Live night 22

Live feed starts with Caoimhe, Ife and Mario outside at the carousel. Ben walks into the bedroom and greets the ever watchful eyes 'hello camera!' Those very cameras choose to show us their surveillance of him preening in the closet for the longest 2 minutes of life. 

Back out to the backyarders discussing whether they'd have sex in the house if their significant others were in the house with them. Caoimhe would probably take Dave into the snug but Ife's not sure as it would be really awkward (lots of SC's) 

Ben is called into the Diary room; BB want to see him again, but he doesn't know why! He 'what?'s and waves to the HM's calling out to him, before opening the door. On the screencap the video makes it look like he is a ghostly apparition because there are somehow TWO BEN'S on screen!!  (3 including his reflection in the mirror)
 

In the garden, Ife explains how Corin had told her a story about riding on a camel.. and that the only thing you have to hold onto is so small. Corin had found it horrendous and the man was whipping the camel!! :( Mario has been on camels himself and demonstrates how the humps rock you back and forth. Corin hadn't even wanted to go on it but this man had persuaded her to and everyone had been watching her. She'd screamed 'get me off it!!' but they wouldn't let her off. 

Mario tells how you can't just get off like the saddle of a horse, you have to wait for the camel to kneel down and you fly forward! Ife exudes that she would love to ride a camel and then imagines if BB just cut that section! Mario calls it interesting and then likens it to the other day where Ife had exclaimed 'I love penises!' Ife hopes BB wouldn't do that to her and almost falls off the Carousel horse so Mario had to help her down.   

Sunshine and Caoimhe actually hold a hesitant but civil (conversation) in the kitchen about Sunshine cooking quorn sausages for John as he's really hungry. She doesn't even know how to make them as she doesn' eat them, so when Dave comes over she tries to pass the buck onto him!! She is cooking 3 sausages and gravy that she's going to put in some bread.

We hear Ife squealing and squirming as John is tickling her tyrannically! Caoimhe feels it is necessary to put on her sunglasses in the living room as she looks on at John and Ife with a sour look on her face!   

IFE: God, John! You're stronger than you look!! (SC) Okay, I'm not as strong as I look!   

JOHN: Yeah, you are pretty strong!  

Ife challenges John to an arm wrestle but he tells her he's not very good at those to be honest. But Ife won't accept no for an answer as she tells him she is, so he kneels on the floor and they rest their elbows on the sofa. Steve implores John to not break Ife's arm! When they grip hands, John can already feel that Ife is strong 'ready, set, go!'   

IFE: Are you toying with me?   

JOHN: Heck no!   

I'm not sure if John just let Ife win but Steve comments that John is struggling just before he is defeated. Caoimhe wants to have a turn but then John races to the kitchen for his sausages, calling out that there is no bread! Caoimhe takes on Ife as Nathan and Steve spectate; Ife whines that she feels Caoimhe is at an advantage and so they swap places. 

Ife yelps as Caoimhe is victorious, she wants to know the trick but Nathan doesn't know how to do it! Ife accounts that it is the angle she is at which is why she is losing! Nathan and Steve swap techniques off screen, supposedly it is to do with locking and tweaking the wrist. Caoimhe is happy to have won both times and doesn't want a further re-match so Ife settles for an arm wrestle against Nathan. 

NATHAN: I f**king hate arm wrestling, me! (tramples her and nearly takes her arm off in the process)   

On their second go, Ife feels like her arm will break but Nathan isn't even moving 'I'm really resisting!' She wonders again if she's in an awkward position; Nathan laughs and shows her the position she was in. Ife gets herself ready before the third round, Nathan just holds against her pushes to him!   

NATHAN: Look at your face! Is that your sex face?   

Ife yelps with pain that it's not and doesn't want him to tell the details of how weak her arm is. Nathan assesses that Ife has no body mass to put up against anyone in an arm wrestle as she's tiny! John has come back from the kitchen to interject his belief that she could beat most girls in there until Ife points out Caoimhe had just kicked her arse. 

JOHN: (Highly surprised) Did she?!!

Ife thanks John for his confidence in her arm wrestling prowess. So she realises that she's at a disadvantage anyway, even with her will power!! John describes arm wrestling as  more about technique and that his friends are real good at it.  

The crazed woman wants to spar with Steve even though she knows he'll get her hand down straight away. Steve is reluctant because he might hurt her but she tells him to 'bring it on, b*tch!' She appeals for an advantage so Steve gives her a huge heads start, even then her arm has literally nowhere to go and is tensed. John aww's as Ife tries so hard to get Steve's hand down and Ife asks Corin to help!   

CORIN: Your head is smaller than Steve's hand!!   

John laughs then returns to the kitchen. Corin thinks they have no chance to tackle Steve even together; Ife infers it will take about 7 of them! No matter how much they grunt and holler they cannot conquer the Baron beast; Corin pretends it's because she hasn't been doing her exercises! 

Ife again concedes that it will take about 4 or 5 HM's to get Steve down. 

STEVE: More than that!   

Although Ife's arm is 'proper killing!' she can't resist one more try against Steve, solo. She uses all her body weight and hangs off the back of the sofa to no avail as Steve wins once more! Her shoulder has become very hot afterwards as she was really trying.

Ife complains for BB to turn down the lights in the lounge as it is stupidly bright in there! As she only has Steve for company at the couches, she surveys the house to see what everyone else is doing 'Josie's had a shower..' she decides she may have another cigarette. 

Josie comes out of the bathroom clad in her towel and she's not joking but it was the 'best wash I've ever had in here, straight down to the bone!' Ife thinks she has showered naked 'I applaud you, babes!' Steve warns Josie that her towel is going to fall. 

STEVE: I can see your nipple! As much as I'd like to see that you probably wanna keep your dignity, darlin!  

Josie is not too phased and merely 'oops' and Ife remarks that cameras will be zooming in. She lends her a hand in wrapping the towel more tightly around Josie's top half and torso.   

CAOIMHE: You have really nice boobs! I'm really worried now cos mine aren't that coloured. (Josie asks what she means) Like yours are nice and dark!

JOSIE: What my nips? Let's have a look. 

CAOIMHE: Mine are pink! (shows her chest to Josie and Ife in the corner of the room, discreetly so that the cameras can't catch an eyeful too!)   

Josie thinks hers are the same colour as Caoimhe's! So the girls then want to have a gander at hers (she exposes herself to their eyes only) and Ife examines that it is because Josie is tanned (that she has darker nipples!) The boys would be envious that they got their baps out for the GIRLS!! :D

Quick cut to the bedroom where they are discussing referring to someone as 'Ironside' when they are in their detective mode. 

Corin feigns interest but most probably doesn't have an inkling as to whom they are talking about. Neither do I as it happens!! 

After an ad break, the girls are now in the garden trying to work out if they've ever won a luxury shopping budget and don't believe they have. Caoimhe chows down some cereal under the carousel and Shabby wants some of the sausages Sunshine had sizzled before. Ife thinks she'll want another fag if she eats some so Shabby says she'll have one if that is the case! Several SC's as they discuss the dog ends they've smoked being much stronger.   

Ife says she's not someone who's really rude all the time, something had been a one-off.. supposedly neither is Caoimhe!! *snorts* Caoimhe considers herself to have always been really nice in the Diary room! 

