LIVE DAY 20 Part 2

GET YOUR SWERRRRRRVE ON (James 32 video):

Sunshine is stating to John her opinion that if a girl tells a guy she thinks he is hot, then the GUY needs to make the next move. 

JOHN: Says who? 

SUNSHINE: The laws of attraction!  

JOHN: Oh, the laws? So there's a law of attraction, is there? (laughs then scoffs) Laws (!)

Sunshine doubts that the girl will go back a second time if the guy shows no signs of interest. John has had it happen to him, but the girl's friend came back over. Sunshine asks what was said. 

JOHN: 'My friend came up to you before, she's the one that said you were hot. What do you reckon?' (Sunshine wants to know what happened from there) Well, if I'm not attracted to them, I'll lie and say I've got a girlfriend.. (Sunshine does that!!) If they're alright, then you get the Mack Daddy swerve on! 

SUNSHINE: What's the mack daddy swirl?!

JOHN: Ah! You've gotta listen!! The Mack Daddy swerve! Get your swerve on! Get your swerrrrrrrrve on! (SC) Get a little bit of lip action!

The Friday before Sunshine entered the house, she saw a really attractive guy but he was with another man at the bar. She wasn't sure if they were gay, so she went up to ask them and they were gay but not together. 'So that didn't work out very well for me!' John advises Sunshine that approaching someone has disadvantages as she put herself in a spot where she could be shut down.  

JOHN: An advantage is, you could pick up a lot of guys, if you keep going that way! (SC)

Although, many people think John  isn't into the clubbing scene, it was something he used to do. As he said, he wasn't the one to approach a girl, but if moves were made on him and he was attracted he'd have no qualms getting the swerve on! Many of us perhaps mistake John as not being this confident guy who will pick up a girl at a club, just because of how respectful he was with Josie. 

With Josie, his softer side was brought out of his personality because he had fallen in love. He was never going to show that normal, laddish behaviour while he was in a serious relationship. I know some people haven't liked his boy banter tweets recently, but he is single so why shouldn't he have some fun? It isn't like he is going around sleeping with any girl that smiles at him! But I hope he is macking on when he meets women that he likes. I wouldn't want him to go throughout his entire life without ever having that female companionship and intimacy again.  

Some JJJAT-er's saw Sunshine's conversation here with John as her trying to insinuate that John should make a move on her (as she had told him on several occasions that she found him attractive) "John could have taken PLENTY opportunities with Sunshine to snuggle up to her in bed, play about with her in the pool etc, but he hasn't because he's not interested. Whereas he has spent three nights in Josie's bed. And what was going on last night tells me it won't stop there" (Brit) 

H'OBVIOUSLY JONATHAN (JAMES 32 video):

JOHN: And they're still your friends?

JOSIE: H'obviously, Jonathan! 

JOHN: After you sing that song to em? 

JOSIE: H'OBVIOUSLY!  Because they love me!

Sound cut for rest of the clip because HM's are singing in the garden. Josie and Caoimhe seem to be comparing chest size as they look down their cleavages in the pool. John warns Dave about the dangers of sun burn in the background. 

Don't sit near the jet and start sucking your thumb (James 32 VID): 

Josie, Caoimhe and John appear to be discussing blow jobs as Josie sucks her thumb while mm-ing 'I do it like that!' John comments something about the guy standing up for you anyway ;) (SC)

JOHN: Dirty, dirty mare! (Josie continues to suck her thumb suggestively) Don't sit near the jet and suck on your thumb! No wonder you (SC)

JOSIE: Well, don't sit in your.. (SC, as Josie raises her eyebrows at him)

JOHN: (Repeats Josie's line on her) I haven't got any talents but I'm quite good at giving blowers! (long SC) 

JOSIE: (conversation starts to get heated) No cos you started.. yeah, but you were mouthing off at me behind my back!  (Talking about their nasty argument on Day 12 when John had a headache)

JOHN: No, I was not!

JOSIE: You was!

JOHN: No, I wasn't. 

