sees around her. He answers - definitely a burgundy colour which is to do with revelation. Ife doesn't like purple or blue but he pronounces that it's nothing to do with colours you like. (SC)
They think it is the idea of the task, so they can appreciate what everyday life is like for a wheelchair user. Steve was in a wheelchair after what happened for about a year before he was up and about. He remembers one time he was in Roehampton (this is where he got his first set of legs made) he went to the cog shop as bits on his knees were wobbling (SC) He had fallen over but because he was wearing jeans nobody knew the difference and had walked past. (SC)
STEVE: They just assume you're alright rather than ask. It's quite weird really. (Long SC)
Steve is well shocked that BB have done this task and borrowed all the chairs. But he's noticed that his tyres are a bit low. Corin shouts out for Dave and Josie to come and collect their brews because they can't carry them. (SC) It had gone completely over her head that Nathan has been calling her 'Coz' since they've been there - until now.
Ife rebukes herself for disrespecting her own wig. (SC) On the coffee break, Josie exaggerates that she's never going to moan about her weight again. This is particularly paradoxical to date because she has given many articles and interviews about her size since leaving BB. And not only that but gone on to have her 30 second slim interval training DVD outsell the likes of Davina! In her defence, virtually every woman on Planet Earth complains about their weight so it was an unrealistic statement to declare.
Nathan had been talking about that the night before - how they're all learning to understand people from different walks of life. Josie feels that she's learnt a lot about herself in the house.
JOSIE: (Speaking about his strength due to playing wheelchair basketball) No wonder your arms are the way they are Steve! (SC)
Shabby reckons John would be good but his show boating is ridiculous! Mario laughs that John falls out of the chair more than he is in it! Ife knows that John would be picked in the real world but wants Steve to make an example of him 'that you don't need to be cocky and arrogant when playing sport and that it is a team effort!' And she will tell John this as well.
IFE: I like John but that was really unattractive. Weren't it? Very unattractive.
My outlook is that if you're good at something, then you earn bragging rights and deserve to flaunt it and show off.. at least a little. This is the only area where John gets cocky and arrogant but it is only due to his competitive nature. If he were like that constantly or was conceited over his appearance then that would make him less attractive to me. I also feel like he only did it to stir up the rival opponents and not necessarily as a big-headed boast!
John has a huge grin on his face as he saunters out of the Diary room. He consults Steve 'did you put them up to that? (chuckles) To what they just put me through in there?' Steve wants to have a listen but John goes out to the garden saying BB had asked him all these questions.
John
rolls by to summarise to Steve his diary room entry with BB. They'd
asked how he was going with the basketball and he replied (modestly)
that he was alright; the follow up question was if John was finding
any of it hard. 'Nah!'
BB
had asked John who was the best so he told them 'Stevo!'
JOHN:
And he goes 'who's the second best?' I said 'who do you reckon?' (to
signify himself, Steve chortles) He goes 'how do you feel about
being second best?' I said 'I'm not happy about it! I said 'I'm
gettin' angry now!' He said 'show us your game face!' And I went
grrrrrrr!! (can't see the face because he is blocked behind Ben's
bouffant)
Dave teases him that he needs to pull his finger out if he wants to be second best!
JOHN: (slandered) Have a listen to this bloke!! .. And he goes um.. 'are you always on the winning team?' I said 'I'm not here to lose Big Brother. I'd rather go home than lose!' (giggle) And he goes 'rest assured' (SC) I thought you guys were watching on the monitor or something! (SC)
Sounds like BB were trying to wind him up but he had a good laugh over it instead! He and Dave both get paranoid that BB are airing them to the house occasionally when inside the Diary room.
JOHN: He asked me who was the best shooter, I put a good word in for ya, Jose! (gets bashful and can't face her)
He'd said that Josie looks good and is fighting them off (video skips slightly) She insults herself for having hair that looks like a scarecrow that day! BB also probed on why Ben was the worst; John doesn't think Ben's keen on doing any task as it doesn't interest him at all! Ben is totally failing to see the problem in that; Josie rubs Ben's back in sympathy of John's teasing.
JOSIE: Aww it's alright Ben, you can sit on the sidelines with me.
John is bugging Ben so he slaps back with 'but Johnny there's nothing worse than not being good at something and thinking you are good at it.. than not being good at it!' They could barely ever get through a conversation without biting each other's head off! Dave and Steve roar with laughter.
JOHN: We shall see my young, British friend! (wheels away outside)
Ben disparages John for being useless as he fell out of his chair about 5 times! Caoimhe shares that John is a terrible team player and Dave found John arrogant when he had the ball. Similarly with Ife, Josie doesn't find that a very attractive trait in John.
CAOIMHE: (who nobody needs a comment from) NO it's not!!