SHABBY: What's happened to you, Caoimhe? She used to be really nice, didn't she? 

IFE: That was all an act! 

CAOIMHE: That was shyness!  

On a bit of a serious level, Ife tells Caoimhe and Shabby that she's really grateful they were so nice to her from the beginning and embraced her weirdness. She knows they didn't know her from Adam and really wants to tell them she's really thankful to them, as she wouldn't have been able to move into her current situation without those two. 

Caoimhe gives Ife a cuddle and reminisces that they had shared a bath together on the first night but she hadn't known what to say. She jokes 'will you be okay when I'm gone on Friday?' but Ife is declaring that even though she's not spending as much time with them now it's just her personality. Ife finally answers Caoimhe's question that she won't be if either her or Shabby go. She thinks this is the reason she's been really ratty today as she'd be sad if one of them is evicted.   

Shabby makes out she'd only be sad if she was evicted, then ponders if the house would be weird without either her or Caoimhe. Caoimhe doesn't think it would be weird if she wasn't there. Shabby states that the chances are one of them will be evicted – talk about stating the H'OBVIOUS! Caoimhe's convinced that Sunshine won't go; Ife chastises them both for not visualising the 3 of them being there til the end. Shabby just can't believe Dave had picked Caoimhe; Chicken Kiev doesn't care about that.   

Ife relays that Josie was sure Dave would pick her as they'd been having arguments. And that is Shabby's point, Dave hadn't had arguments with Caoimhe but had with Josie! Even though Shabby doesn't see any reason Josie wouldn't be popular outside she has to agree with something Josie said earlier. 'If people really, really loved her they wouldn't have evicted Govan. I really don't think they would have done.'  

The popular thing has all come from what they saw written on the ball on the first night as this is all they have to go on. But now realise they went on this big lie that BB span out of control, as they'd told Mario what to write. Shabby supposes that it is obvious Steve will be popular because he's a war hero and what he's done for their country.   

IFE: But everyone else, you don't know who would be hated and who would be liked! Really, you can't tell. 

Ife thinks it's very difficult not to like Steve as he fought for the country. Shabby's not gonna f**k about there are things Steve says sometimes that make her think 'really Steve? Really??' and they both agree. Ife and Caoimhe need to get some more Bran Flakes so request that Shabby holds her thought! They chuckle over how excited they are for Bran Flakes!

Shabby stays outside to finish her smoke and have a stretch and a burp! Mario and Sunshine (interrupt) Shabby's serenity with a calamitous cushion fight! She pelts with the pillows and pierces the air with shrill shrieks! When she is unarmed and Mario gives chase she suggests they play pillow dodgeball.   

MARIO: (Stops) It's a good thing I would never hit a girl! But for you I'll make an exception!   

He doesn't know why he's been brought into her pillow fight and has hit his own microphone. When the cameras move across to the Raggy dolls, Sunshine can still be heard squealing as Mario spins her! 

Mario drags her by her legs across the lawn over to the ladies. Ife hopes Caoimhe knows she still really enjoys their company despite not spending as much time with them now. Ife protests when Mario wraps Sunshine's legs around her on purpose.  

Sunshine apologises for being left in an awkward position tangled around Ife's body. She says she feels like a man on the tube who was reading a newspaper that she'd been watching wobble! He looked like he was pole dancing (so Sunshine re-enacts this) and then landed on a woman's lap, they'd all been looking and the woman had asked if he was okay.  

Another tube story, Sunshine had seen a heavily pregnant woman standing and she herself had been packed like a sardine in the middle so couldn't do anything. But she was so incensed that people hadn't moved so she could sit down but instead moved their papers higher, covering their faces and pretending they couldn't see her! Ife's seen this happen many times and then encourages her to get Mario as it will be the best thing for all of them!

IFE: (has Mole's card marked) As soon as he gets a little bit tipsy, he'll start flirting with Ben and then regret it tomorrow. 

Shabby snaps that she wants them to stop talking about Ben and heads into the house. Ife thinks it's not bad that Shabby went for about an hour without storming off! Caoimhe dangles her legs in the pool but thinks it might be something more than that. Ife realises it could be many things but isn't going to try and understand it. Ife cautions that Caoimhe has got to be careful but Caoimhe insists it is just messing between friends!   

IFE: You've never done that to me! (imitates her touching Shabby intimately)

Caoimhe then tries to clasp Ife's chest saying that she does that to her friends anyway. Ife re-iterates that she doesn't know how it could come across and that she shouldn't want to come over as leading someone on. Now it is Caoimhe's turn to stomp into the kitchen calling Ife 'stupid!' but not before taking Ife's bowl from her (Ife cannot eat anymore bran flakes!) 

In the garden, Ife mentions to Mario that she believes her holding him back is a good thing 'you might hate me right now, but you'll love me tomorrow!' They hug and Mario thanks her and asks what they should do as everyone is going to bed. Ife needs to roll a cigarette for starters, but after she is all his! Mario collects some cushions to take into the snug while Ife gathers together some dog ends. 

Ife sighs that she doesn't know and it is going to be 'sh*t' whoever leaves in the eviction. She can imagine people think she doesn't like Sunshine but she does; she'd just prefer for Caoimhe or Shabby to stay. Though she finds Sunshine a nice girl and would definitely miss her if she wasn't in the house. She predicts that she'll be a nervous wreck on the day as it's such a horrible thing! 
   

Ife finds it ridiculous how emotionally attached they become and bets that people on the outside think 'get over it!' She feels like a wet lettuce in the way that she's really soppy and suspects BB gave them nothing to do deliberately that day. 

In the bedroom, Caoimhe and Shabby are whispering in bed while John moans at Sunshine in the background. Sunshine is annoyed that John poured water on her; he was trying to get it off himself! Although we don't get to see the action, Dave and Nathan join in with the raucous noise-making. Sunshine screams so violently it curdles blood! John warns her that if she splashes water on him he will drag her outside in the middle of the night and throw her in the pool! Sunshine merely laughs so the prospect didn't initially cause her any remote distress.   

JOHN: (makes himself abundantly clear) Do you understand? Do you understand? I will pick you up in the middle of the night and I will throw you in the pool!

She obviously pays no heed to his threat and dashes him with water but none of this is shown on the live feed which is fixated on Skeeva. We just hear Dave laughing and Sunshine yelping realising John had been deadly serious. Nathan then chuckles that he's just realised John James has dragged Sunshine out of the bedroom.   

JOSIE: (Laughs and jokes) He's such a woman bully, in't he?   

Scene skip and sound cut then Shabby mocks the hyena hysterics from the HM's before getting back to her nocturnal (chat) with Caoimhe. Shabby seems to agree with Ife's observation that Caoimhe needs to think about what she says and how she acts. 

In the garden, Mario explains that he was helping Sunshine at first (when John was dragging her across the garden) but when they had both fallen he was going to push them both in the pool. If Sunshine hadn't started screaming about her underwear showing, Mario had been pushing John and was about to roll Sunshine in too! Ife thinks that would have been hilarious but that he wouldn't want her underwear to be showing as that's embarrassing. 

