The part just before the live feed begins is from James 32's video 'If your name goes on that board, you know who's responsible'
JOSIE: I feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
SHABBY: Since you've been in here or..
JOSIE: Yeah.. like what what.. who am I? (giggles)
Shabby would gauge that Josie is the same as she is on the outside.
JOSIE: Oh yeah, definitely!
SHABBY: So, you're that person!
JOSIE: Yeah, but what is that person? (John has come outside) Alright John James? (he groans) What's poppin' brudda? (Shabby asked if he's been up to any mischief) Yeah, you're doing really well on the mischief front, guys! F**king hell! Cool! Don't let me get on a nasty one with you lot!
Corin screeches 'see you in the morning!' through the garden doors. Straight after this is when John goes all hammer and tong about why he feels Dave is in the wrong :D
JOSIE: I feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
SHABBY: Since you've been in here or..
JOSIE: Yeah.. like what what.. who am I? (giggles)
Shabby would gauge that Josie is the same as she is on the outside.
SHABBY: So, you're that person!
JOSIE: Yeah, but what is that person? (John has come outside) Alright John James? (he groans) What's poppin' brudda? (Shabby asked if he's been up to any mischief) Yeah, you're doing really well on the mischief front, guys! F**king hell! Cool! Don't let me get on a nasty one with you lot!
Corin screeches 'see you in the morning!' through the garden doors. Straight after this is when John goes all hammer and tong about why he feels Dave is in the wrong :D
This begins with John's blood beginning to boil in the back yard, as shown on the HL's.
JOHN: But to f**king tell me?? And then he.. he sorta ..
JOSIE: (wistfully) They can't take another little man away from me :(
JOHN: (Steams) And then he sorta said, the Lord, the Lord and the f**king.. and he said 'I've got so much fire in my belly for ya!' And I.. I think he's being deadly serious!
Ife shouts out that Dave is! She'd only heard part of a conversation but (SC) Shabby also feels he is being serious.
JOHN: I don't wanna have a snap at him..
Shabby questions how John would feel if Dave did swap his name on the board.
JOHN: I'd be.. pff! (says his piece on HL's about not saying you love me and then go and do that) I'm starting to think he's the sort of person that would.
JOSIE: Look what he did to Rach! (recounts how he had walked past her the other day and told her he loved her as per HL's)
Ife
asserts that Dave has never told her he loves her! John is f**king
spewing about it and really doesn't know how to react; he'd really
wanted to fire up but wasn't sure if Dave was being serious.
JOHN: Do do.. do you reckon he was being serious? I think he is!
From
the little part of the conversation Ife had overheard, Dave was
implying that he'd put him up. It sounded to her like Dave was telling
John he had nominated him too. Dave had not! But John nominated Dave.
JOHN: Yeah, pretty much.. yeah.
Shabby
opposes that they don't know that for sure. Ife again emphasises that
this was only her impression from the snippet she had listened to. After
John's declaration that he hopes he is up so he can whop Dave in the
task; Shabby reminds him he'll have her to contend with 'so hold that down, boy!' (SC)
JOHN: (For the umpteenth time) I don't know if he was for serious or not.. but I think.. I think he was.
Shabby
again suggests that John asks and see if Dave can look him in the eyes.
John reasons that he will get done for talking about nominations as
they can't influence anybody.
Back in the living room, Dave's nose is buried in his Bible, oblivious to the agitated Aussie outside. Mario admires how tanned he has become; Nathan tells him that he looks better for it. Steve surmises that the pressure cooker is only going to get hotter.
JOHN: (Hands on hips so you know he means business) Would you guys question it?
Shabby would and Ife is a definite because she doesn't trust him. John accepts that Dave can pick whoever he wants and Shabby wonders what the point would be 'cos what are you gonna get out of it?' That's what John thought because at the end of the day they can all vote whoever the f**k they want. (SC)
JOSIE: He hangs around with all the celebrities anyway, doesn't he? Him and Ben always hang out with celebrities apparently.
JOHN: Mario's got heaps of cliques! He knows heaps of people!
JOSIE: My claim to fame is Ian MacCaskell gave me a trophy once for designing a recycling bin.
Dave declares from his chair that he didn't think that Corin was a lesbian, in a quick cut to the lounge.
JOHN: F**king got so much fire in your belly for someone, then f**king go and do that! That's just f**king .. being a f**king hypocrite in't it?
JOSIE: Are you gonna ask him about it?
Nathan is savouring the show and sniggering with a Wallace and Grommit expression slapped across his chops!
JOHN: That's right, you f**king heard! Get that camera up! Cheeky f**ker, that's what he is!
JOSIE: (Imitates John's Australianness) Cheeky f**kerrr!
NATHAN: He wouldn't be on the Neighbourhood watch, would he John?
JOHN: He wouldn't be on the Neighbourhood!
Josie can't believe John is President of the Neighbourhood watch.
JOSIE: (pulls out John's accent again) He's all 'did you see Number 64? They haven't mown their lawns in about 3 weeks!'
JOHN: (Joins in) Number 64 down the street..
JOSIE: Maureen, Maureen..
Back to the laddies in the Living room with their lagers. Steve hopes people start keeping clean now; it is hard enough for him to hold himself up let alone push a broom! Dave decides it has been a great day today and that Steve will look good on camera as a barman! Dave is reading ravenously as John walks back into the room and is called 'Karate Kid' by Stevo. John motions that he used to be able to do the Karate Kid pose.