JOSIE: Yeah, you was. Everyone else heard you!

JOHN: No, they didn't.. 

JOSIE: Yeah, they did!

JOHN: I did not mouth off at you behind your back. Everything I said.. 

JOSIE: And then you went in the Diary room and had a massive mouth off about me as well, so.. (SC)

JOHN: Beady little eyes and whatever you said.. I still stuck up for you (Dave calls out Crab eyes 'helpfully') All's I said was, I was disappointed because I didn't expect you, of all people in here, to give me a bagging - that's all I said. I said 'out of all the people in here, I expected you the most.. to stop when I had a headache (SC and clip skips, Josie laughs) I never slagged you behind your back. Everything, I said, I said to your face. 

JOSIE: Yeah and I have!

JOHN: No, but you didn't say I was a b*tch, to my face.. 

JOSIE: I called you a little b*tch! 

JOHN: You come out .. no, you come out here and called me a b*tch.

JOSIE: Yeah and then I called it to your face in there!

JOHN: No, you said 'I've just called you..' (SC) 

Thankfully, this was a very minor spat on the show and was all smoothed over in minutes. I dread to think how badly they have mouthed each other off now since they have said some horrific things in public! Let alone what they must have said to their friends and family, behind closed doors :( I think they both must have been so disappointed with each other (and maybe even themselves to an extent) to have had a lot of their break up played out so publicly. I think this just intensified the animosity, making them take turns to lash out irrationally and unfairly :( 

SHUT UP YOU TART (James 32 video):

Josie is in the pool still chatting to John who is laying beside the edge of the spa. 

JOSIE: I guarantee John.. right, right John? Listen to this then, John..If you didn't get any attention off women, I think you would care! But because you do get attention off women.. eurghhhh! (SC as Josie stops to stare at something gross) 

JOHN: Go on with your story!

JOSIE: Yeah so if you didn't.. if you were one of those guys who never got attention off women, I think you would actually care if you had a bit of attention off women or not. I do.. because you do get attention off women, you don't (SC) Yeah, because you get attention.. but if you didn't.. 

JOHN: It's not the be all and end all of the world though, is it? 

JOSIE: No! But everyone likes attention off the opposite sex. 

JOHN: Says who? Who made up that rule? 

JOSIE: Um everyone does!

JOHN: Is that a fact, is it? Or a Josie fact? 

JOSIE: People don't realise they do but they do, I reckon everyone does.. I hold my hands up, I do. 

JOHN: Pardon? What did you say?

JOSIE: I don't neeeed it but I do like it. 

Steve thinks Josie thrives on attention and loves play acting.

JOSIE: Do I? I didn't realise I was like that until I got in here. 

Steve considers it to just be a communicating skill 'if you didn't communicate, it would be horrible, wouldn't it? I'm a man of few words but when I wanna speak, I speak.'  

JOHN: I refuse to lower myself to a level where you have to.. receive attention off the opposite sex in order to be happy. 

JOSIE: Oh no, I'm not like that! Bl**dy hell! I don't get any attention, but .. it is nice. (John simply shrugs) Obviously sometimes, I have a little flirt with you, don't I? 

JOHN: Yeah.. but I don't.. yeah I..

JOSIE: You don't like it? 

JOHN: Yeah, of course! Not in the way.. but not in the way (sighs and Josie giggles) but you do that with everyone in the house like what's .. pretty much..

JOSIE: Yeah! 

JOHN: It doesn't make me feel any.. any more special because (Josie cackles) with me.. because you do it with everyone, do you know what I mean? 

JOSIE: I thought I was cheering you right up! (giggles) Joke!

JOHN: Oh.. well it's not bad, don't get me wrong .. do you know what I mean though? Like, you're saying attention off the opposite sex but if you've got a girl in that house that gives attention to every single person, then how's that supposed to .. it doesn't make you feel good nor bad.. it's just the way that person is! (Josie chuckles) Do you know what I'm saying? 

Josie seems slightly hurt and doesn't answer him. 