BEN: (bitchily) It's all very well for him to come up to me and say 'you're not good at any sports are you?' Well he's not particularly good otherwise he'd be doing it professionally. Secondly, can he hear a piece of music and work out what key it's in? Of course he can't! (ad break) (SC)
HM's are granted a 1 hour break free from their chairs but Mario would rather keep going and get to the game. John complains that 1 hour is aaaaaages! Josie walks around to stretch her legs before lying down by the pool, telling Steve that she's learnt a lot about herself today. He thinks it's amazing what exercises like today do, when they realise. (SC)
She is afforded only 1 minute's peace before her little man rolls along to use her as furniture, elbowing her in the boob as he does so! Josie tries to prise him off telling him 'you've got your elbow on my (SC)' but he is cutesy and annoying refusing to budge from her pert perch! "I loved even though he was hurting her (by accident) all she did was move his arm a little bit to a less painful position, still wanted the bodily contact. His elbow is right on her 'tuppence!!" (JJJAT)
Outside Steve answers Josie that his wheelchair cost about 3 and a half grand and this amount shocks John! (SC) Josie expects it is really enjoyable (playing the sport) outside but it is really hard in there. The grounds are too small for them to really move around and Steve says that there is ply underneath (the garden!) (SC)
Shabby is shown to be taking a cat nap. England losing against Germany in the World Cup match really got up Steve's nose and took him a few days to get over! As sad as it seems that depressed him (SC) John is doing some wheelies in his chair. He doesn't understand why BB don't just give everyone the party because 4 people are going to miss out. (SC) Josie doesn't mind missing it.
John doesn't think Benny or Ifester want to play but Steve says it's not whether they want to 'it's whether I choose 'em to play!' It has only just dawned on Cozza that they are free from their chairs for an hour. Steve jokes that they can dry their sweaty bums out and that it's nice to have a bit of a rest in the heat.
JOSIE: I can hear a squirrel! (makes squirrely sounds, Steve explains that it is the speaker) What they play animal noises?
JOHN:
Do you not go backwards? I find it easier to go backwards.
Steve
does but if he went to reach for the ball doing that he'd flip over
but it's not going to hurt John. The chair is also made for someone
shorter than a tall John and for those who are paralysed from the
waist down. John asks what the deal is if someone was to fall 'would
they stop the play?'
It is dependent on the fall out as most players can pull themselves back up. (SC) Before the SC Josie was making an inquiry about the worst injury Steve has ever seen (in the game) somebody had cut their head open pretty badly. One of his lads had come out of his chair but was good at tilting on the two wheels to make a shot. (SC)
JOSIE:
Do you ever have scraps?
The players are not supposed to and Steve doesn't condone any dissportsman-like behaviour. Seahorse is sprawled out in the sunshine on the lawn, his lanky legs spread wide apart.. but there was no sex except in his imagination! Steve's tip is to always use the thumbs to grip the tyres as you get more traction. It does burn your hands but he's been playing the sport long enough that it doesn't rub his now.
Steve
is is yammering on that he still can't believe his wheelchair is here
and finds that so weird! John asks Steve how long he'd known they
were playing for but Baron didn't have any idea. Jose agrees that
it's mental that BB have gone to his house to pick up his chair. (SC)
Steve thinks the task is a brilliant idea and thought it would be
good if he could bring wheelchair basketball in there.
Josie goes all exorcist with her sneezes so Corin blesses her :P Steve lays down the law that whoever is chosen cannot wear sunglasses as it is dangerous. Wearing them would create a lack of vision and if they get a smash in the face (on the glasses) it could cut their nose open! No rings are permitted either but they have to keep their mics on unfortunately.
Corin
wishes a big cloud would bugger off back where it came from! Steve
makes a mental note to BB about NOT putting his chair back in the
trailer when the others are taken back. He laughs at the divas lying
in the sun as they've been given a free hour. Nate sits up pretending
to be indignant so Stevo apologises.
During the ad break, "Josie tells John she wants to stop sucking
her thumb, he asks her if he wants her to remind him we have sound
cuts. Josie says that time would go a lot slower if John wasn't there. Aww!" The
alarm blares in the bedroom to wake up Skeeva. Jeez Louise girls,
happiness is not that difficult! (SC) Keevil is so tired but
Shabby dissuades her from staying in bed, they plan to lie outside on
towels.
Keevil doesn't even think Shabby looks like a lesbian! Shabby perceives herself (in that get up) as some sporty girl from University and then has a 'ground-breaking' idea to go out for a smoke. Corin ponders whether BB will be having bets on which team will win, once the players are picked.
Shabby bears witness to Steve that she gave 110% to the point of bleeding and Ife backs her up on this. John has re-joined his Josie Jo as all the HM's lounge around the garden on this lazy, hazy, summer's day. His thing is that people don't ring up to save only to evict. He has no doubt that if he goes up against anyone, there are more reasons for him to be evicted. Again he is pressed right up against her body, nobody could pry him away!