Off screen John grunts at something hard Josie did to him ;)
JOSIE: (Justifies) But you elbowed me in my ear and made my earring fall off!
JOHN: I just touched your tuppence then!
JOSIE: It wasn't, it was actually my foot!
John goes in for a grope but Josie lifts her leg up. They can overhear Corin's piercing parody of Halfwit in the lounge, John opens the door to screech and then come out to wait outside the Diary room door.
JOHN: Come on, BB! What are ya f**king doing? You're not doing Jack sh*t so don't pretend you're f**king busy!! (strides around the living room)
JOHN: (mimics her impishly) 'I'm a lover not a fighter!'
JOSIE: Come on then, let's have a game.
JOHN: I'm waiting for BB, coming to answer my call. (Josie exhales embittered) Oh, what are you f**king doing then? Going out to smoke f**king bananas?!
JOSIE: No, not allowed.. (she opens the garden door but comes back in)
JOHN: I'm gonna go and see BB, see what's crackin'..
JOSIE: (japes) Your best friend?
JOHN: See what this birds doing (gyrates behind Davina McCaw petting the parrot, giggles as Josie mocks him) He is my best friend! He talks back!! He asks me stupid f**king questions (thinks the door is lighting up) here we go! (groans when he realises it hasn't)
Outside, Mario shows Josie what his hair looks like with product in; she thinks he looks like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. Mario likens his looks to Mo from the Three Stooges, he wants to get drunk but they never have enough booze. Shabby leaves announcing her intentions to go touch herself inappropriately :S (SC)
Josie and Mario start a game of catch with the sockball since John wouldn't play with her. Nathan watches on and praises Mario's good technique! (SC) Josie says sorry for a high throw, Mario quips 'I'm super Mario but I can't jump that high!!' Nathan picks out the dirt from between his scabby toes - bleurkkk ewrghhhhy!!
Out on the sofas, Steve quizzes Dave about bondage in the Bible!! (SC) Dave delivers the biblical background to believers of Christ being freed from the curse of the law. He doesn't consider a lot of churches to be what Christianity is really about - God transforming someone and making them a new person. Dave feels he has been given a totally new heart (by God) following a day in October 1992 when he gave his life to Jesus. Dave doesn't see himself as the guy he was 20 years ago and because of his new nature, the things he used to do readily he couldn't do anymore. He has seen thousands and thousands and thousands be totally transformed the moment they believed on Jesus.
DAVE: I love our Lord so much, he's so good!
Josie listens as she silently sits alone in the spa. Mario finds the worst part about evictions is having to wait 2 hours at the sofas with the crowd music playing, as it feels like an eternity. Into the bedroom, Ben is boasting about having lots of friends from different backgrounds and with them he's almost never stuck for conversation. He's bemused that all Mario wants to talk about is UFO's as he's not remotely interested in 'bl**dy flying saucers or dinosaurs!' He wants to talk about Coronation Street and Margaret Thatcher but no one else wants to talk about these things. He's half-joking as he has other interests but does find it really difficult.
BEN: Josie and John now are getting very close.
He head scratches as he reads between the lines that Sunshine is now feeling adrift sometimes, as does he. (Because it seems that some people have really, really bonded) Corin considers that some days they'll feel like they have loads of mates in the house and others they'll only speak to a select few. She continues that every day is going to be different and they just have to be stronger about it; she counsels Sunshine not to worry as she's not on her own.
Mario gives Nathan a good night hug then sits beside the pool to keep Josie company (she is not shown on screen).
JOSIE: I haven't got out of this pool since I got here! (SC)
They agree being in BB is like a holiday they don't want to end.
JOSIE: That cheeky bl**dy mosquito! Look its left a mark as well!!
Mario implores her not to scratch it; Josie asks what it had felt like when he was told that he was safe. He thinks he looked like a plonker jumping up and down and needs to learn to control himself better. Josie feels she's made herself look like a right wally in there as she's cried.
In the kitchen Ife is hitting her hand on the table to accentuate her annoyance if Dave is not being shown how he is. As soon as she is kicked out, she vows to say it all! She's looking forward to setting straight that he AIN'T what he seems. Caoimhe has seen what he was like 'from day f**king one!' as she had to live with him for 3 days. Caoimhe thought he was worse in lock down as he either got p*ssed on the Lord or slept; she thinks he's a lazy little f**ker with a wife who does everything for him.
Dave had said to Shabby that he cooks and cleans at home, so they contemplate why he won't get off his arse in there! All these little things are grating on Ife such as the way Dave goes up to Nathan every day to see what he's cooking - as Nathan's not his servant! She feels like she will explode any minute as this has been building up and the last straw for her was Dave getting in the Diary room before her. She's also irate that Dave knows damn well she'd been waiting for about 7 hours to speak to BB, but Dave keeps saying how much they love him!
Shabby didn't know if Caoimhe had minded as she'd never complained before but finds it a bit much. She feels hypocritical saying that Ben needs to bear in mind being a straight guy that Caoimhe has a boyfriend (SC)
Out in the pool, Josie hopes they are not too boring (for the viewers) Mario doesn't think they will be as they are a good mix of rowdiness and personalities. He characterises Shabby as the live wire, Josie as the 'down-to-Earth-Tomboy-up-for-a-laugh-kinda-girl-who's-not-afraid-to-take-things-on-except-drink-Fin-and-tonic!'