John is back in the bedroom saying how lucky Sunshine was that Mario was there (to come to her rescue) BB reminds HM's to keep the noise down in the garden as they are in a residential area. (Long SC) 

Ife refuses to play into Sunshine's drama queen ways; then catches John exacting his vengeance on Sunshine by chucking water over her! (through the window) Sunshine stands grinning from ear to ear in utter elation before deciding to go out to the garden for a piece of pity pie! I don't mean to sound judgey but this is the kind of thing lunatics do! 

She has no qualms about hitching her night dress over her hip to show off her war wounds! 

IFE: Look at how happy he is with himself! 

Knowing she made a massive error in judgment, she turns away not able to face John 'I don't want to see him again!' John vows that even if he'd been kicked out in the process, Sunshine was going in the pool if it weren't for Mario standing in the way!'

JOHN: You're very lucky that you got what you got! I told you not to pour water on me, I gave you time to think about it so.. next time you do something, just think about it.. just don't flick me with water!

Sunshine is still p*ssy and insufferable walking back inside to get away from John; he follows her. Mario wants them to kiss and make up but Sunshine (though deep down would JUMP at the chance) resolves that she doesn't want to kiss John. I think this night was the start of what would be Sunshine's inevitable demise in the BB house.  

Sunshine now has Dave, Ife, Mario and John hovering around her as she waits by the Diary room door looking more delighted than a donkey on helium. This is exactly what she'd been counting on and I don't think anybody disputes this. 

JOHN: (There's no flies on him) Look at that face! Do you really think that's a face that's gonna leave? Come on! 

Ife gives Shunshon (as she trips on her tongue) a strict sermon to stop being a drama queen, that's she's not leaving and to put on some clean clothes (as opposed to parading around in her slinky nightie!) John spouts that Sunshine is talking sh*t and Ife concurs that Sunshine is dramatising it. 

No matter how much Ife attempts to get Sunshine to stop and smell the roses, she still intends to speak to BB in her see-through outfit! She leaves to fetch Sunshine a long vest stop while Drama queen investigates her carpet burns. Shabby comes out to complain about all the shouting. 

SUNSHINE: I'm shouting because John got my naked vagina out on the television!! 

Don't sexualise it, SCUMshine!! She jumps up and down in front of Dave about how John kept dragging her and she 'kinda has to be a doctor and that's kinda going out on the TV!' She doesn't think her splashing a bit of water on John is worth her being naked on the TV. Dave assesses the damage and asks if she is sure it went out; she's pretty sure it will be televised.  

She couldn't be more mightily chuffed than to once again hoist her camisole so Dave can examine her 'injuries!' Ife sorts Sunshine out with a top, orders her to go get changed and leave the Diary room alone. Sunshine will not go to bed because 'this is my LIFE!' Ife laughs for Sunshine to listen to herself and asks if her vagina looks different to anyone elsess!! :D

Sunshine, the common enemy, doesn't think this is going to work. Ife has to assist her in changing by pulling the top down over her. In the bedroom, Mario tries to persuade Ben to come and talk to him but Ben is stressed out and wants to sleep. He warns him to stop saying certain words because they are UN-PC. 

BEN: They can throw me out if they want to. 

Dave cuddles Ben for stirring it up! Change back to Sunshine who is communicating with her 'violent attacker'!! 

John cowers as Sunshine comes at him to expose her carpet burns. 

JOHN: Seriously Sunshine, I'm all up for a joke and that .. but um can ya.. because you get upset about the..

She lunges forward again and I can't comprehend a word coming out because she's speaking 20,000 miles an hour! But face it, she's a mess and will not let up about John dragging her to the pool with her vagina showing!! Sunny: 'NOT FUNNY!'

John asks her what he had said to her before she tipped the water over him. She needs to think HARDER because all of a sudden she is now exclaiming that it doesn't matter and had been funny 'we're all laughing'! I actually think Sunshine had been programmed (in a He's-just-not-that-into-you-way( to believe that John was acting like a jerk because he liked her. When really he was paying back the worm for her stupidity!

JOHN: I warned you Sunshine. I'm the sort of person that means it! (she's sick of the conversation) But you started.. everything you have done, you have started!

SUNSHINE: It's hilarious (!) 

John's not joking, he doesn't find it funny anymore, nor did he when she came over to tip water over him when he's sleeping. She shouts for him to leave it as she's going on Friday so there's no point in continuing their spat. But this is NOT John's point! His is - don't start something if you can't finish it.

Sunshine keeps repeating that it is funny but John doesn't even crack a smile. She just wants to go and speak to BB. 

JOHN: I'm not talking about why you're hurt, I don't really care. Why did you put water on me? 

It is at this point where Corin comes back from the Diary room and asks what's been going on. While John rehashes the events to Corin, Sunshine wants someone to feel sorry for her as she'd only splashed him! If she was anybody else in the Universe, they MIGHT have felt sorry for her! 

The sad girl with the hang up, smiles alarmingly widely and shakes her head in the direction of the bedroom at Corin, whom she wishes to talk to. Sunshine says she won't play anymore but tells John to chill out as she doesn't want this argument anymore. John won't let it drop as he is still waiting to be told WHY. 

SUNSHINE: We like each other, we're friends! Go to bed, I'm just going to go and talk to BB. No harm done. 

JOHN: Yeah there is harm done because I don't want bottles of water to be poured on me at night! There is harm done! And you sook when it happens to you but .. 

Sunshine challenges that she's not annoyed about that but something else and they're not going to talk about it because John won't listen to her right now. 

JOHN: (hesitant) Well, I'll listen.    

You can tell he's not really in the mood to hear her out by the look of unbridled 'excitement' on his face! Sunshine won't when there is no point; the cavalry arrives in the form of Josie.

JOSIE: (Bra-less) It's alright.. do you know what I mean?  

MARIO: Josie, I can see your nipples!

Josie suggests that they apologise (then sucks her thumb), which they do grudgingly and insincerely as they both still have sour grapes. 

JOHN: But no more! No more now! No more.. 

Corin concedes that they must both leave it now as it will end up in a massive argument. 

JOHN: It is, it is! And I want it to stop. 

She explains that she's visiting the Diary room as the whole way she'd be yelling that her underwear was showing! After squabbling ensues and Sunshine flees into the safe John-less confines of the Diary room, Ife reveals the main reason for Sunshine's upset being down to her vagina.

John receives an eyeful of Josie's bosom so covers his face to spare her blushes! Josie captions the obvious that Sunshine is trying to catch his attention. John wants Sunshine to stop now because she gets upset and can't handle it. 

It is at this moment CHEST in the NIP of time that Josie realises she's come out without a bra. I think the word we're looking for here is BRA-vo :D *titter titter* so she covers up the twin set with one of John's hoodies! Ife laughs for her to check herself out in the mirror. 

John knew that Mario was going to try and throw both him and Sunshine in the pool. Ife would have helped! He feels bad now that he thinks about the situation which Ife urges him not to. When the one woman operation of woe gets over the top, it does get to John as it is not his intention for her to threaten to leave! 

IFE: She's being a drama queen! She never in a million years would walk out that door! 

JOHN: She was laughing the whole time she was saying it, definitely!    

Corin isn't fooled by Sunshine's 'kind' face and 'charming' personality and knows she'll be alright as it is Sunshine's way of having a laugh with him. But for John it it is getting to the point where Sunshine thinks it is funny at first, then John continues to find it amusing taunted her back and then Sunshine 'gets like that!' 