Josie commends him for reclaiming his game a bit (he doesn't think he has really) 'you've started to be a nice guy, haven't you?'
JOHN: Oh yeah, but I can't change who I am. I am competitive when it comes to sports.. I will not lose.
John does some archaeology up his adenoids (picks his nose in layman's terms) and raises an eyebrow at her belief that she'll be picked. (SC) John thinks he'll be picked if he (Steve?) wants to win otherwise (SC) if it's a bit of a muck around game then he won't. BB had asked John if he thought it was a muck around game and answered 'it's never a muck around game! Stop annoying me!'
Josie asks him why he looks so different in his photo; he replies 'what do you mean? Just photogenic?'
JOSIE: (banters) Are you? Photogenic?
JOHN: (scowls) Yeahhhhhh!
Josie plays the air trumpet indicating that John is blowing his own horn.. but he can't help it if he's at the peak of his physical beauty! :P Shabby and Ife are discussing some sausage and beer festival in the background (SC) John tells her that he lives about an hour from the airport so it's reasonably far (SC) and she checks the correct pronunciation for Melbourne. She had been vocalising it as Mel-BURN but he says she can call it Mel-born (instead of Mel-bon) if she wants. He starts doing one of his Rock impressions. (SC)
JOHN: (mocks) Go there! Why don't we drop by Wentworth Miller's and Kate Hudson's house as well while we're there?
JOHN: (laughing at Josie but in a cute way) Yeah and I might just .. might just stop past Megan Fox's house and see what's crackin' (SC) What? She might like C grade celebrities that have been on BB for 3 minutes when she could have .. Spanish supermodels!!
JOSIE: (she would have The Rock in her palm!) But it's not all about that! He might want a Bris.. do you know what? The Rock might love a Bristolian hanging off his arm! You never know! You don't know how far this Bristolian charm gets you sometimes, John! Do you know what I mean? (she chuckles and John repeats the 'never going to happen' expression)
He suggests that she find a look-a-like; this is where she manifests that she had one. As she elaborates upon this relationship with her ex the sound is silenced.
JOHN: (backhanded comment) No, he does not look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle! (she likened the looks of her previous partner to one before.. so is probably comparing them to The Rock)
JOSIE: When I come to Australia, you can tell everyone I'm your cousin from England, can't you?
Friendship is an involuntary reflex and it wasn't long before John and Josie became best buds. The relationship progressed naturally and their conversations came with such ease.. The topics they talked about were to get to know one another better and as if to test how compatible they were.
John was the one who got to have a Bristolian hanging off his arm - ain't that a (roundhouse) kick in the head, Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson?? And he soon knew all too well the all-consuming powers of Bristolian charm, as it became the very reason for his existence.. for a short time. Day 26 and they were already making plans for Josie to visit but Ozzie boy wasn't keen on her pretending to be his cousin .. was he already hopeful that she'd come as his GIRLFRIEND?
It's saddening that their icy hearts show no signs of thawing..I doubt they would even resume a friendship if they were the last two koalas at the zoo. :( But as Jane Austen tells us 'friendship is certainly the balm for the pangs of disappointed love.' There was a moment when they had EVERYTHING...
Turns out Shabby and Ife went to the one of the same schools, so when Ife saw Shabby go in she thought she had no chance. But then they realise they put down other establishments of education on their application so BB probably had no idea. Shabs thinks the only inkling they may have had was from Shabby's mother's address.
John confides to Josie that if some friends hung around like they used to, they'd have known about him being on BB and it would have got out of hand. What surprises Josie about John is how sometimes he can be quite horrible to girls but have such love and respect for his Mum. John doesn't know what she means.
JOSIE: Because you're so .. because you've got so much respect for your Mum and you're so close to her.. it is quite surprising.
JOHN: I have respect for you.. (SC) She was just .. I don't care what anyone says, she was just an outright attention seeker - that was it. Problem solved. She did everything she could to get attention. (SC)
John doesn't like how he is blamed and wouldn't have even given her (Rachael/Sunshine?) the time of day if she hadn't talked to him or done things to him.
JOHN: I just talked to her like I talked to every other girl in here.. except for you. Do you know what I mean? But she (SC) So what .. what was I supposed to do? That wasn't a lack of respect, that was just getting annoyed.
John doesn't like how he is blamed and wouldn't have even given her (Rachael/Sunshine?) the time of day if she hadn't talked to him or done things to him.
JOHN: I just talked to her like I talked to every other girl in here.. except for you. Do you know what I mean? But she (SC) So what .. what was I supposed to do? That wasn't a lack of respect, that was just getting annoyed.