JOSIE: Oh, that was disgusting Mar! I don't know what they put in it, but it had things floating in it.. I was like (gags)
Mario buttons down Ben - the Quiff, 'as the quintessential English dandy!' as he belongs on the Titanic. (Ad break) Mario had hoped that he wouldn't be revealed as the Mole after the majority of the HM's incorrectly identified Sunshine as that role.
JOSIE: The funniest was me going 'Nath, look at his face! That's an innocent man, that is! That's an innocent man! How could he ever do anything like that?'
The most ironic part to Mario was that he can't act! Josie thought he did really well as the tears worked; Mario says those weren't false tears because he really was upset. Shabby comes outside and asks what they are talking about. Mario answers that all the HM's are really unique and not similar but have similar interests. Shabby doesn't feel she has similarities with anybody.
JOSIE: Nor do I. (laughing) Nor do I, I don't think I'm like anyone in here..
Shabby guesses this is why they were picked.
JOSIE: Why am I sat in the pool in a bra?!! (Mario passes her a towel so she can get out)
JOSIE: Oh, thank you very much oooooh!!
Shabby stamps Mario as their mysterious, gay fashion designer; he's not really sure what his role is. In the living room, Dave is still dogmatically droning on to Steve about crazy supernatural stuff and the dead being raised. (SC to stifle some of his sh*te) He determines this will only accelerate and increase x5 until people come to grips that there's another dimension that they are not walking in - The Spirit World.
The only reason Dave is talking about this is because he can see Steve is open and has been asking him questions. He wouldn't sit down and talk about it with a group of people as he knows they would think he was a total loon! This is why Steve would like to come along and see how things are different to what he has always witnessed, unless he comes along to see what happens he can't make any judgement.
STEVE: It could be total rubbish for all I know. I believe in some things and other things I don't believe in.
He believes in Mediums, Dave believes they definitely touch on the Spirit Realm and channel stuff. Steve knows some good people who are mediums and have given him advice.
STEVE: (possibly the longest passage of speech uttered from Steve's lips) The sterile-boxed religious way that you're taught as a kid is sorta shoved aside when something like this happens to you.. cos you think that's total b*llocks! Cos if that was true, this would not be happening!! But the other side touches on different things and makes the unacceptable more acceptable. I'm quite open to look at styff..
A 7 year old boy with a withered hand had never been able to hold something was touched by God and he carried a bag. He doesn't believe it is beyond God to give people fresh body parts as if he created the World it wouldn't be beyond what he could do. Dave believes he will see these miracles even if it takes 10 years for his faith to get to that level. Split second shot of Sunshine sleeping then we catapult to the carousel to Caoimhe and Ife castigating Sunshine speaking about her eating disorder in ill-taste.
Mario finds it incredibly sad that people get into that mindset. Ife says it is the same as people obsessed with the gym and working out who have body dysmorphia, who see themselves as thin and just need to be bigger and bigger. She feels that a lot of people are on the cusp of this (those who go to the gym so much) as they don't see themselves as big when they look in the mirror. Mario believes some go to the gym to become sexually attractive.
MARIO: Mental scars never really heal.
Josie is laying down in the bathroom and Dave discusses with her the symbolism of the wallpaper. I.e. the UFO is associated with Mario's alien abduction, the ghettoblaster with Ife and Shabby as they love music, fishermen - as he and Steve put down that they liked to fish.
JOSIE: It's all a bit too much of a coincidence, if you ask me.
Steve had never looked at it that closely before so scopes it out with Dave. Josie thinks the pictures tell a story and she realises it more every day. They take in that the wallpaper has been made specially; Josie shows Steve what they think is a mason sign on the bathroom bins. Mario and Ife come in the bathroom; Mars finds it really interesting that Dave and Josie have chickens and there are chickens on the wall as well as the alien spaceships.
Ife starts looking too deeply into the significance of an airplane as she loves Lost and they are lost! Josie just thought it was because Mario was always off jet-setting. At this point, John comes into the bathroom and takes off his head piece. John tugs at his fly-away hair to flatten it then pulls his hood up. Josie remembers there is a barrel top wagon in the garden and not many people have one, but her family have.
Steve questions if Josie's family are gypsies but Josie replies that they just used to travel around in barrel top wagons.
JOSIE: Have you been in there all this time? (John nods, nearly snorting flames) What, having a proper rant?
JOHN: I had a f**king real good rant, yeah! Copped a blaze!!
John explodes inside after Dave pats him on the shoulder, having noticed 'you were in there a long time, son!' John fake spits, Josie can't believe they ask her loads of questions about John but don't return the favour to him!
JOHN: Oh, they asked a few..
JOSIE: (good-natured teasing) You didn't show me right up, did you?
JOHN: No, I wouldn't do that. They said if you could read Josie, what would be (SC as he smiles, then inspects a spot/cut on the side of his face)
JOSIE: (Gushes) Awww she's so sweet, I love her!!
JOHN: I said, 'I don't think she's a hard person to read at all really' I said 'I just don't think she's the sort of person to give a f**k about nothin', she just goes out and parties and that's it!' (she hits his leg as he walks around her) I said 'she cares about her family and her friends and that's f**king it' I said 'I try and talk to her, but she gives me nothin' I said 'she's not in for the serious chats, she's a f**king b*tch!'