In the bedroom, the sound is cut while Shabby and Caoimhe cross swords. Shabby drops the bomb that she wont stay and chat in the bed like Caoimhe wants and then walks away, to get away from Kiev! Nathan checks she's alright after she's left in bed isolated, she's not, thinks it's stupid and can't deal with it anymore!

CAOIMHE: (lying through her teeth) It's just so hard.. like I don't realise she feels like that at all!  

Have a heart ho-bag! You have been told in no uncertain terms several times exactly how much Shabby lusted after you. You then choose to continue to flirt with and touch her up, confusing the cocoa out of the chick! Then shows no sympathy to her supposed best friend and just bitches about how stupid this is!! 

She's unsure if she should back off and doesn't know what the f**k to do. Nathan's advice: 'have a good kip, kid!' it then dawns on her it must be hard for Shabby too. Dave starts on about infra red camera and then how he thinks John ought to be careful. Nathan infers it is the same for them all as none of them know how they are being portrayed. (SC)

CAOIMHE: I'm probably gonna be portrayed as a f**king lesbian now!

Caoimhe claims to have forgotten the things Shabby has said to her, that they don't register to her and she doesn't believe her. The girl who gives promiscuity a bad name doesn't consider Shabby to flirt with her. She only feels that they are amazing friends with a special bond, but cant listen to Shabby's sh*t (randomly informing her she'd gone to the Diary room to tell BB how much she likes her)

Nathan knows that this whole bucket of crazy will be juicy to BB! Caoimhe complains that it's not fair to her fella (who she thinks about first thing in the morning and before she goes to bed) or to her but realises it must be tough for Shabby. She pretends she never even picks up on it until BB throw them in a room together (Nathan calls this a nasty trick) or Shabby reveals what she has revealed. 

She would actually prefer Shabby to not tell her and to keep it to herself.

NATHAN: Ignorance is bliss as they say.  

Shabby has sought out more sympathetic ears to sound off to (Corin and Ife) as she lists Caoimhe's heinous acts! Most recent of all - pushing her against the wall and kissing up her neck today. Ife evaluates they could look at this different ways - 1) Caoimhe fancies Shabby back but is in denial 2) she can't help herself for the attention. 

When Corin finds out someone fancies her she starts to fancy them too. Ife thinks it is human nature to make more of an effort with someone when you are flattered.  

It has just hit home to Shabby that Caoimhe doesn't give a f**k that this is difficult for her or the way she feels. She's a little scandalised that 'She gives a f**k that she doesn't wanna look bad in the edit!' Even when Shabby traded her hat for the HM's to have tobacco, Caoimhe only cared and apologised once they had received it. 

Ife loves Caoimhe to bits but has stepped back because she just doesn't understand as Caoimhe isn't clear. She doesn't want to be in the middle of them both so she detracted herself from their group. Shabby doesn't know but calls Ife absolutely right and has to be honest that the way it f**king looks is that Caoimhe does like her. Shabby hadn't said this up to this point because she hasn't wanted to hurt Caoimhe's boyfriend but she's hurt. 

She doesn't see why she should save a guy's feelings that she doesn't know because Caoimhe doesn't spare her feelings! The president of the pottymouth club uses some fruity language to describe the nonsense of Caoimhe not realising Shabby flirts with her. Especially since Caoimhe flirts too either because she's also attracted to Shabby or likes the attention. Even more cynically, she's started to consider it could be because Caoimhe knows it would make good TV. 

Corin and Ife don't believe this and Shabby really doesn't want that to be true. It is starting to sketch Shabs out so Ife suggests she ask Caoimhe directly. Shabby is certain Caoimhe wouldn't answer her in the house. 

Shabby speculates that Caoimhe snogging her neck will make the HL's as it is quite an intimate place to kiss someone! John James Parton Pantyhose could often be seen kissing into Josie's neck!! I think that was his favourite as it enabled him to show affection and how he was attracted to her without drawing to much attention to themselves! 

Shabby is demoralised that Caoimhe knows she already feels like a massive idiot over this but continues to flirt with her all day! Then comments 'oh I hope they don't edit this to make it look like I fancy you!' She envisions her friends being horrified as she doesn't behave that way on the outside and sees herself as a Casanova! 

SHABBY: But now I realise that I'm not a Casanova.. I'm an embarrassment! 

Ife insists that this is a high intense situation and it is awkward; if she were her she'd get Caoimhe out there demand she is real with her and tell her where she stands and then work it out. Corin tries to see it from Caoimhe's POV in that if someone fancied her in there, she might flirt and find them fit but not take it any further. 

Which has Ife in agreement but she wouldn't then turn around and hope that she isn't edited badly! She'd like to think she has enough respect to let them know the flirting is not real for her own self. Shabby does have respect for her and her boyfriend but doesn't think Caoimhe wants to give her a definite answer. If she wanted to push this more, she could've put it to Caoimhe that she leaves her boyfriend and gets with her. 

SHABBY: Or let's just be normal friends, which doesn't involve grabbing boobs or kissing each others necks!  

Ife had addressed this matter with Caoimhe earlier about her not groping anyone else by the boobs! In order to prove she does this to everyone, she'd went in for Ife's!! Shabby is regretting her lusty confessions as she had been at ease with the situation despite it being difficult as she really f**king likes her. 

The hardest thing has been having Caoimhe come on to her as she has felt the reciprocation from her. This has obviously been an enormous burden plaguing her when she doesn't deem Caoimhe to have been respectful towards her feelings. (ad break) 

Caoimhe is now attacking the salsa dip and chips in the kitchen. Ife relays to Corin that she's always liked Beckham so when she'd seen John walk past in the football shirt, she did a double take! Because Beckham has always been that fanciable person, whenever John ruffles her head she now gets all coy and giggly. She's been thinking about this all day and doesn't ever want to be in a position where it looks like something more! 

Corin tells her not to be daft as Terry means the world to her. Ife has been worrying though that a glance/touch could be misconstrued on TV but Terry knows she has a thing for Beckham. When Mario suggested that the three of them (him, John and Ife) shared a bed she'd declared 'no!'

She had to clear it up that it was fine for her to be in bed with Mario as he was gay. John completely understood. Then he had come out without a top on and she was floored but couldn't help but look! :D If Terry was there she wouldn't even be thinking like that!

Josie comes in to browse in the fridge and close it just as quickly as she'd opened it. As she goes out to the garden, Ife jumps at her back! It is actually annoying Corin that she can't stop eating but plans to have some toast all the same :D 

The second Caoimhe heads out to the hoodlum of hoodied smokers, Shabby ducks back inside. (SC)

JOSIE: I need to stop eating FULL STOP! Because there's people in this house starving and I'm just eating for the sake of it. Who do I think I am?

Ife does the same. Caoimhe wants to know who is starving; Josie answers 'John James because he's got a really high metabolism.. he eats like loads at home!' Caoimhe then asks if Sunshine's beaver had really flashed as Dave claims it had. Ife rubbishes this as he hadn't been there and only heard 4 minutes of the conversation, while she'd been their the whole time. 