JOHN: You flirt just as much with me as you do with a bloke that's not even straight! So how am I supposed to.. 

I don't think John wanted to compete with the other men in vying for Josie's attention. He wanted it exclusively to himself and to know that HE was the one who was special to Josie. 

JOSIE: Well, I wouldn't think it was flirting, really.. 

JOHN: Well that's the word you used, so I didn't use that - you did!

JOSIE: Now people like say 'oh Josie, you're a massive flirt' but I don't.. 

JOHN: I wouldn't say flirting, but that's the word that you used .. 

JOSIE: So I just put it down to that. 

JOHN: I just put it down to, that's your personality.. that's just the way you are. But no, I don't um.. feel special or anything like that, no.. why would I? 

JOSIE: You've just crushed me, John. 

JOHN: Oh shut up! Shut up, you tart! 'You've just crushed me!' (they both laugh) 

JOSIE: Honestly.. (pulls over-dramatic-I'm-about-to-sob-face)  

"Yep, I agree he was looking for reassurance...I think though, that Josie was genuinely taken aback by that and a little hurt and wasn't quite sure how to respond either (it wasn't said with the nicest tone) - hence the few moments of silence - which I think spoke volumes!! Then she said you are special, he laughed and the mood lightened. I think it just may have made her think a little too....." (mINTCAR)  

"I think he's fishing again..for her to say it's different with him. This is his insecurity coming out. I think Josie does like a flirt and enjoy the company of men more by her own admission...but she's clearly way beyond with him...but maybe he's just afraid he's another one of her 'husbands' albeit a divorced one. The danger is, of course, that Josie will think he thinks she's just a flirt and that all the stuff between them means nothing because he was just playing along with her." (theirishgirl) 

"I think he is looking for Josie to perhaps give him an indication that she doesn't flirt with everyone, that she flirts with him cause she likes him. He obviously thinks of her like that or he wouldn't be saying she looked 'smokin' last night. She obviously likes him cause I get the impression she wouldn't have flirted around in the bed with him otherwise, or said what she did to Ife. I think the pair of them can just be very insecure and its going to take time to move this whole situation along, I just hope they don't let things get the better of them." (JJJAT)

JOHN: Yeah, so what you're saying is (while Josie continues to pretend cry).. different things (Josie laughs loudly) this situation's different but.. but if you were in a club like you mean.. you'd be happy if some bloke came up to you.. and tried to chat you up. 

JOSIE: I'd be really flattered, yeah. 

JOHN: Yeah.. yeah, I understand where we're coming from now. I see how we're different. (Josie asks if he knows what she means) Yeah! That's why you said, you said to me.. you said to me, didn't you? You said 'you should just be flattered!' I was like 'huh??' 

JOSIE: But because you're probably.. don't take this the wrong way, you're probably used to getting quite a bit of attention .. 

JOHN: Cos I was like (rambles) 'what do you mean flattered? What?' I remember you kept saying that to me. Now I know why you kept saying that to me! Cos you kept saying 'why aren't you just flattered? Why aren't you flattered?' (I think about Sunshine fancying him) I didn't really care about that.. I was like 'what's that got to do with..'

JOSIE: Rachael fancying you.. I would have found that really flattering! If someone like Rachael fancied me!

JOHN: (Aghast) Why? 

JOSIE: How beautiful she was!

JOHN: (Bewildered) Is she in the Top 10 on the planet on somethin'? (Awww remember when Ruby asked him if Josie was the prettiest girl in the world and he said yes?) :(

JOSIE: You what? (he repeats his sarcastic question. SC) think she's absolutely beautiful! Sometimes I couldn't stop looking at her when she was swimming. 

JOHN: Wh.. like.. how good looking are we talking here?  

JOSIE: I'd say Rachael was probably (SC judging by John's extreme amused reaction he disagrees with Josie's gushes) 

After the SC Steve checks with John that the England cups were returned to the Store room. John confirms that anything with an England logo had been put back in there. 