John was criticised heavily by people for being disrespectful towards women based upon the arguments he had in the house. What they conveniently forget is that he also argued with virtually every bloke in BB too - besides JJ! When questioned about this (I believe after he left) he defended that perhaps he was just disrespectful in general (as opposed to singling out women in a hateful way) and that he looked past gender and saw men and women as equals.
Josie tapped into his compassionate side and brought that to the forefront. She made him all giddy in a sappy (but very sweet) kinda way! He was always very respectful of Josie, her feelings and their relationship when they were in it. It was only after it ended that they both went so wacky crazy in their warring!! But I've never seen John as a disrespectful person.. he's never been outright nasty without provocation.. he just treats others in the same way that they treat him.
In the bedroom, Ben demands to know 'who started this thing?' over buying a leg for the Baron. Dave details that it was Shabby and whoever else but at the end of the day everyone else is in agreement. Ben yada yada yada's that he isn't going to dissent (but is speaking to Dave privately as his friend) because then he'd be seen as a total toerag! Dave decides that the reality is Steve will probably win anyway.
John doesn't think he's got anything to stick around for after the show. Josie puts him straight that they've got to go to parties together.
JOHN: (like he sees this as some personal attack) What??
JOSIE: Yeah they've got a party, haven't they?
JOHN: (singular not plural) Oh one! Not parties - party! (SC)
Josie links her fingers fleetingly with John's, their bodies dangerously close and then places a hand on one of his guns. (SC) He has hooked his thumb through a wristband and rifles through his shorts pocket for something before hastily getting up.
Dave is telling Ben that people would have thought he was a total loser if he'd piped up with his opposing thoughts. Ben gets that which is why he's going along with it but all he's saying is that Dave can see his point. Dave knows that Ben wanted to suggest going down different avenues but Steve has been in that position for 20 years - and nothing had been done!
Ife comes indoors and asks John what's wrong as he's waiting outside the Diary room. (SC) She must have been called in to speak to BB as John asks her request fabric ones not the crap ones. He was looking at his thumb so maybe wanted a plaster?
JOHN: (singular not plural) Oh one! Not parties - party! (SC)
Josie links her fingers fleetingly with John's, their bodies dangerously close and then places a hand on one of his guns. (SC) He has hooked his thumb through a wristband and rifles through his shorts pocket for something before hastily getting up.
Dave is telling Ben that people would have thought he was a total loser if he'd piped up with his opposing thoughts. Ben gets that which is why he's going along with it but all he's saying is that Dave can see his point. Dave knows that Ben wanted to suggest going down different avenues but Steve has been in that position for 20 years - and nothing had been done!
Ife comes indoors and asks John what's wrong as he's waiting outside the Diary room. (SC) She must have been called in to speak to BB as John asks her request fabric ones not the crap ones. He was looking at his thumb so maybe wanted a plaster?
Steve is showing Josie different illustrations in his body ink i.e - a champagne bottle, money, a garter etc (SC) Back to Ben in bed accounting family reasons why the winner's cash should remain as it is (such as: having a sick cousin or a brother-in-law who has lost his job) John starts to spell out that the winner will win and it will be up to them, if it's not Steve.
Returning to I-spy with Steve's body art - he also has a dog and the initials BD standing for Big Daddy. Josie says she loves labradors when Steve tells her he has one. (SC)
JOSIE: They are soft dogs.
Kuku is back from her nest and passes on a message from BB to John, that 'HM's are reminded they must request their own band-aids.' John follows orders and waits his turn outside the Diary room; yawning voraciously. Josie and Steve love the film Con Air and think it's amazing.
Dave shows Ife how his thumb has been rubbing on the rim of the wheelchair tyre. She thinks gloves should be invented for the game like weight-lifters have. Steve had laughed at her when she asked him if they had them. Caoimhe comes in tired and intending to take a nap; Ben and Dave think it's down to them having a late night.
This is the moment from the HL's show where Mario astounds Corin about the age-old question of the existence of dinosaurs. Talk turns to Pokemon and My little pony etc and Corin admonishes Mario not to throw boxes away as these collectibles will be valuable in 70 years. When Mario was with a previous partner in Tokyo they spent the whole day at Pokemon World! Corin's the same in a sweet shop :D
John is hanging over the edge of the couch and breathing heavily still not granted entry. Mario couldn't work somewhere because the smell of chocolate would drive him crazy and he'd want to eat and eat it. She reckons she'd get fed up of it but 'warm melted chocolate is so fit!' To prevent paddling in a puddle of her own spittle she stops slathering to have a fag. (SC)
Mario believes that in our lifetime we'll have gene therapy enough to bring back dinosaurs, like in Jurassic Park. He brings up fossilised amber with the mosquitoes inside (SC) The bell rings continuously in the bedroom to give Caoimhe a rude awakening! She rose like a severely P*SSED OFF phoenix and swears at the idiots because she's awake.