Caoimhe returns to the kitchen to cook the last sausage so Shabby comes out again once the coast is clear. Ife condemns Sunshine for being theatrical; Shabby reasons that Sunshine probably was genuinely upset about flashing her beaver! Ife refutes that Sunshine does not know for certain whether she did show her vagina, as she wasn't in the position to see. 

JOSIE: I wonder how she's actually asked BB if she's flashed!! (the other girls snigger) 

At the sofas, Mario gets down to the heart of the issue as he knows what it is like to have an intense crush on someone. And how it only gets worse if they don't pay you any attention. Corin knows it is just Sunshine's way of flirting but she can barely speak to someone if she fancies them as she's very very shy. 

CORIN: She just wants a laugh and to get on with him.. but um.. she's pretty upset then, in't she? But she does instigate it.. and like she'll start it only with a minor thing, but then it gets to a major thing coming back!

Mario laughs insightfully that Sunshine is maybe more upset 'that she didn't pull!' Corin chuckles along and blesses her (even though her shenanigans stink of desperation)! He can't imagine Corin being really shy; she is but has in the past given her number to guys she's really liked. That dirty birdy ;) But it takes her aggggges to even talk! 

Josie comes through and sits at the sofas. She looks around and asks where John is and if he's gone to bed. Mario answers that he's in the bedroom. 

JOSIE: (wry little observation, not really meant) He's such a woman bully in't he? That's what it looks like anyway. 

Wizard is whizzing around on Steve's wheelchair in the blacked out bedroom. John can be spotted in his bed in the blurry image below. Out in the garden, Shabby surrenders to being slightly in love with Caoimhe; Ife could have told her that. I guess she was kinda hoping that her and Caoimhe would grow old together so feels like a 'f**king doofus!' 

Ife doctors Shabby's despondency that it could happen to anyone in that high intense environment as their emotions are running wild! 'You meet someone that you connect with.. and yes, at this moment you feel like you're in love with her! Who cares? Who's gonna condemn you for that? No one!'  

Spinning around her pole like Kylie Minogue she doesn't see why someone can't fall in love in a second! Shabby had thought the reciprocation (from Caoimhe) had been in her head at first but now really doesn't. Neither does Ife from what she has seen and she's questioned Caoimhe on it so many times. She doesn't want to be obvious about it as it will be picked up on camera. 

Shabby asks outright if Caoimhe has ever said to Ife that she definitely doesn't like her. Ife replies that she hasn't but talks about Dave but in Caoimhe's defense she can't ask her directly as it could look bad. As such, Ife has been asking her around the houses but really doesn't know how Caoimhe feels as she doesn't answer. 

The closest Caoimhe had come to answering was the other night when she and Shabby were discussing Dave. Caoimhe had told Shabby that they definitely have a connection and there was no point denying it. Then after pretended like it was never said and Shabby doesn't get it!

Ife decides it is difficult and killing Caoimhe, but they don't know how she feels so they can't judge it. As soon as Ife had seen the boob grabbing she'd been seething that some evil plan might have been afoot and pulled Caoimhe up on it. Shabby hides inside her hood seeing Caoimhe come out with cups of coffee. 

Making an excuse for not wanting her sausage anymore, Ife gets up to leave the ladies to it. They sit in silence sipping their beverages before the action returns to the lounge. Long enough only for us to see John walk in and seat himself next to his intended (Josie for those of you who do not consider me the clearest person you've ever known!) and her to announce that she is 'on chickpeas tomorrow - that's it!' and for John to 'ummm!'

In the garden, the course of 'true love' gathers no moss for the little lost lady and her crazed leprechaun! The body language and muteness between them doesn't bode well for any future romantic entanglements!! Shabby's heart, head and spirit are pulling her in 3 different directions. Finally Shabby speaks out.. 

SHABBY: I'm really not trying to be some sort of a little home wrecker here, you know. 

Caoimhe knows but would rather Shabby not tell her about going to the Diary room and talking about 'it.' No doubt this comes as a crushing blow to Shabby, discovering that Caoimhe ain't too crazy about her.. and so questions why. Caoimhe is happy the way things are.  

Shabby probably felt like a teenage dirtbag baby as she snaps that she's 'glad' it's been so easy for Caoimhe and that everything can work exactly the way she wants it to. She doesn't believe that it is difficult for Caoimhe when it has panned out exactly how she wanted it to. 

She supposes that Caoimhe would rather she didn't have the feelings she has, but they've still maintained their friendship and things have been just fine for her. 

SHABBY: So what's the f**king issue? (SC while Caoimhe scratches her scalp)

Shabby just can't believe Caoimhe is so worried about it while saying this guy loves her! She knows if someone loved her they wouldn't believe a f**king editing process. 'He's not a f**king idiot, is he? So what are you so f**king concerned about?' Caoimhe's not sure but it comes as a shock to her every time Shabby says something; Shabby doesn't think that's true. (Ad break)

Shabby's truth is that she hasn't done anything to Caoimhe that Caoimhe hasn't also done with/to her, other than her Diary room entries. There is a small skip and Shabby is now pacing angrily around the garden during a 30 second (the time measure of the moment!! :D ) Ife has joined them outside. 

She appears to be furious that Sunshine goes on and on about all this medical b*llocks! Ife has a friend their age who has just become a doctor and is nothing like Sunshine with her massive God complex. 

Shabby doesn't deem that it would be that bad a thing for her medical profession. 'But if she's that f**king concerned then why the hell is she here??'  (20 second SC) Frankly, Ife doesn't think the medical profession is going to 'give a sh*t if they can see her f*nny on telly or not!' If Sunshine can pass the tests and save peoples lives then she will be hired irrespectively. 

Her opinion is that Sunshine needs to get off her high horse, stop being a drama queen and just realise that she has to be herself in there.. and if she doesn't like it and is worried 'leave!' She's sure that there's 67 other people out there who would kill to be in the house! Just because Sunshine is studying to become a doctor, to Ife it doesn't make her any higher than the other HM's or someone who wants to work at Topshop. 

She ugggh's after having held that in for a while and now feels better for getting it out of her system :D Ife knows that Sunshine wouldn't be acting the same way if she were a mechanic and has put being a doctor on a high pedestal and is making it a big deal. Shabby does see that different professions would mean that you would need to be on your best behaviour in the house. 

Ife disagrees entirely as she thinks anyone can be whatever they want to be, if they get all the things that they need. Shabby persuades that nobody will hire Caoimhe as a newsreader after appearing on BB (Caoimhe did want to be a Foreign correspondent) as viewers would be concentrating on 'that girl being a right kn*b on BB!' Caoimhe calls Ife's idealistic view 'a Dream world' but this is what Ife believes.

Eventually Ife concedes 'maybe not the News but anything else!' and then claims to know someone from the show who now has a high, powerful job they wouldn't think she had. After Caoimhe asks 'who?' the sound is silenced and Ife walks away muttering 'dream world, my arse!' Shabby doesn't f**king want to be brought into that b*llocks!

Caoimhe claims this is the truth and the reality and they have to face it sometimes. She climbs inside the spa; Shabby is also dangling her legs in the water. Shabby's thoughts are in accordance with Caoimhe that she's not wrong but the issue is that Ife takes the secret stuff very seriously. And because of Ife's beliefs, Shabby surmises that Ife takes any comment on it as an attack. 