John lays down, resting his head on Josie's lap; she wraps one arm around him gingerly. He'd told BB that's why he has to go in there to talk to them as Josie 'gives me nothing!'
JOHN: I said 'if it's serious, she doesn't wanna talk' (Josie giggles) I said 'it even got to one point where I'd talk and she goes (imitates Josie's faux snores and whistles) I said 'I've got no one to talk to, she's my only friend' I said 'when I get serious, she just doesn't give a f**k, cos she's the sort of person that just doesn't give a f**k!' I said 'so, she listens.. but it's in 1 ear out the other!' (Josie chuckles) She's a cheeky b*tch that's why, gave me all the Josie questions!
Josie is feeling up the fabric on top of John's chest and he has to stifle a grin from graffiti-ing his guise. Both developing a deeper physical intimacy as they have become more comfortable and tactile in each other's presence.
JOSIE: Oh thanks mate, yeah (!) I've gone in there saying how.. what a nice kiddy you were and how sensitive you are and all that, bigged you right up and you've gone in there 'Josie, yeah.. she don't give a f**k about nothin!' (she laughs)
JOHN: Well I told the truth, you do! You even admit that!! I said, I said 'the cheeky b*tch even admits it, she even admits that she don't wanna talk to me!' So what's on the wall about me then? Two fifths of f**k all?? Nothin' on the wall about me?
Josie points out 'there's you there! Making me p*ss myself laughing!'
JOHN: (Blithesome berate) I'm not even funny! You said 'stop having these serious conversations!'
Josie insists that he is funny but when he doesn't realise he's being funny. Steve sizes up something with his stick about the foreground and background of the wall murals but they don't get what he means.
JOHN: This house is like the f**king Fun house, in't it? (SC) Now that I've thought about it (SC) She's here to have a good time, you are one of the genuine people in here, that just wanna be in here for a good time. (Josie awwws and strokes his belly) I said you don't really.. you don't read into other people, I said 'she just generally doesn't give a f**k (she laughs again) I said 'so it's hard for me to talk to her sometimes'.. but I said 'but I talk' I said 'she listens' (Josie pretends to snore) I said 'she falls asleep sometimes, f**king cheeky b*tch!' I even said that, I said 'cheeky b*tch!!' And then they said 'are you happy with the way things are going with Josie?' or something like that..
JOSIE: (Suddenly all ears) With who?? With me? (thumb enters the mouth)
JOHN: (brows furrowed) Yeah.. I said 'of course' I said 'we have fun, we hang around, we muck around' I said (several SC's in a row) F**king let 'em know, there'll be f**king fireworks if my name goes up, there'll be f**king fireworks! You're having a good laugh, there'll be f**king, I will unleash!! Seriously! I told them to be ready, I said 'I will f**king unleash!' I said 'get ready!' (SC) I can.. I can do whatever the f**k I want, cos I don't go around telling people that the f**king, the glory and all that sh*t, do you know what I mean? I'm genuinely like.. do you know what I mean? If I don't like you ..
Cuts to Shabby and her sidekicks sat around the kitchen table, they say good night to Ife as she struts away with a theatrical wave. Back in the bathroom, John voices that he's looking forward to something; Josie knows he is.
JOSIE: The one that I was involved in? (John nods) Why didn't you get involved then? (she fingers his leg hair and the cameras close in on it)
JOHN: I did! No one wanted to stand up! (Josie is adamant that she did) But I was on your side!!
JOSIE: (both laughing) Oh right.. you need to put some cream on your legs! (continues to caress his lower leg) You're just worried about your face?
JOHN: (rubs his cheek) I'm not worried about it but I don't like getting acka dackas! They hurt for a start!
JOHN: Oh she copped it, yeah! I think she was falling asleep, she had to pretty much kick me out of there. She was like 'if that is all, John?' and then I went on for another 20! And then I went 'ummmmmmmmmmmm, actually NO! That's not all!'
JOSIE: What do .. what do you find to bitch about for an hour? (he answers that he goes in there to talk about everything he can't discuss out there) Why can't you talk about it out here? (SC)
JOHN: They know what I've done, so I can talk to them with 100% clearance. I would talk.. I'm not afraid, if I got clearance in here I would f**king let everybody know out here as well.. but I can't. So they're the only people I can talk to about that situation. So I let them know a little bit more about why and what I think and.. yeah..
JOHN: Yeah! Well not what I'm 'up to', do you know what I mean? They've got my reasons and sh*t but out here I can't talk about sh*t.. don't f**king fall asleep! (swats her side) F**king cheeky mare!
She protests that she's not and has dry skin all around her nose again. John fires his thoughts that he's f**king legit, you know? He's certain that he'll (Dave) put his f**king name up.
JOHN: I'll f**kin' fire! I get ragey eyes, nostrils will be flaring and everything!! (Josie has observed his flaring nostrils before) You haven't seen me at full blaze yet, I fire!
JOSIE: Ooooooooh! I wonder who fires more at full blaze, me or you?
JOHN: I FIRE!! If they keep going, I fire. (he winks with a tongue click at Steve) Why do I get so many boogers up my nose in here? I only get them in here, why? This camera's seen me picking me nose about probably phooo.. at least 10 times a day!
Josie too always has her finger up her nose. Steve's theory is they get dried up by the air con. All the air con is also drying out Josie's skin.