John is back from getting plastered.. with literal plasters!! Dave finds a lot of glory in a sweet potato - he's looking forward to going home and taking the wife and kids to Toby Carvery for a nice roast dinner. (SC)
Josie intimates to Shabby that being a single girl, the attention has given her a bit of a confidence boost. Shabs agrees that it would do and thinks it's a really good thing and that Josie needed that.
JOSIE: My confidence got knocked last year.. properly knocked, to the point I wouldn't even go down town.. (SC)
SHABBY: You just don't need that, man.
JOSIE: I wouldn't even go out (SC)
Shabby wishes Josie could see herself the way other people see her 'we love you, man!' Josie's actually now realised that she's 'quite alright.'
SHABBY: Even though you say things like 'I used to be somebody!' (E4 feed ends)
No wonder Josie was terrified of ever getting close to anyone.. any time that she had allowed herself to do that, they inevitably let her down and crapped all over her and the love she gave them. It happened again with John but I think it hurt him when she'd shut him out as HE wasn't the one who (originally) 'broke' her.. he wanted to be all she needed. Does Josie just push anyone away who could possibly care about her?
For John, was loving Josie like throwing a lasso around a tornado? He tried to hold on.. but they both got swallowed up and embroiled in petty squabbles.. One thing is for sure, when your heart is involved - it all comes out in MORON.
John is back from getting plastered.. with literal plasters!! Dave finds a lot of glory in a sweet potato - he's looking forward to going home and taking the wife and kids to Toby Carvery for a nice roast dinner. (SC)
JOSIE: My confidence got knocked last year.. properly knocked, to the point I wouldn't even go down town.. (SC)
SHABBY: You just don't need that, man.
JOSIE: I wouldn't even go out (SC)
Shabby wishes Josie could see herself the way other people see her 'we love you, man!' Josie's actually now realised that she's 'quite alright.'
SHABBY: Even though you say things like 'I used to be somebody!' (E4 feed ends)
No wonder Josie was terrified of ever getting close to anyone.. any time that she had allowed herself to do that, they inevitably let her down and crapped all over her and the love she gave them. It happened again with John but I think it hurt him when she'd shut him out as HE wasn't the one who (originally) 'broke' her.. he wanted to be all she needed. Does Josie just push anyone away who could possibly care about her?
For John, was loving Josie like throwing a lasso around a tornado? He tried to hold on.. but they both got swallowed up and embroiled in petty squabbles.. One thing is for sure, when your heart is involved - it all comes out in MORON.
4.05pm, Josie gives a playful 'aww nooo' when John makes the team (because she has to give up her double bed!)
4.18pm,
Dave and Nathan questioning Steve's decision re John - say they should
have left him out cos he would have spit the dummy (I don't think he
would have) Steve says he picked John cos he is competitive and will
play to win, no other reason.
4.33pm,
Dave chasing John around the table in their chairs - rolling with their homies! One of the cheerleader chants is: Growlers,
Growlers, You're all Howlers, You'll all look like Pauline
Fowler!!
Aww
Josie saying "that was like school sports day all over again,
brought back horrible memories".
4.39pm,
lol Ben faffing around tries to bitch about John saying he hasn't seen anything John is good at etc. Josie defends John "he is very good at being a mate - he makes me feel good about myself" and then walks off. Josie is now nicking
some of John's socks.
4.48pm,
Josie doesn't mind not going to the party if she's with Ben cos he has
Jaffa cakes..... Shabby saying that if her team win that they will
pick Keeva cos she has said she will let her touch her breast for 5
minutes!! Ife runs a rhyme past Ben: Growlers
Growlers you so fun, you want to see my sexy bum (lifts skirt) He says he does not want
to show his bum, he is chomping a carrot.
5.05pm, This is when John wants Ben to take off his top.
BEN: Do your best, this time don't fall out of your chair. Oh
come on John dont give me a hard time you know its ... s/c
Their bickering continues, John can't believe Ben said for him to go and complain to BB.
JOHN: I don't think you know how fussy I am with my clothes, Jose.
John James goes on to say that all he cares about in life is his clothes #BB11 (official BB twitter) John explaining to Josie that his T-shirt was expensive and that he doesn't mind Ben wearing it just not when he does the routine.
JOHN: And you got carrot on my t-shirt!
BEN: What? Oh it's dry I don't care, you were so nice yesterday ...s/c
Josie informs John that she doesn't like the t-shirt; he retorts that she doesn't have to. Ben would never lend something and then ask for it back 'simply because they have to put steps in the air ...' But John has clothes for normal wear and others that aren't.
Their bickering continues, John can't believe Ben said for him to go and complain to BB.
JOHN: I don't think you know how fussy I am with my clothes, Jose.