CAOIMHE: It's different views! She can't expect us all to believe that this works.   

Clearly (to Caoimhe) Sunshine won't suffer from the show because she's an intelligent girl and hasn't exactly done anything wrong. Shabby says this goes for quite a lot of people there and various situations - that if they're that concerned that BB will f**k it up, then they shouldn't be here. 

Shabby growls that they don't need to understand the ins and outs of television to realise that there will be editing! 'Because a group of people in a house are boring! They have to make a 1 hour Highlights show .. they have 24 hours footage whatever to choose from.. they're gonna make a story out of it!' 

SHABBY: Them's the breaks! That's the f**king nature of television! 

For Shabby this is where it starts getting difficult as their real lives, jobs and real emotions get mixed up in this artificial world of television. In the living room, Ife and John are going over the water bottle incident as she tells him she wouldn't throw a bottle over him. 

JOHN: Yeah and even if you did, I would say to ya.. I would say to you Ife .. like I would say 'look I'm all up for this but re..' it's only because she gets upset.. because she gets upset because she threw a sock at me one day and hit me in the face from point blank! And she threw it at me like five times or something from point blank.. like from me to you away. She piffed it at my head and I said 'if you throw it at me again, I'm gonna get ya!' What'd she do? She threw it at me again! So I chased her outside and I piffed the ball and it hit her on the side of the rib, so it (chuckles) gave her a bruise!!

Then Sunshine went round and told everybody that John hat hit her so hard it had bruised her rib! But didn't tell a soul about the 5 times she'd hit him before that. Ife really likes Sunshine but the bottom line is she is a massive attention seeker. John is glad that she can see that. Ife respects Sunshine for what she does and likes speaking to her on a level but will never forget in her mind that she is a drama queen!

IFE: And these are the actions that attention seekers and drama queens do!

Small flash to the spa where Shabby is kicking and splashing! Then straight back to John, Josie and Ife speaking smack about Sunshine. 

JOHN: Does that look like a face that's leaving? She wasn't leaving she wanted everyone to.. 

Josie tells them the thing about Sunshine is that even though 'she's sh*tting herself on the inside she puts a brave face on!' To which Ife disputes Sunshine shouldn't have come in then because there are 70 0ther people who would like to be in their position. 

Caoimhe comes in to apologise to Ife but she is still p*ssed off; then forgives her instantly which makes Josie and John giggle. A small snapshot of a shrouded Shabby is shown but returns almost immediately to the lounge, as the producers realise we don't need a running commentary of Shabby's sooks!!

Kiev is explaining that they came for the laughs and then were thrown inside the house. She is of the opinion that they'd have been more mentally prepared if they'd known for sure they were entering 2 weeks before! Another quick glimpse of the gloom in the garden. 

Maddened that BB are allowing Sunshine to have her little moment in the sun (before the rainclouds pour open) John will continue with his stance. Josie consoles him that he knows he has done nothing wrong and hasn't punched anyone. John is aware how things can be edited and this sombre soundbite has Josie sucking her thumb. 

Ife puts Sunshine acting like an imbecile down to her own insecurities and imagines how people would react if she'd be the same about her singing career. She concludes people would challenger her about why she had come in!

Ife takes up her standpoint again about being able to work for Topshop if she wanted to afterwards. But the world tunes her out because they are too cutesified (yes I will continue to make up words even if I can teach TEFL!!) by the happy happenings on screen. John and Josie are near snuggling on the sofa. 

It is all too brief but it is a heart-stoppingly beautiful display of loveliness <3 John puts his arm around Josie and she takes hold of it to give him a supportive squeeze before letting go. John not wanting the physical contact to be severed continues to rub Josie's arm and shoulder timidly. Aw aren't we lucky they met? If only to give us these shared memories of a wonderful friendship and love that once was... 

Aww, WHERE did that magic go? :( 

Josie asks John if she can borrow his cream as her face is dry. He laughs that it wouldn't help because that's what the cream does!! (one of its properties is to dry out skin) Caoimhe checks that John is okay; he's p*ssed off that Sunshine turns everything into a drama. 

JOHN: If you get upset about it, then don't play the game at all! Do you know what I mean? Like if you're that worried about your medical profession and getting your giney out on TV then.. 

IFE: Then get your bag and go!

Caoimhe can't condone Sunshine's over dramatisation of John dragging her along the carpet and then telling everybody. Why should John have to endure that? She tells him Dave said he needs to be careful. 

JOHN: If they watch the clip they'll see that she was laughing the whole time! And they will see the warning that I gave her. 

Ife thinks they are all missing the point as they now that Sunshine is this attention seeker. I guess Sunshine missed the memo that they all live on a little planet called reality. Her world of mirrors and marshmallows (maybe not marshmallows as I'm sure they have eggs or something else unvegany in them!) is a manufactured one. 

JOHN: (this comes as an eye-opening revelation to him) Did Dave really say that? Did he really? 

Probably perturbed that the preacher hadn't supported him and wondering why everyone was getting involved.. when it was between him and that platypus! Ife spots Mario coming back out from the Diary room after being called in by BB to be a friend to Sunshine. 

Josie laughs that BB had asked her if she'd learned anything today. Her jokey response about John James has the sound cut. Then Mario addresses the group that BB requests Sunshine is left alone to go to sleep and not harassed with questions.

JOHN: What's the overall problem, Mario?

Mario briefs John that BB will speak to him about it. This has Ife narrowing her eyes like a snake! Seemingly he has been hit by Sunshine's drama stick as he can't talk about her overall problem and goes to collect the 25 year old grown woman from the Diary room!! 

JOHN: Was it getting her giney out on TV? Was that the main problem, Mario?

Mario nods; Ife argues that John knows what he did and can be completely honest saying how ridiculous this is! 

JOHN: Um.. if it gets too out of proportion I'll just leave them to it.. 

Ife won't let him and tells him he must defend himself to high heights. She has sussed Sunshine's game that sometimes crazy can look like 'sad' to suck you back in which she will have used on BB!

JOHN: (almost resigned to losing this battle of wit against a t*t!) I'm not defending sh*t.. I don't need to.. I don't care enough.. (Sunshine slips past in her night slip, scared John will give her some lip.. and I don't mean with a kiss, cos she's taking the p*ss) 

I'm presuming John took a similar posture when it came to light that Josie believed Mark Sutton's allegations about himself and John selling stories on Josie.. and John faking feelings for her. I don't for one second think that John is guilty so I couldn't understand WHY he wouldn't speak out to defend himself and let Josie know Mark has lied to her! So maybe he just doesn't care or feels he's wasting his breath, if Josie could even partially take the word of someone who had betrayed them both so abhorrently! 

And yet, he was willing to fly over to attend court proceedings if Josie got a hearing against Mark for his threatening messages. He then followed Josie on twitter but not for long.. as though he hoped Josie would contact HIM so he could hear her out. Trouble is this world is a sewer.. and once John and Josie started swimming amongst the rats of media .. it was only a matter of time before they were bitten.. BADLY..

John is called to the Diary room and he stands and waves what could possibly be a goodbye to Josie :( Before walking through, he turns to smile one more time but dread is etched over his lovely face. I can imagine he was even less thrilled to have that conversation with BB, than I was for him. 