JOHN: (Prods Josie) Jose! Jose! I'm gonna fire up! (Josie huhs and checks she hasn't got a bogey up her right nostril) I said I'm missing Govan, I said 'okay, he might have f**ked up a few things, he might've got in some arguments and handled them the wrong way' I said 'but at the end of the day, he's definitely funny as f**k!' He's definitely the funniest person in here.. and I'm missing that because I need someone to sorta make me laugh, do you know what I mean? I'm a pretty funny person, I've got a good sense of humour.. and I need someone in here who can make me laugh and no one really can. You can! But no one else, do you know what I mean? No one else in here is really funny! Shabs is very funny.
Josie reckons he and Shabby will get on really well; John does too and had even said so in the Diary room.
JOSIE: (To the man who stole her heart) I'm your Number 1, mind! I'm your Number 1.
John admits that he had misread Shabby and thinks they're a lot more alike than they first thought. If he stays in he believes he'll get along with Shabs and respects her. At the start he thought he didn't like her, probably because she was like him but now he's starting to like it.
JOSIE: She's cheeky! Cheeky like you, you're cheeky! You're cheeky but you get away with it.
John is just spewing that he didn't spend more time with her when Govan was there, but felt the group was divided between 'smokers and non-smokers mhhh mrrr merrr and all that f**king crap!' He kicks himself for not kicking it out there with those guys and sighs that now his 'little man's gone and there's no turning back! I've just got the Josie Jo!'
JOSIE: (Playfully) And I've just got you!
JOHN: No, you've got f**king everyone! You f**king tart! (she laughs) 'Who do you think will win Big Brother?' I said 'I don't know who will win, but I know who I'd like to win.. I said you, Stevo or Ife I'd be happy with.'
JOSIE: (heartfelt) Awww, thank you very much. (ad break)
The more Mario thinks about it, the more he concludes that everything is so cruel on this show such as the eviction process. He was saying that maybe 4 HM's would come in and they'd have to choose 2 to stay and 2 to go. Steve agrees that would be very harsh and even more so if 2 originals had to leave. John delivers one of his factoids that BB normally have 21 HM's in a series.
JOHN: (dark and brooding) Oi, Stevo I'm a bit f**ked off and you know I come to you about the serious chats, cos she don't f**king listen! I reckon he was f**king legit about what he just said out there!! About swapping the names, I reckon he was f**king serious about that. I don't know if I.. I don't know how to take that. You don't wanna talk about it? I don't care.. but don't f**king tell me that.. that you love me and that.. and then go and do that! I don't care, I'm not scared about being up.
Steve is with him but John doesn't want Dave to p*ss on his back and tell him it's raining!!
JOHN: Don't f**king hug me and sh*t like that! Don't f**king beat around the bush.. it'll be interesting to see if he is legit.
Steve says that they will see. John didn't want to mention it at the time as Dave may have been joking; he also doesn't want it to look like he's scared of being up when he's not! But he would be a bit offended as Dave keeps telling him about the glory and how much he loves him. John thinks there's a little bit of truth in it but asks Steve if he believes Dave is only mucking around. Steve doesn't really know.
Over to the kitchen, where Caoimhe has to cover her mouth as Shabby has just let a broccoli and carrot scented one rip!! Shabby attempts to scoop the stinky air away 'is there a green mist following me by any chance?'
Over to the kitchen, where Caoimhe has to cover her mouth as Shabby has just let a broccoli and carrot scented one rip!! Shabby attempts to scoop the stinky air away 'is there a green mist following me by any chance?'
John had brought up in the Diary room how Dave knows Josie has a disliking for him 'even if he doesn't have a disliking for you, he knows for a fact that you have a disliking for him but yet he still.. especially..' Josie questions if John had informed Dave of this fact.
JOHN: No! I told them though, especially when it comes up towards the Manic Monday.. and I f**king hate that!! (Josie sucks her thumb) And I even said f**king.. there's certain things.. I thought he was maybe sucking your arse a bit Stevo! But then I said 'don't worry about f**king Stevo, he f**king holds his own, he f**king knows what's going on!' In a way, I hope he does.. cos he'll f**king see fireworks, don't worry about that!! I'll f**king be letting him know right where it's at!
JOHN: No! I told them though, especially when it comes up towards the Manic Monday.. and I f**king hate that!! (Josie sucks her thumb) And I even said f**king.. there's certain things.. I thought he was maybe sucking your arse a bit Stevo! But then I said 'don't worry about f**king Stevo, he f**king holds his own, he f**king knows what's going on!' In a way, I hope he does.. cos he'll f**king see fireworks, don't worry about that!! I'll f**king be letting him know right where it's at!
Josie thinks Dave can tell that he's obviously not her favourite person as she never talks to him ever! John asks why does he tell her he loves her all the time then?
JOSIE: F**k knows!
JOSIE: F**k knows!
Mario 'momentarily' materialises in the bathroom and is 'off to bed' because he's tired. John promises to try not to wake him up when he comes to bed.
JOSIE: (teases) You two are like a couple!
Mario mentions carnally that John shows him the consideration Ben never does ;)
JOSIE: What he gives you c*ck hugs?
JOHN: He gets so funny about that!! About the Mario.. about your situation, he piped up at me 4 times today.. you know his private chats, he always gives me a little private chat and he's like 'don't push it!!'