John James goes on to say that all he cares about in life is his clothes #BB11 (official BB twitter) John explaining to Josie that his T-shirt was expensive and that he doesn't mind Ben wearing it just not when he does the routine.
JOHN: And you got carrot on my t-shirt!
BEN: What? Oh it's dry I don't care, you were so nice yesterday ...s/c
Josie informs John that she doesn't like the t-shirt; he retorts that she doesn't have to. Ben would never lend something and then ask for it back 'simply because they have to put steps in the air ...' But John has clothes for normal wear and others that aren't.
John knows it is hard for Benny to understand and would gladly give him another 'but then he says "I don't want to and if you have a problem go and tell BB!" He doesn't get Ben's morals sometimes and Ben doesn't get John.
JOHN: I lent you a t-shirt and just because I don't want you to wear that one and want you to change it for another - you refuse.
BEN: Yeah but you gave me a hard time.
5.25pm,
DAVE: Have a smile Ben you're supposed to be a cheerleader not a
misery leader... I feel like crying!
John told Dave....'Ben told me if I wanted the t shirt back I should go to the diary room.' Dave shouts over to Ben......'You got some cheek you 'av! look at 'im smirkin' over there!' Ben is really trying to goad him now with his "Good luck John" "I have faith in John " rubbish when he has slated him for hours saying there's no way he should have been picked.
5.34pm, The cheerleaders are doing their routine and Ben looks ridiculous. Josie straddling Nathan while Ife went for John! Ben blanked and put his head between Josie's legs! Ben just sniffed his armpit to check on T-shirt status.
John told Dave....'Ben told me if I wanted the t shirt back I should go to the diary room.' Dave shouts over to Ben......'You got some cheek you 'av! look at 'im smirkin' over there!' Ben is really trying to goad him now with his "Good luck John" "I have faith in John " rubbish when he has slated him for hours saying there's no way he should have been picked.
5.34pm, The cheerleaders are doing their routine and Ben looks ridiculous. Josie straddling Nathan while Ife went for John! Ben blanked and put his head between Josie's legs! Ben just sniffed his armpit to check on T-shirt status.
5.51pm, Steve's half time chat - tells them to think about where their strengths are! Teams change ends. Mario scores. LOL Corin "IN YER FACE SHABBYYYYYYY" Nathan takes a tumble in his chair. Blues (The Warriors) win 11-9 Nathan picks Ife to go to the party, not Josie as expected. Won a night of fast food and games. John looks really down now that Josie will not be joining him.
6.06pm, John James is complaining about his blisters after the basketball game #BB11
6.10pm, Nathan offers Josie a shower with the winning team. Hands off monobrow! Liked how Josie stalled to let him go ahead and shrugged him off. She couldn't have looked any more uncomfortable as she loosened his hugging arm.
6.14pm, John eating again, hes so going to make up for the last two weeks abstinence. (crisp scoffage) Josie says 'its the taking part!'
JOHN: No it's about winning.
Corin LOVED it. John lying on bed says 'thanks for coaching us Baron.' Josie jokes she'd have been better in the game than John, Ben says she'd have been miles better and that John was the weakest link. Ben has sweaty pits!!!!
6.22pm,
Kiev joins JJJ in bed. Josie snuggles into John's arm. John tells
Dave he was on fire in the second half.
6.40pm, Shabby moaning that John was cheating (throughout the match) grabbing Dave's arms, then admits
she slapped Corin's arm. Ife saying John shouldn't have been picked as it was a reward for
bad behaviour. Caoimhe says he did offer to swap with me, they also had
a go at Josie who had been saying she had scored the most goals.
Corin
wants an ice cream party so she can make a knickerbocker glory. The
losers are having fishfingers, chips and peas for dinner. Josie
has fallen asleep.
6.58pm,
Dave's bum is numb; Ben dribbles in his sleep.
BBLB
– Sunshine didn't agree with a crowd member's comment that she was
evicted as she was nasty to John James and all the girls fancy him.
SUNSHINE:
I'm really nice to John.
Sunshine
felt John and Josie 'could happen' when Emma asked how she'd feel
about it she said it's alright as she likes both of them. Emma adds
that she had quite a flirty relationship with John which Sunshine concurs
with 'we also argued quite a bit as well.. I don't know if you knew
that. He was lovely! When he was nice he was very, very nice!'
Andi
Osho (professional stand up comedian) thought all the HM's were good,
no numpties. She thinks Josie is great, really cool and deliberately
funny.
EMMA: We're Josie lovers at BBLB!
Chicken
man thinks he can talk through them isn't sure the chickens (from the
joke task) were that keen on John. When George shows on the news how
John was shocked to his very core at Josie not having sex in 8
months, he calculates with John's 30 second record he could have had
sex 699, 840 times in that time.
7.02pm, Alarm
blares Josie sits straight up.
SHABBY: Oh my
god if you get to play scrabble I will just die!