In the bedroom, Sunshine wastes not one second before sticking in the knife further for John - to her bed buddy Corin. We all saw that coming a mile away!! Corin's comments have judgmental overtones when she chats with Miss Singletipops that John can't really take a joke!

Corin expresses her thoughts that Sunshine just wants to have a lark about and flirt with John as she fancies him, but John doesn't. Sunshine colours her (and us all) in the wrong by assuring her not to worry as she does not fancy John James!! I don't believe she is being truthful in this but merely feels a prize plum!! 

Sunshine won't knock it off as the fact that John dragged her, her night dress lifted and he made her bleed does distress her. Here she acknowledges that she started this latest crusade of her constant tomfoolery and told BB not to call John in as it was her fault! Now they've called him in she doesn't know what to do as she knows the confidential conversations will be aired. 

Sunshine confides that she will wait it out until Friday (SC) just because she doesn't know what this will mean for her profession. How much longer is the cowbag going to milk that cow? Corin is refreshingly honest with Sunshine that she should have thought about this before she came in. 

Sunshine had done; Corin continues that it has no relevance to her as a doctor as she's a human being and all doctors break out. All she thinks Sunshine is talking about is a bit of 'harmless flirting' going too far!! She wouldn't not visit her own doctor if it the same had happened to her and doesn't think Sunny should be ashamed. 

Since she's not a doctor yet, Corin presses on that Sunshine will take that profession seriously when she is. She advises that Sunshine should just be herself as it is her summer and her last bit of fun. So many of us on DS that night were SO livid at the way Sunshine blew events out of proportion, running off to BB as though John had assaulted her!! 

Through a smile, Sunshine mouths off that she's in pain now (SC) Corin reminds her that she instigates a lot of the wind ups and if it carries on it will keep getting out of hand! John hadn't known he'd given Sunshine a carpet burn (and obviously it wasn't intentional) but Corin tells her straight that John would not have dragged her if she hadn't put water on him!

Now Sunshine changes her statement that John started it all by throwing a cushion at her when she was sitting in bed. Corin can see that if it continues one day the 2 of them will end up in 'a blazing row over the littlest thing!'  

I also feel this may have been the case for John and Josie outside the BB confines. They were both always argumentative and their disagreements were volcanic. But because all they really had was one another - they were the ones being used as an emotional punch bag! Something lots of partners do but the difference with a normal relationship (free from the constraints, paranoia and pressures of fame) is those have the time to resolve these differences and make it up to each other. JJJ's crammed to the brim schedules didn't allow for that :(

Sunshine brings up the row John had with Josie as she hadn't stopped when John told her to and John had not stopped when Sunshine shouted at him! 

SUNSHINE: He says one thing but does another!

Corin corrects her that John had forewarned her about throwing her in the pool. But Sunshine counter-argues that John had not said about dragging her across carpet! Corin goes on that if John told her he will smear butter all over her face if she does something, he really will because that's just what he's like! 

But as for the Doctor thing, Corin doesn't think she should worry as she'll 'a mint doctor!' Sunshine searches for further flattery 'even though I've gotten really angry' and has spoken about her vagina etc. Corin doubts BB will want to show viewers up Sunshine's skirt because it isn't a porno channel! She really cannot describe this any simpler for Sunshine than she has already. 

No doubt while this feel-sorry-for-herself fest labours on, Josie would be in a room somewhere going out of her mind.. imagining the worst for John :( Sunshine asks what John was saying when she'd been in the Diary room. Corin fills her in that she'd told John Sunshine was just flirting with him. 

Sunshine says that isn't it she was just joking around like she does with lots of people. 

CORIN: You don't.. not in here! 

This is what Corin had felt at the time and that Sunshine maybe believed John wouldn't really do what he threatened! She reports that Josie had told John he really needs lessons in how women work :D And John had responded 'oh really? What, she wouldn't have thought that was what I told her? That I would throw her in the pool?' 

John also had thought they were having a laugh about it like they were even at the edge of the pool! She doesn't remember laughing because she was hurt and wanted John to stop as her pants were showing. Corin doesn't want her to worry about the pants thing as it wouldn't have been zoomed up Sunshine's nightie and only lasted a couple of seconds. 

She tries to get Sunshine to realise she starts things and then doesn't like John's retaliations. Sunshine sees what she does as a joke so Corin assesses it could be the same in John's eyes that he's joking by throwing her in a pool! (SC) Sunshine hasn't gone to bed before when she's on the receiving end of John's revenge as they'd been joking. To her tonight was different because she'd been physically injured and emotionally hurt in the process. 

Another SC, these are entertaining watching Corin's eyelids blink open and shut frantically! John couldn't understand why Sunshine needed to go to the Diary room as she was laughing. Again she blabbers on about her underwear showing on TV (WHY NOT JUST WRITE IT ON YOUR KNICKERS AND FLASH THE CAMERA, TO SAVE YOU SAYING IT!!) and how she changes under the covers so she won't be exposed on air. 

Sunshine had not wanted to come out of the Diary room and asked to leave because she was 'too scared!' Corin cautions that if she wants to carry on with the banter she should be prepared for it to blow up big, as they saw what happened when he argued with Josie. (ad break?) 

Corin can't guarantee Sunshine that BB won't show her diary room conversation. (SC) Corin cajoles Mrs Nightmare that it wouldn't make her look bad. After they swap 'good night's Corin chides Sunshine not to throw any water tomorrow! They speak a little more but I can only make out Dave's name and then decide to sleep as it's about 2am. 

Sunshine buries her barnet beneath the bed blankets. Mario comes in and she asks him if John has come out; he hasn't. She wonders why he is still in there.. UM probs because you made out he assaulted you by blowing everything out of proportion and he is getting a ticking off!!!!!!! Mario is not sure but reminds her she was in there over an hour.   


"Corin is making the most sense. They were both at fault and both as bad as one another. Sunshine because for days now she's been initiating contact with him and provoking him by throwing different objects at him, he's retaliated in different ways and it's all been put down to playfighting. He's told her he doesn't fancy her but she's kept going back for more and can't leave it alone. Tonight it's got out of hand because she thinks her vagina has been exposed on TV when he was pulling her towards the pool along the floor. This could get very ugly very quickly if in her effort to justify her actions and part in this whole debacle she starts making insinuations of abuse." (Aella)

Shabby speaks with Josie in the bathroom about how she feels like an idiot as she honestly thought Caoimhe liked her. Now they have reached an impasse in their relationship :( 

SHABBY: And she's done nothing to make me think otherwise.. 

JOSIE: (reflects) But the thing is.. if you like someone and they're making you this upset this early on.. are they really worth liking? (Shabby mm's) Obviously you can't help the way you feel but.. happiness is the most important thing. And you've come to this stage and you're this unhappy. The thing is it's such a shame because it's ruining your experience, in't it? 

SHABBY: Yep. 

Love is a gamble.. sometimes the risks pay off, sometimes the moments of misery they cause you.. can all be forgiven and forgotten because of the hurricanes of happiness that whirl around after the misery monsoon has calmed. The people we love most will always be the ones that should hurt us the least.. but they aren't.. because they are the people who have the greatest power and influence over our emotions. 