So he has demanded that Ben doesn't f**king wind him up about Sunshine then because it's the same thing really. John and Mario spoof a couple of Ben's bobbly head nods.
JOHN: Cos I said even if Sunshine clearly likes me.. well, Mario clearly likes you..
JOHN: Cos I said even if Sunshine clearly likes me.. well, Mario clearly likes you..
Mario now firmly manifests that he no longer has a crush on Ben, Josie gets the giggles at this 'revelation!' He's honest that he had a massive one on Ben during the first week but it has since faded into friendship. If he met Ben on the outside world and he was his way inclined, Mario wouldn't go out with him.
JOSIE: What, he wouldn't be your cup of tea?
JOSIE: What, he wouldn't be your cup of tea?
MARIO: Oh, he's very much my cup of tea but.. we don't have that kind of chemistry!
He can now appreciate that he's no longer infatuated with him the way he was.
JOSIE: You just like someone to flirt with? (Mario does) Yeah..
JOHN: (salacious) F**k off!! (Josie doesn't know what John's getting at, he echoes her) 'Yeah, I know what you mean!' You dirrrty b*tch! (Mario describes him as a booty call)
JOSIE: Yeah, like you're my little flirt thing.. I flirt with you without even realising it.
JOHN: (beaming) Do ya?
JOSIE: Yeah..
JOHN: (pulling her leg) F**king pretty sh*t at it, aren't ya?
JOSIE: (affronted) What do you mean? I think I'm really good at it!! (John admits he's joking) 'You're my little flirt thing!!' (chortles) Who do I think I am?
JOHN: (impersonates) Who did I think I was?
MARIO: You're my little bit on the side!
JOSIE: You're my little.. what did I say to John once? You can be my weekend boy! (SC)
Cut to Caoimhe smoking at the bench then back to the bathroom. John is explaining to Mario and Josie how he had told Ben he didn't think Rachael had much time for him. He backs this up with 'I used to see him literally talking to her and her literally rolling her eyes, as he was talking and he still wasn't picking up on it. I was like man, she's obviously not a fan (SC)
Mario is called to the Diary room, Josie doesn't think John can exactly say that to be honest.
JOHN: Alright, well f**king .. if you wanna go, I'll go!! (SC)
JOHN: (Ribbingly replicates Rachael) 'Yeah, alright babe!'
JOSIE: It's only a glass of water, love.
JOHN: So off he'd go to get her a glass of water, because she knew she could take advantage of him!
JOSIE: What over a glass of water?!
JOHN: Listen.. no, not just that! But she used to take advantage whenever.. she used to f**king go and talk to him, but she used to hate talking to him! She would never talk to him on the outside world, that was obvious!!
Josie laughs that every night John has a new piece of jewellery on, he curses at her to 'f**k off!'
JOSIE: You're turning into Sunshine!
JOHN: I'm getting serious now, Jose..
JOSIE: Are you? (sings) Don't let me get serious!!
JOHN: I'm gonna be honest with ya, I think I'm going on Friday .. seriously. So you better make the most of our little.. (coyly wink winks) time together ;)
JOSIE: You're not going, are you? Please, don't say that! I seriously.. I don't know what I'll do..
JOSIE: You're not going, are you? Please, don't say that! I seriously.. I don't know what I'll do..
JOHN: Um.. Jose, I'll let ya know.. just so you're ready, um as soon as I'm up for nom.. I'll be out..
Josie looks crestfallen and doesn't think he can say that. John makes out it doesn't bother him but he just wants her to know and he's prepared.
JOSIE: Why? What have you done in there, John? What have you done in there? What have you said in the Diary room?
He answers that he just tells them exactly how it is and how he's feeling. Anything he can't say out there, BB cops and he just keeps talking and talking. Josie asks if he slags a lot of people off. He doesn't slag them off but tells BB what he thinks. Josie can't wait to get out and watch John's Diary room entries.
JOHN: (his ranting falls on deaf ears) Never ever have I slagged you off.. I said one thing about Govan, I said that when you's were taking the p*ss out of me that day.. I said 'I didn't expect as much from Govan because he's not as mature, he's only 21 but I expected more from you!' That is the only bad thing I've ever said.. in all my Diary room entries, that is the only bad thing I've said about either of you two. Cos Govan was doing the same, he was egging you on .. so I was cross with him as well, but you were the one that was saying it! But I expected more from you, whereas Govan was only 21 and me and him were having lots of fun and that.. but I expected more from you because you're a little bit older.
Josie chuckles that she's only 5 or 6 months older than John but he'd meant older than Govan.
JOHN: But don't worry about that sh*t! But nah.. I'm pretty f**ked off with that because I can do what I want because I feel as though.. um.. I've been a bit of a floater this week so.. and I'm still trying to sort out who I can trust, who I wanna be friends with and who I don't. Alright?
JOHN: But don't worry about that sh*t! But nah.. I'm pretty f**ked off with that because I can do what I want because I feel as though.. um.. I've been a bit of a floater this week so.. and I'm still trying to sort out who I can trust, who I wanna be friends with and who I don't. Alright?
JOSIE: (Giggling) You're such a gossip!!
JOHN: (cheekily chides) You f**king listen when I speak! Anyway but.. (Josie roars with laughter, he appeals to a camera) This is why I can't talk to her! This is why I gotta come in and talk to you because she f**king doesn't give a sh*t!