JOSIE: (Flirtatious) I would probably say, you're a version of a 10 as well! (SC) In a football kit! (SC) 

JOHN: I don't even like thinking about that.. I seriously don't! Because.. 

JOSIE: That's the way it is!

JOHN: What relevance has it got to the planet? 

JOSIE: Because that's the way.. that's the society we live in.

JOHN: (Getting shirty) But you're born and that's what you are! That's got no relevance to anything! (SC) Much rather .. you wouldn't wanna be called boring. 

JOSIE: Make up and beauty is all the world's most um.. 

JOHN: Because everyone's vain, aren't they? Everybody wants to look the best. 

JOSIE: Are they doing that because.. if you think about it, someone who steps outside the front door without doing their make up is obviously so secure with how they look.. 

 JOHN: And I respect that more than anything else in the world!

JOSIE: Think about it, right? Think outside the box for a minute (swims closer to his side) Some people .. 

JOHN: Are you gonna try to reverse this on me? Alright (SC) 

The clip cuts off as it switches to Shabby and friends in the living room. 

"Poor old John - he has more issues than the magazine section at WHSmith......totally obsessing over the whole importance of looks and flirting....why can't he just acknowledge that the girl likes him....he seems OK with the idea at midnight but in the daylight he's back to thinking that he's nothing special in her eyes..." (Siobhan DS)

JOHN JAMES AND JOSIE HORSEPLAY (James 32 video):

4.58pm, while Sunshine scrubs away at something in the sink Josie and John start to playfight in the background. Josie seemed to have approached John first off screen and then made out she didn't mean to and was only joking! 

Then we can make out their silhouettes in the reflection of the lounge mirrors as they conduct their youthful tomfoolery around the house! They snicker away saucily around the sofas before Josie protests that her tea towel isn't thick enough!

JOHN: Hey? Oh, isn't it? (giggles naughtily while winding his tea towel up for another whipping)

JOSIE: No.. you know when you've got the thick tea towels and do that.. 

They both strike a defensive stance ready to deflect the blows that will inevitably be thrown at them. Then walk closely alongside each other across the room, ready to spring into action. Josie swings and misses with her bottle's aim at John's body!

JOSIE: Oh my God, you're so annoying sometimes!
 
Upon reaching the bathroom, John lunges as he turns all Christian Grey and spanks Josie's bum with his tea towel! ;) This makes Josie yelp but she's probably as turned on as John by the kinky f**kery! :D The randy rapscallions ;)

JOHN: Stop sniffing on my underwear!

JOSIE: Sorry, I can't help it!

JOHN: (With his hands on his hips, sang in Time Warp tune) Don't embarrass me on the telly!

JOSIE: Where's your football kit? (sprinkles the detergent in the bath tub to clean their clothes)

JOHN: Stop trying to show me up! 

JOSIE: Have you actually brang a football kit? (John huh's at her) Have you actually brang your own football kit? 

JOHN: I was going to but they weren't gonna let me in with it!

JOSIE: Oh my God, thank God you never!

JOHN: Why? Cos (SC) 

JOSIE: Um, have you got any more washing? 

She gets John to go and ask anyone if they have any. 

JOHN: Everyone? 

Josie thinks she may as well as she is doing theirs. 

JOHN: Are you sure you wanna do everyone's? 

John wasn't wanting his woman to be lumbered with all the laundry, as this would lessen his love-in time with aforementioned lady!! While Josie the sexiest washer woman pon road soaks and scrubs at the delicates, John rounds up more from Ife. 

JOHN: She's onto it!

I think John was quite enamoured and electrified by his rousing flirting sessions with the Bristolian on the quiet.  After their earlier discussion on this matter, John was only too keen to engage in another quickie flirt!! 

17:00 Mario is reading from a task laminate and has told the housemates they will visit 'The Big Brother Boozer' On hearing this booze news, Josie has jumped up and let out mad screams of excitement #BB11 (from the BB twitter feed)

JOSIE: Yeahhhhhhh baby!!!!  