Is it possible to be happy in every area of your life? Or is it more a case of getting the majority of it somewhere near happy and ignoring the rest? Did John and Josie both feel (for a while) that it was worth being together as the good outweighed the bad? Or did they start to think because they weren't making each other happy.. that it wasn't really love?

Did they need to make each other happy for themselves to even have a shot at being happy? It's such a crying shame that their happiness was ruined predominantly by other people :(  

Caoimhe's ears must have been burning as she enters the bathroom exclaiming how funny Ife is. 

JOSIE: Is she going off her off? Has she gone to bed yet? 

Shabby catches Josie's attention whispering for her not to say anything to Caoimhe. Josie wonders if John James has come out yet; Shabby asks if Josie reckons he will get in trouble. 

JOSIE: How can he? It's just.. I've just worked everything out! Basically, obviously.. I've picked it up.. me and John James have a flirt .. oh don't get me wrong, I really fancy the pants off John James when he's in a football kit but I don't fancy him otherwise. But I like to have a lit.. I quite like.. I really really like, well at least his attention.. you know what I'm like! So I've realised I am quite touchy feely with John James but we've been doing it in front of Sunshine.. well I didn't realise until just a minute ago that Sunshine.. I just thought 'ooh she likes to have a little flirt like I do!' I didn't realise.. Mario said she's got a proper, proper, proper, real big crush on him! 

Josie noticed that when she and John James were flirting 'or what have you.. she got on a real big p*ss!' They'd asked if she was alright and what the matter was. 

JOSIE: But it was obviously that.. why she was on the p*ss! But I didn't click on cos I'm so wrapped up in myself! (Shabby jokes that is standard procedure which makes Josie laugh) but now I feel quite bad. 

Caoimhe with toothbrush in gob, missed some of the goss and wants filling in. Josie repeats her suspicions of Sunshine crushing on John and how they shouldn't get her flirting with John twisted as she sees him as a friend. 

JOSIE: So earlier on when I was in the bedroom, John James laid on top of me.. and I've been flirting and all that with John James.. and it's probably a bit touchy feely. But I didn't realise that Sunshine's got a massive, massive crush on him .. I thought she was just having a flirt! 

Did he now that saucy scalliwag? And I bet his nether regions seemed extra happy afterwards! ;) Caoimhe finds this no secret as it is so obvious that Sunshine does. When they had asked Sunshine in turn if she was okay, she shook her head and then Josie had that dawning realisation. 

IFE: Love triangle!! 

JOSIE: I'm so thick, it's unreal! It's cos I'm so self-obsessed, that's what it is! 

Ife calls her oblivious, but Josie won't budge on her self-obsession as she doesn't even know what anyone else is up to! (SC) Josie makes some joke about giving John James and Steve more attention than her other husbands in there. (sucks thumb) Caoimhe heads to bed and Shabby has a viciously sarcastic outburst about not wishing to speak about f**king Sunshine for an hour! 

SHABBY: (Kicks something) Yeah, don't worry about it (!) That's great, that's great(!!)

Josie enquires what Shabs wants to sort out with Caoimhe. Shabby thinks Caoimhe owes her an apology to be honest with you. Ife recommends that she go out there, sit her down and tell her what she thinks. Shabby replays that she had spoken with her a little and finds Caoimhe's claim to forget she likes her to be bullsh*t! 

John is let out from the Diary room, looking like a man who has lost heart :( Ife spots him and chases after as he gets a glass of water from the kitchen sink. (ad break and SC) John is reporting back to Ife, she thinks it is such double standards. 

JOHN: I said 'look she knew what she was doing. I told her that if she spilled the water on me I would take her to the swimming pool.. she um did it anyway!' She said 'but you've gotta understand the way that the public and the HM's will view this.' I was like 'I didn't.. I can't control the public, everyone's entitled to their opinion.' I said 'if I feel uncomfortable in the house and people think that.. (cut to snorers in bedroom) 

Shabby has climbed in bed next to Caoimhe to exchange short declarative sentences such as: 'Hey!' 'What?' and 'Huh?' Yes, yes you are indeed correct.. it is more interesting. Decidedly so! PARP! John must be near shouting as his voice can be heard in the bedroom though the content is too muffled to distinguish words. 

Back to the trash talking of Sunshine at the sofas. Josie doesn't hold back her brazen honesty 'she's just acted like a complete tw*t and she knows that now!'

Ife knows and feels bad for her, but her view is that Sunshine actually enjoys feeling sorry for herself. John agrees with that and Josie doesn't disagree either because Sunshine was the first one to come in there with her sob story. 

JOSIE: We've all got a sob story to tell, but I wouldn't sit here and tell any of you mine. 

Ife has been on the other end with Sunshine when she had made her feel so small. She had tried to be down to earth with her and let her know it was okay but Sunshine didn't want to know.

IFE: She wants to feel sorry, she wants to feel sad! 3 hours crying because I said 'you made me feel this big!'  

Josie perceives that Sunshine has learned a lesson but Ife doesn't after having spent time with her. Jose thinks Sunshine will be mega embarrassed in the morning. John voices that more people will stick by her than him. 

JOSIE: No they won't, John.  

JOHN: (frowning face) Of course they will. They'll all suck up her arse because that's what people do with girls that behave like that. Of course they will!

The trouble with girls like Sunshine is that they seem broken but they're not. They are simple, transparent and pathetically pitiful.  

Anger suits John.. it makes him even more handsome in a rugged sort of way. Cold shower for Cheeky, coming right up :D Ife replies 'do you not think that everyone in the house can see what a drama queen and attention seeker she is?'  Josie endorses that everyone knows that; John bets them they don't. 

JOSIE: They do, John. Stop being so.. 

JOHN: They will buy her story 100%. 

JOSIE: Oh God, John.. come on! 

Ife thinks he's wrong on that as people like Nathan and Steve won't; especially Steve having kids of his own as he'll know what kids are like! Josie adds that Dave, Mario and Ife were there but John doesn't even know what Mario is thinking. 

JOSIE: He just said 'she just feels so so stupid!'

John was under the impression that Mario had seen what happened and knew he didn't mean anything by it. He'd hate to lose Mario over a friend over this. 

JOSIE: Don't you listen? He's just said she feels so embarrassed and totally ashamed of what she's just acted like.

JOHN: Yeah, but what's his opinion on it?

Josie fills him in that Mario knows Sunshine has a massive massive crush on John. Ife had been having a shouting match about it and knows Mario would have felt the need to step in if he'd thought she was incorrect. He'd told her she has no compassion and to let Sunshine sleep on it. 

Josie thinks everyone is learning stuff about themselves in there; she's learnt that she's a paranoid mess and begins to say something about John. (SC) Judging by the look on his face it is something rude so she clarifies it's a 'joooooke!'

JOHN: I'm going to bed anyway. (To Josie) You coming.. you coming to bed? 

I guess he is hinting for Josie to follow so they can chat about it more alone in her bed. She starts to follow but asks Ife if she wants her to wait with her (she's pressed the button for BB) John scruffles Ife's bald head and they hug on in his way to bed. Ife presses it again and calls for BB in her microphone. 

She stands to wait a while and just as she turns away the door opens to let her inside. John and Josie have gone to their room sweet room now and the live feed footage I have access to finishes.