JOSIE: (Aussie accent) Anyway.. brrr bbnjiohnob brrnklnno anyway.. (super fast gobbledegook) this is me when I speak (more manic mumbo jumbo)
JOHN: Well f**king.. nah f**k ya! Now Shabs is gonna come in and she'll f**king appreciate what I've got to say! (SC)
Snapshot of the unlit bedroom while John stresses that the house will see fireworks! He feels that it is one thing if you have a problem with someone or whatever and you want to put them up, everyone has their reasons and someone has to go out.
Snapshot of the unlit bedroom while John stresses that the house will see fireworks! He feels that it is one thing if you have a problem with someone or whatever and you want to put them up, everyone has their reasons and someone has to go out.
JOHN: But don't f**king give me that 'I love you' sh*t as you're walking out the Diary room door.. and the Lord and the glory and then hug me and sh*t..
His feathers are also riled that Dave deceptively declares that he has so much love in his belly for them! Josie is in hysterics while John vents for arguments sake that someone he's not that close to and opts for Corin. 'I love her but she's probably the least person I'm close to in the house!' So if she was to put him up he'd be all 'no worries, whatever' as she doesn't go around telling him she loves him or p*ssing down his back and saying it's raining! He'd respect that but 'the Lord is totally different!'
JOSIE: Don't you reckon John should have been born a girl?
SHABBY: Weren't you slightly concerned that he was a girl??
JOSIE: Yeah, but I've never met anyone.. I've never met anyone that can gossip like John yeah.. like a girl!
Mario has made his return with a brand new microphone as his previous one wasn't working. (SC) John speaks with Shabby about wanting to constantly know who he can trust and can't. (SC) He would rather have 3 legit friends that he can trust and have the whole rest of the house hate him (SC) Caoimhe has now come in too and she had heard from Shabby what Dave told him, she can't f**king believe it!!
After a longer SC, John now unloads to Mario that he's pretty p*ssed off with Dave. Mario doesn't know if Dave really meant that he would swap John's name in the task! John expresses it is fine if he does as everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but he doesn't want to be given sh*t about how the Lord loves him! He was a little bit cut over that and doesn't want to bring up the subject.. but knows Mario sort of expected to be up last week.
After a longer SC, John now unloads to Mario that he's pretty p*ssed off with Dave. Mario doesn't know if Dave really meant that he would swap John's name in the task! John expresses it is fine if he does as everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but he doesn't want to be given sh*t about how the Lord loves him! He was a little bit cut over that and doesn't want to bring up the subject.. but knows Mario sort of expected to be up last week.
Josie pokes fun at John saying he doesn't want to bring it up but then brings it up anyway! John defends Shabby as at least she hadn't given Mario the 'I-love-you's' and he knew! Shabby justifies that at the time she had barely known Mario and wasn't going to put her best friends up. He repeats himself that he thinks there was truth in what Dave said but didn't want to fire up in case he was joking.
JOHN: Because then I would have looked like a right c*ck! But at the same time I also didn't want to have a go at him because it looks like I'm afraid of nominations!! And I'm not.. but if he was serious, I would f**king fire right up!
And will do so if Dave swaps him, Shabby stops him in his tracks as they don't even know if Dave will be up for eviction yet. John accepts that and adds they also don't know if he'll win the task. Josie laughs that Dave's always up for eviction while trying Shabby's shirt on as she likes it.
JOHN: Don't f**king give me that sh*t, if that's what you think!
JOHN: And he said the same to Jose! I just want your honest opinion, Mario. Do you think I should trust him?It's just got me wondering a little bit..
Caoimhe and Josie mickey take John calling 'Jose' constantly. Mario feels that he should trust his gut instinct; John was 50/50 towards Dave and a little bit yes/no and now he's a little bit iffy. (SC) Mario theorises that Dave was up for eviction and succeeded in the task and then save and replaced himself would John, would he care? Shabby interjects that she would care in John's position as they are supposed to be good friends.
John wouldn't care about being up for nomination but he cares about all the sh*t he is fed by Dave! John doesn't know how people's minds work when they pick someone to swap, but wouldn't mind if he were actually the person they least got on with. He wouldn't say he was the least, out of all the people to choose from, he wouldn't think he was one of them. Even if he was, he wouldn't care but doesn't want Dave sucking up his arse only to put him up!!
JOSIE: (offers while eating a banana) Would anyone like a drink? Because I think um.. John James is going off on one, so you might be a while!! (gets a bit rude with her banana but not Julie Goodyear GROSS!!)
They all laugh and then give Josie their orders. Shabby would like a little glass of milk before bed and John and Mario request some water. Mario doesn't take half of anything Dave says seriously; John truly believes and he's f**king gonna go all out here.. Dave had said something in the bathroom and it hadn't f**ked him off as much as he knows Dave can be joking about that sh*t.. but he'd then said it again that day. Dave had announced he'd won the eviction, when really he'd only survived it as more people wanted Govan out! So it wasn't a win for Dave and a loss for Govan, that was just how it panned out and Dave was lucky enough to survive.
He understands some avoid it as they can't be f**ked getting into a drama and that's one thing. But John doesn't believe Dave cares so much about what's happening in the house but does about what's happening outside. That John will get f**ked off with as that does annoy him! Mario makes allowances for Dave as he has his church to think about. Caoimhe classes this as 'B*LLOCKS!' John hadn't actually thought of that but is willing to listen to Mario. She claims that if he were thinking about his church, Dave would be on his best f**king behaviour and being as Christian as he f**king possibly can be but he's not.