7.10pm, JJJ
inspects the wardrobe and discovers the anti-squatting
measures. BB have boarded up the closet to stop people from going in there. Josie gets back into
bed.
7.20pm, Haaaha
Josie realised John had used her showergel by his scent!! John asked Josie if
she knew where his socks were! (as though she ought to know) She is
wearing them ;)
JOSIE: I might have half an idea where!
She eats
John's chocolate, he gave her his cos he said he doesn't like chocolate.
Dave discussing
spiritual realms, prophecies, Auras and using typically flattering
leading compliments and language. It's captivating (!) Dave is
talking to Ife about how Jesus legally allows him to enter the spirit
world. Ife the woman who constantly blathers about "the secret"
brings up her need for scientific reasoning.. Dave flattering Ife and
trying to extoll his spiritual beliefs. Ife on the otherhand leading
him to go on and trying to appear open and interested...then she
brings up Avatar and compares Dave's beliefs to that.
7.40pm, Losers
eat their chips. Josie can't read and listen to music at the same
time. Ben has a go at John again - Josie says she can never work Ben
out whether he is friends with John or not. Ben saying that he likes John
but he turns on him a lot. Ben now refers to the tshirt incident.
Gets told by Dave that in fairness its John's tshirt. Ben says John had
all morning to tell Ben to change the t-shirt so is not giving in.
7.48pm, All hms
to the BR - rest of house out of bounds. JJJ are snuggling together
on the bed.
7.56pm, “John
seems to be quite down I think he realises Ben and Dave are slagging him
off behind his back. He is also going to have to spend time without
Josie for the first time which he won't like. And on top of that
spend time with Nathan short bursts are okay. Basically other than
Steve all his friends are not going to be with him.” (Melhock JJJAT)
8.02pm,
Corin, Steve, John James, Ife and Nathan start their party. The other
housemates can only watch from the bedroom #BB11
8.18pm,
John tells Josie his moaning about Ben wasn't about the t-shirt. He
just found him rude. 'I'm not materialistic at all.' In the
end it was the principle. John just said to Jose he was gonna save
some food for her! He doesn't want to leave her.
8.20pm,
Losing team group hug
8.30pm, John
doesn't seem to be enjoying himself. He's under a table, wanting to
be in the other room. Tee hee. Shabby's nose pressed against the
glass like a Victorian child at a sweet shop window. Jose don't take
her eyes off John and he keeps turning round to look at her!
8.33pm, Girls flash boobs.
JOHN: I cant believe they just did that!
STEVE: I shut my eyes because he
didn't want to see 'that' as he's old enough to be their dad.
JOHN: That'll be on Google images
Aww, looks like John doesn't want to
dad dance without Josie there!
8.42pm, Ben thinks John needs
someone to protect him and Josie does that. She believes she spends
most of the day telling John off!
BEN: (trying
to chip away at her confidence) You remind him of his
mother – she is the only person he loves in the world. When he has
a go at me or Dave it's not your fault you must realise that.
Shabby asking BB to lock the party
goers in the garden so they can trash the party. Ben says he is
really fond of John 'and I was being stubborn and I shouldn't have
been stubborn. He only winds me up cos he can.'
“To be fair on Josie we couldn't
hear the whole convo and Dave did say she's a good friend, to him so
maybe she did stick up for him and we didn't hear it? She's also
being tentative because she's worried about ending up with egg on her
face if she shows too much of her feelings, so its a
self-preservation thing, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. I
hope before long Ben will put his foot in it, which he's so good at,
and describe Josie as John's mother figure in front of John and I'm
sure he'll defend himself. She looks so down after their sabotaging
comments. (Sofette JJJAT)
9.17pm, Awww! John knocking on
the BR window, he was distracted at Josie's screaming, bless him. Now
he's smiling to himself. HM's in bedroom all bundle Josie. Caoimhe
simulating sex and screaming "Oh yeah!" She humped
Dave and Ben!!Josie screams as she is buried at the bottom of the
pile. John dobs those in the house in to those in the garden. Steve
and Nathan are p*ssed that they have built a fort/den in the bedroom.
NATHAN : I'm up for a ****ing laugh
and that but... S/C
We can nearly hear full sentences from
Nathan now it's gone 9. I'm not sure if that's a good thing. John
explores his nostrils then wipes it on the grass!
JOSIE: You could have a wank in
here! (Mario had one in a sock last night)
The Incredible Sulk (Nathan) is
looking through the bedroom window.
BEN: After a day of being in wheelchairs I don't particularly want to end up in one.
MARIO: Here's a lesson, kids - don't make a den out of 8 mattresses!
BEN: After a day of being in wheelchairs I don't particularly want to end up in one.
MARIO: Here's a lesson, kids - don't make a den out of 8 mattresses!