Ben's words are a lightning bolt through Josie's ear drums, as he reminds her she doesn't know what they have to drink yet.

JOHN: You nearly blew Mario away then! 

Mario tells Josie to listen as BB had taken on board her idea. HM's have to select 2 HM's - 1 to become a barman and 1 a darts player. 

JOSIE: Are you jokinggggg? They're stealing my ideas!  

All the other HM's will take turns to down the contents measuring half a yard. The darts player stands 10 yards away from the board; for every successful downed half yard he can take a step closer. When all 10 HM's have attempted a yard of fail, then the Darts player may throw 1 dart and win 1 drink for every point they manage to score. 

In addition, if the Darts player hits a Bulls eye, treble or double, they will win back all remaining suitcases for' the house. 

CAUSE THE BIG BOOBS, THAT WAS THE WHOLE REASON (James 32 VIDEO): 

At the sofas before the task, John imitates Josie with his 'who do you think you are?' impersonation.  

JOSIE: Look how long your leg hair is! (SC as she places her hands on his upper thigh under the pretence of examining his long leg hairs! That old chestnut!!) 

Mario begins tugging at the hairs on John's legs which causes John some pain. A tired but tactile John leans his head tenderly against Josie's; she starts to stroke his leg in an almost sensuous way. Shabby is steamed that everyone else had consumed apple pie for dessert and she hadn't! (Another SC) Josie apologises so maybe she had mistakenly eaten Shabby's serving. 

JOSIE: I used to take bites out of things in the fridge and then put them back.. and he'd go (yells) 'who's taken a bite out of this?' And I'd go 'not me!' He'd go 'JOSIE, I CAN SEE YOUR TEETH MARKS!' because I have a gap (SC) 

Josie rubs John's head softly with one hand and plays with his hoody string with her other.  

JOSIE: Big gap marks! (SC) And he'd go 'who's done this? Who's done this?' And I'd go 'not me, not me!' And he'd say 'Josie, look it is you! There's 2 gap marks!' like that.. because my gap used to be a lot bigger as well. I could never get away with anything!  

Caoimhe asks Josie if she wore braces; but Josie hadn't and rarely went to the dentist. Ife inquires if she has had work done on her teeth but Josie disputes this too 'no, I suck my thumb. That's why their goofy like that! They are, look!' (long SC)  

JOSIE: Alright, Jonathan James? 

JOHN: (sleepily) Mm hm.

JOSIE: You're quite a good cuddler, aren't you? (John hm's, maybe just to have her repeat) You're quite a good cuddler.. to cuddle up to. (SC's) I'll drink my Yard of ale.. 

JOHN: (adjusting the crease in his crotch) D'you reckon? 

JOSIE: Just so you can get rid of this Peter Pan look you've got going on!

JOHN: (they laugh) It's a good look!

JOSIE: Very Peter Pan, isn't it? 

JOHN: I can change (scene skips and SC's but lots of smiling) 

Josie exclaims to Sunshine that she looks so much healthier with that tan! You'd be forgiven for thinking John's head was actually super-glued to Josie's as he hasn't moved it in 5 minutes! Sunshine is pleased that people keep complimenting her 'except John!' 

JOSIE: (soft pedals) He does!!

JOHN: I said 'you don't look as white!' What more do you want? (chuckles) 

JOSIE: You're rubbish with compliments, John!

John's head is finally lifted up, as he stares at her with astonished humour 'who do you think you are?? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!'   

JOHN: (Yawns) I said your boobs were getting big! What more do you want? 

JOSIE: Um, that's not really a compliment, is it? 

JOHN: Aw, alright.. they're getting smaller - how do you like that? 

JOSIE: It's an observation!

JOHN: Oh! (nestles back against her, though he should have used her bosoms for a pillow, as everyone needs that - if you know the song, you'll get this reference!) I wasn't looking at 'em!

JOSIE: Don't lie! (they giggle, both knowing he has been!) 

JOHN: (shamelessly flirts) Remember when I saw them when they were out? 