John argues that if Dave is in there for that reason to talk about the Lord and embrace God, how many Ministers have they seen in BB as a way to get across that fact? Mario can't recall there ever being any. John asserts it is a strange way for purely that reason, Mario counters that Dave is a strange person! John isn't going to get on the full wagon that Dave's playing a game, he's just unsure at the moment and trying to figure him out.
John believes at the moment, that Dave is kissing people's arses that he shouldn't be! He and Mario have been friends with Dave from the start but John realises he has drifted away from him recently. John reports that Dave knows Jose is clearly not a fan and she's had her problems with him, but Dave doesn't fire up. Josie has returned with the liquid refreshments for her thirsty friends.
JOHN: I believe he doesn't fire up, because he thinks Jose is a favourite out there.
John also feels Dave takes advantage with the Stevo situation as well. SC as Josie slips slightly on her way back out. Steve had apparently considered walking because of the rations but had been mucking around; John saw Dave's eyes light up like a f**king lantern. Then Dave declared that would be the only chance he would have of winning the show, if Steve walked out! John thinks Dave is seriously thinking about winning but isn't saying that's a bad thing but shouldn't pretend not to give a f**k about it, when he does.
Shabby infers it would be a bad thing to think because if they are thinking about the long game, then they'd have to play a game now. Personally John isn't one of them, he doesn't give a f**k about winning but would like to be there until the end of the series but won't play a game in order to do so. It hasn't even crossed his mind that he could win; Caoimhe is certain she won't.
JOHN: You've gotta be yourself! If they hate you, they hate you.. if they love you, they love you.. if you don't give a f**k if you go out, you don't give a f**k if you go out!
Every time Dave mentions the public it p*sses John off a little bit as he cannot compute why he's so worried about it! He goes on that it must be affecting his behaviour in the house if they are constantly in his thoughts. 'Am I nuts in thinking that?' Mario determines there's a lot of truth in that! After Dave had made out he would swap John's face on the board, John no longer wants any of his 'I love you b*llsh*t and sh*t anymore!' John's not saying Dave can't be his mate now as he understands that somebody has to be picked.
JOHN: I think he goes over the top.. kisses and hugging and f**king telling people he loves them, when really he doesn't!
Caoimhe broaches the question to Mario if there's anyone that really p*sses him off in the house. Mario answers that there genuinely isn't; he has so many social groups on the outside he finds it easy to juggle different personalities.
JOHN: I think you and me are a lot alike.. Josie just said the same thing as well, she said 'you's two are a lot alike!'
John had no idea that Shabby felt so strongly that way about lick arses, he seriously thought he was the only one. 'Cos I talked to Jose and she was like.. I .. DON'T.. CARE!!!' (chuckles) And if she doesn't care she doesn't care.. I don't care but..' Mario likes Dave and doesn't know if anyone else does the same, but he takes everything Dave says with a pinch of salt. Josie comes back in with a cuppa and chomping on a biscuit. Caoimhe tells them not to listen to anything Dave says as anything that comes out of his mouth is bullsh*t!
Josie voices her view that for Dave to proclaim that gay marriage was immoral in front of Mario was totally out of order. Mario had accepted Dave's apology over that; Shabby was furious about that!
JOSIE: If you feel that gay marriages are immoral, why are you saying sorry about it??
The comment had got Mario down a little. Another remark that had f**ked John off to the point he needed to walk away, was when Dave had said if he was that way inclined he'd like to be with Mario. This was when Dave had Mario in a death grip and he couldn't escape as they were rolling around on the couches. Caoimhe is appalled that Dave had said this; Josie doesn't think Dave is homophobic. John wasn't happy about it but didn't say anything as Mario hadn't but would have backed Mario up if he had.
John vehemently agrees with Shabby here 'YES! 100%, 100% agree with that! EXACTLY! And that is why I'm going off about that because the game is more important to him!' John has his views and reasons for them and doesn't buy that Dave would put him up because that's how he felt about him but as part of his f**king game plan. And that's what f**ked him off, he honestly feels Dave would put him as he's afraid of rocking the boat within the group and thinks that John's a safe bet.
John truly believes that and doesn't feel comfortable being friends with someone like that. Shabby wants to ascertain why John thinks Dave considers him to be a safe bet.
JOHN: He's not gonna put Jose up.. because he knows.. cos he thinks you're a favourite! He ain't putting Steve up!
John feels Dave is sucking up Mario's arse more than he would outside as he has stronger views than he's making out. If John had a view, he would express the view and not try and hide it.
JOSIE: (Jokes) Yeah, we all f**king know that, John!!
JOHN: But I wouldn't back down, he did, he backed down straight away.. I didn't even pick up on it at the time. You walked out and then he f**king sucked up your arse! I got a little bit.. it's got nothing to do with me but I just got a little bit uncomfortable with that sh*t! (cut to Dave disheveled and sitting up in bed)
as uaual brilliant ma wee cheeky xx
ReplyDeleteMe too thought Shabbs&John were alike in so many things,the only difference was John not being able to recognise when he should stop,and Shabbs tantrums were more extreme.
ReplyDeleteIt's like John has this compulsion disorder to go on and on about the same thing,like he can't help himself,must be tiring to be around someone like that!Maybe he has changed now,hope so anyway.