NATHAN: (raging) F'n... blah
blah... F'n... blah F'n blah... there'll be f'n hell to pay...
*Moan/bitch/whine/grumble*
CORIN: I don't mean to change the subject, but look how bad my skin's getting.
CORIN: I don't mean to change the subject, but look how bad my skin's getting.
The housemates fake orgasms in the
bedroom.
DAVE: Donna, I just want to say this isn't what it sounds like.
DAVE: Donna, I just want to say this isn't what it sounds like.
9.30pm, John shouting to Jose
that she's copping it the most for the mattress mess up. John has
been saying that he hasn't been an angry little man for a few days
but it may be about to happen.(Now yells) 'That's the last time I
get you pr*cks out - I did everything!' (not sure what that
means)
STEVE: It's just moronic behaviour,
stupidity, stupidity!
IFE: If my wigs are on the floor..... not that I look after them really..
IFE: If my wigs are on the floor..... not that I look after them really..
Josie says she really is having a
lovely time...until I just saw John's face. Mattress house doing John
impersonations. John and Nathan are looking in at the bomb site that
used to be the BR.
JOHN: He's your mate, he in't mine.
Not after today. I mean, I'm immature but ****. (shouting)
You've had your last bit of sleep Benny boy!
BEN: What is Johnny saying?
DAVE: I dunno, he not 'appy is 'e?
BEN: What is Johnny prattling on about? I've had my last bit of sleep, but why?
DAVE: I dunno, he not 'appy is 'e?
BEN: What is Johnny prattling on about? I've had my last bit of sleep, but why?
Darth Ife going in for the kill on her
former besties, calling Shabby and Caoimhe f*cking bitches as all her
family and friends support her coming in there. She explains to John
she saw Shabs and Caoimhe making faces through the window and going
'cringe' cringe' and that they were rolling her eyes at her
earlier. Also Shabby asked her earlier if she would leave if Caiomhe
went and Ife said no, and Shabby looked at her like she was a bad
person.
IFE: (raking Shabby and Caoimhe
over the coals) Just because I don't go into a corner and start
bitching about people...
Big fractures developed in the Ife,
Caoimhe and Shabby triangle. The losers want to be let out to smoke.
More giggling and shenanigans as the fortress falls apart and Shabby
starts riding the edge of it. And now they're jumping on the beds!
Dave under a mattress being jumped on by Caoimhe, Josie and Ben. They
are chanting glory as they do it. BB has asked the bedroom lot to put
the mattresses back on the beds.
9.43pm, Ife talking about not
wanting to be seen as only being in there to get a recording
contract. Then starts talking about her own songs! (being economic
with the truth, may bore the anger out of John!) Ife telling JJ that
she didn't sing in the first few days because she didn't want to be
seen as a wannabe and for people to suggest she should've gone on
x-factor... but now she knows that if she sings commercial songs it
won't be played. Moves on to say she didn't do her stretches and
stuff that she usually does but has had to do it today as she's been
stiff. When the song came on she just decided to let herself go. It's
like she's eaten an entire pack of Duracell batteries. And if she
doesn't stop saying 'like' as every third word I'm going to put my
foot through the screen.
9.46pm, The Bedroom group are
slightly stunned as they've realised that Nathan and John James are
seriously p****ed off.
SHABBY: How many of us are here? There will be 6 people up for eviction tomorrow.
SHABBY: How many of us are here? There will be 6 people up for eviction tomorrow.
Corin's getting angry! Steve calls Ben
a ****ing drip (as he is just standing there allowing Josie, Keeva
and Shabby lift the mattresses back)
SHABBY: They're only having a good
time because they're having it off the back of our good time.
IFE: And the first thing that we
did was get the burgers for them and hide them in the kitchen and
they do this to us!
BEN: The divide is between those
who have a sense of humour and those who don't.
MARIO: Shabby you need to be our
official spokesperson!
9.51pm, oooh Corin raising her
voice in a less than positive tone. (mask slipping) “Don't
f*cking mess about with my things!” Ife adds 'and in the rules
it says you cant mess with fixtures and fittings.......they should be
punished.' (Ahem - does that apply to firedoor breakage?)
MARIO: When they open the door,
shall we just deny everything and say we've been in bed the whole
time?
But Corin are you LOVIN' it??? Her act
has cracked as she lets out a host of expletives that would make
Nathan proud. John's not happy that his towels are on the floor.
IFE: If they can't see what they've
done wrong then we're dealing with crazy people!
BB: Can Corin please come to the
Diary room?
CORIN: (Agitated)
Yes she can.
Oh she is not pleased at all, she is
definitely NOT loving it!! Josie asking "why are you lot so
pissed off?" 'We are supposed to be denying it' says
someone.
JOSIE: Is Corin pissed off because
she thinks we messed with her wig?
More to come on the next blog ...
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