JOSIE: No, I don't remember that. 

JOHN: Oh! (giggles bashfully)

JOSIE: Do you remember when you seen them when they were out? (SC)

JOHN: I was just talking in bed and they were out.. I was like 'ohhhh, a bit of boob action!'

As Josie chuckles, Shabby lies her head on Josie's shoulder 'I feel like a Marmoset monkey!' 

JOSIE: I feel like a bit of a wanted woman, for the first time in me life!

JOHN: Yeah, I told you.. (SC) 

Shabby thinks it is the time of the month; Josie agrees. Mario prods at her mammaries while John looks on with jealousy. Shabby also starts to have a stroke at Josie's chest. 

JOHN: They're big kahuna's at the moment, aren't they? 

JOSIE: Yeah, because.. it's because it's my time of the month!

John gets in a good glimpse down Josie's cleavage once Mario has withdrawn his weaponry! Mario boasts that he had squeezed Josie's boobs yesterday while she explains about her pheromones to John.  

MARIO: I do like them!

JOSIE: I was trying to explain to Becks last night. When I'm not on my period no more, no one's gonna wanna know me! (John aww's) 

Shabby says they'll make the most of it ;) Josie starts up her Aussie accent whispering 'Jose Jose' 

JOHN: Hey Jose! Jose! 

JOSIE: That's an impression of you (whispers closely in his ear) Jose Jose (SC as he cracks up) 

JOHN: Alright, I'll do my impression of you! (SC) 

JOSIE: Yeah, well so's yours!! 'Jose Jose! (SC) 'Jose, Jose! So seriously you don't care?? You don't care?' (John chuckles) 'I'm not like that!' Awww, do you know what I thought was so sweet last night? 

JOHN: What? 

JOSIE: When you said.. you said.. 'what so' .. I'll say what was said last night (lifts her lips so her breath gently brushes his face) Right you go 'Jose, Jose.. um.. since Govan's gone do you feel like a bit of a loner?' (John laughs) I said 'how can you feel like a loner in a house full of 12 people?' 'But Jose, Jose.. you go round like a bit of a loner!' 

John has to wipe his eyes he is laughing so much. 

JOHN: Now, you're making me feel bad! 

JOSIE: 'You're going round like a bit of a loner!'

JOHN: Is that seriously what I sound like? I might have to keep quiet! (SC as Josie continues to have John in hysterics) I was like 'are you cool with that?'

JOSIE: I was like, 'I don't really care John, it don't really bother me'.. 'ah right, I'm gonna try and be just like you then!' (quick SC) I thought 'aww bless him!' 

JOHN: Yeah, see! (SC) That was pretty funny!

JOSIE: 'John, John!' 

John tucks an apple core between her boobs; Josie apologises as John sniffs. Josie retrieves the fruit from her fruity furrows. 

JOSIE: (Sadly) When I'm not on my period any more.. you're not gonna wanna know me. 

JOHN: Aw, cos the big boobs that's the only.. that's what's (laughs) that was the whole reason! (SC)

JOSIE: I can tell! 

Can't make out everything they say as they are now off screen and Ife is talking too loudly with Ben about being in the sun. I can catch Josie saying about John being very close with his mother and Dave sniggers 'the breast that suckled you!' So presumably Josie and the others are hinting that John's closeness to his Mum could come across as Freudian; then the clip comes to a close. 
 

This is one of the first onscreen moments I can remember thinking how cutely openly affectionate John and Josie were becoming. And it astounded me that so many HM's were completely oblivious to this, save for Ife and perhaps Mario. 

ON BBLB: 

Emma Willis was squeeing at how exciting it was that things were progressing between John and Josie <3  After showing a snippet of Josie nominating (that some people have to walk miles just to get clean water and there is someone in the house who moans about the food) George Lamb literally applauds her for being the best person that's ever been in the house. 

EMMA: She is amazing!

GEORGE: If she doesn't win, it's gonna be a travesty.. but totally neutral..